Can it be quote tiem now plz?!

[gameboy95]

Best one ever, remember it by heart.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible"

 

[Obot9001]

I got this off /b/ and it says "Pro's were once Noobs, no matter the sport."

 

[jam.on.the.toasts]

"conformity of purpose will be achieved through the mutual satisfaction of requirements" (have a guess you're unlikely to get a cookie though)

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat." Douglas Adams

"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks." Douglas Adams (the long dark tea time of the soul)

Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir!
Mal: Ain't we just?
-firefly

"some people juggle geese"- firefly

 

[WorldCritic]

"The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh." -Silent Hill

"You saved the cheerleader, so we could save the world." -Heroes

"I fluffed a pillow, it's fucking full proof!" -Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Sometimes, if you don't take chances, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments."
-Some demotivational poster I found on Google.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"War solves all problems, No man, No problem."~Unknown.

Joseph Stalin.

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole COUNTRY decides that something wrong is something right.

This nation was founded on one principle above all else- The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or consequences.

When the mob & press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell them all- 'NO. YOU MOVE.'"

Captain America?

Sounding in with:
"In the absence of orders, find something and KILL IT."
- Erwin Rommel

 

[WayOutThere]

"Nothing puts viewers on the edge of their seats better than the certain knowledge that they are all about to die"

-Ratchet and Clank Deadlocked

 

[Jerious1154]

My other favourite quote (though I don't remember where it came from) is "Heroes are remembered. Legends never die."

That's Babe Ruth from The Sandlot. One of my favorite movies of all time.

"I bought a dictionary the other day. The first thing I did was look up the word 'dictionary'. It said 'You're an asshole.'" -- Demetri Martin

 

[Beartrucci]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

Cookie for the reference.

 

[hungoverbear]

Yes, i bought your colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control...AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!-tourettes guy

The most important lessons we learn in life, are from the moments that hurt us the most-unknown

When you've lost it all, thats when you finally realize that life is beautiful- Nikki Sixx

 

[JemJar]

"With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!"

Hermes
Futurama, Series 4, Episode 16.

Bamboo Boogie Boots? Which means at that point Fry is on something like coffee number 43

If you're referring to the episode name, it was "300 Big Boys"
If you weren't I have no idea what you are talking about. Haven't watched Futarama in a year as England doesn't show it any more.

Correct, it was 300 Big Boys and your quote refers to the warning label on the Bamboo Boogie Boots which Hermes buys for his son. Not that I'm a colossal Futurama nerd or anything...

 

[AlphaOmega]

"Screw the Rules, I have Money"
"And now I have a Boner"
~Set Kaiba - YGO Abridged.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?"


"Christopher Reeve."

 

[PopePaul]

I'm gonna go with the most obvious one - "Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! ". Some one had to post it. I mean they made an entire movie with a sole purpose of letting Samuel Jackson say it...

That's your Samuel L Jackson quote? I'm sorry, but it doesn't hold a candle to:

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

"Muthafucker!" -Almost every Samuel L. Jackson movie ever...

 

[Arkvoodle]

"It is written in the Book of Divine Fabrications that the Great God of the Sacred Crotch was not made and cannot be unmade. Arkvoodle is, was and forever shall be! And for once, they got it right."