Can it be quote tiem now plz?!

[El Poncho]

"With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!"

Hermes
Futurama, Series 4, Episode 16.

Bamboo Boogie Boots? Which means at that point Fry is on something like coffee number 43

If you're referring to the episode name, it was "300 Big Boys"
If you weren't I have no idea what you are talking about. Haven't watched Futarama in a year as England doesn't show it any more.

Oh oh oh, it's on sky 2 at `16:00 and sky 1 at 17:00

I don't know if you have sky though.

I do not...
Will it be on Sky3 though?
I have Sky3 for some reason. I blame Freeview for it's weird channel picks.

I'm not sure about sky3, it might be on there sometimes.

 

[Sassafrass]

I do not...
Will it be on Sky3 though?
I have Sky3 for some reason. I blame Freeview for it's weird channel picks.

I'm not sure about sky3, it might be on there sometimes.

I'll have to keep an eye out.

And now for a quote from Futurama.

"Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!"

Leela - Love and Rocket.

 

[TK421]

The search bar does not approve.

"I'm sick of search bar Nazis."
-Me 11 December 2009

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present; Man Not Caring. Hum."
-Dr. Perry Cox, Scrubs

"Time for some thrilling heroics."
-Jayne Cobb, Firefly

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you are going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters; and people who talk at the theatre."
-Shepherd Book, Firefly

"Cut her down."
"But the girl is a witch"
"Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her the hell down"
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds negotiating a Witch-Burning, Firefly

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults"
- Louis Nizer

"Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut"
- Anon.

Personal Favourite
"I'm the Dude."
- Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski

And I have many more favourites (no more Firefly ones, I promise) which can be found here:
http://thinks.com/words/aphorisms.htm
and here:
http://members.dca.net/leipold/ap_ap.html

 

[atomicmrpelly]

'Democracy is by far the worst type Government we have tried... Except for all the others.' Churchill, probably misquoted horribly but that's the gist of it!

 

[Azazcyh]

"It's a Boamb!"
"To be or not to be. Not to be."

You can guess the man, but guess the film.

Last action hero?

This is mine,
"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law." - Aristotle

 

[Joshroom]

"All mankind love a lover" Ralph W Emerson

"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive" Private Joker, Fullmetal Jacket

 

[lazy_bum]

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.

'you may be wondering why i have six computer screens. It's because i don't have enough room for eight.'

actually pretty much anything by terry pratchett: http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Terry_Pratchett/

'...because i'm a bad mother fucker.. now give me my wallet back.

Which one is it?

The one that had bad ************ written on it.'

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

"Christ! ... I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!"

 

[Aesir23]

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - General George Patton

My other favourite quote (though I don't remember where it came from) is "Heroes are remembered. Legends never die."

And finally, one of my own creation is "I lived in my own little world. Until I got kicked out for talking back to the voices."

 

[Wayte]

My favourite quote:

The search bar does not approve.

Work out for yourself why I might write that.

Because you're an internet elitist who can't just ignore repeats. It's not like the forum auto-clicks them for you.


OT: My favorite quote would have to be:


The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-George Bernard Shaw

 

[Jharry5]

One of my all time favourite quotes is this:
"There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves." Bill Hicks.

There's also this one:
"As we all know, God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you". (I've ommitted a character's name from that quote, but nothing more).
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[CompanionCube]

"Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades"

 

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[Jim Grim]

There's also this one:
"As we all know, God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you". (I've ommitted a character's name from that quote, but nothing more.
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Pfft, easy, Blackadder.

"What say you?"
"I say--I say--God is dead!!!

Spoiler: Hints

John, Jung, Chief.

John Proctor, the Crucible.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Well I was gonna post one, but out of interest I decided to check what you got put on probation for and have decided that I don't like you.
Seriously, grow up - you're not gonna last long here otherwise.

Fuck it, I'll post one anyway. Um.......do song lyrics count?
If so:

"Amidst the noise I heard you cry. I laughed, revealing my weakness." - Parallel Hearts by FictionJunction.

Edit: I thought of one from a movie!

"You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone." - Natalie Portman - Garden State.

Edit: And another - a book this time:

"Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse,
and they would all smile, at the beauty of destruction." - The Book Thief. (Markus Zuzack)

 

[stiborge]

"Why do I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money." -Homer Simpson"I

"I am in the road crew. This is my stop sign" -Raz (Psychonauts)

"The cake is a lie" -Portal

"You home grandma your drunk" -My friend.

"If your going to put a stripper in the cake make sure you do it after you cook it this time." -Leila (Futurama)

 

[Omikron009]

"My meal is problematic." I don't think River ever said anything that wasn't incredibly quotable. Another good one is "A friend to all is a friend to none."

Edit: Whatserface: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

 

[falcon1985]

"A Guards regiment, eh, Comrade Colonel? Elite soldiers of the Red Army?These tit-sucking children couldn't guard a Turkish whorehouse, MUCH LESS DO ANYTHING MEANINGFULL INSIDE OF IT!"

General Pavel Alekseyev
Tom Clancy's "Red Storm Rising"