Can Oral Sex Cure Morning Sickness?
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I think we should try this and experiment further on this excessively. For Science !!!!!
Seriously though, this is just ridiculous. Publishing Pseudo-Science should be illegal: like that nutritionist that claimed you should eat a lot of spinache, because it has a lot of Chlorophyl, which makes oxigen for the plants; her words, not mine. I mean, yeah Chlorophyl is used in the photosynthesis process, but you still need the Goddamn Sun ! There's no sun in your body. Not only that, but cellular processes usually work best in cels, and not when they are broken apart and absorbed by the body. Not only that, even IF photosynthesis could occur in your body, it means it would make oxygen, which would change the pH Levels in your body and that's not that healthy....
Seriously though, this is just ridiculous. Publishing Pseudo-Science should be illegal: like that nutritionist that claimed you should eat a lot of spinache, because it has a lot of Chlorophyl, which makes oxigen for the plants; her words, not mine. I mean, yeah Chlorophyl is used in the photosynthesis process, but you still need the Goddamn Sun ! There's no sun in your body. Not only that, but cellular processes usually work best in cels, and not when they are broken apart and absorbed by the body. Not only that, even IF photosynthesis could occur in your body, it means it would make oxygen, which would change the pH Levels in your body and that's not that healthy....
Are... are you, or possibly the "scientists and medical professionals" actually my husband playing a joke? I said NO, DAMMIT!Aslyn said:
Congrats, you got me to spit-take just by reading the thread title. And considering the subject that's both note worthy, and ironic at the same time.Aslyn said:
I read the article... Well, according to the theory, the lady in question only needs regular exposure to semen. I don't think anyone needs more reasons to have sex all the time... but I will mention this to my partner if she's in a rush in the mornings.
"Here's your morning juice, honey. Don't worry, I already jerked off in it. Right, I'm off to work."
oh my god, HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS ?!!!! You're a genius, random internet person. Thank you ! Even my Captcha agrees, it says : Well DoneBuretsu said:
That is totally true.
I also read on Cracked that it helps prevent miscarriages too (and you know what a great source they are).
Also, did you know that sperm cells contain chemicals that help get rid of wrinkles? So every other blowjob you should probably let him cum on your face.
EDIT: See? This doctor agrees with me:
I also read on Cracked that it helps prevent miscarriages too (and you know what a great source they are).
Also, did you know that sperm cells contain chemicals that help get rid of wrinkles? So every other blowjob you should probably let him cum on your face.
EDIT: See? This doctor agrees with me:
thiosk said:
As a member of the male gender, and an expert on all things man and pertaining to them, because i am part of the male gender, i can confirm both of theseDirtyJunkieScum said:
It also promotes healthier hair, weight loss, shapelier thighs, and an over all happier outlook on life.
As a bloke who likes alcohol and gets really bad hangovers I can indeed confirm that when my wife gives me a blowjob in the morning I feel much better.
As for curing a womans morning sickness ..... pretty sure the last thing on my mind during oral is "is she feeling okay".
As for curing a womans morning sickness ..... pretty sure the last thing on my mind during oral is "is she feeling okay".
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I wonder if your girlfriend is pregnant and you're looking for an excuse to ensure her that putting your sex life on hold because she is feeling shitty is not medically sound.
I wonder if your girlfriend is pregnant and you're looking for an excuse to ensure her that putting your sex life on hold because she is feeling shitty is not medically sound.
not to mention the man in your life also being happier and more receptive to your needskouriichi said:
/sarcasm off
This is somehow among the most ridiculous things I've ever read when every day is hearing about something ridiculous we as a species did. I'd call it an accomplishment, but it'd be like calling someone accidentally falling from a skyscraper in time to land on a passing car, causing it to spin into a gas pump and blow up the surroundings in a ball of fire an accomplishment; it's impressive in a way, but we'd have been better off if it never happened.
Also, how did the correlation with oral sex come into play, anyway.
Also, how did the correlation with oral sex come into play, anyway.
In the words of William Randolph Hearst:
"Who cares if it's true? Put it on the front page!"
This should be a Harlan Ellison story. All these health benefits are true, and if a woman subsists solely on semen, she becomes immortal. Giving rise of course, to the sperm vampires, which would then take over the world for obvious reasons (immortals who give out free blowjobs? now there's a privileged class), and keep all the men strapped down in prisons where they can be milked to death. A not insignificant percentage of the male population would be fine with this scenario, even knowing the end result. Sad thing is, they'd probably just use machines.
"Who cares if it's true? Put it on the front page!"
This should be a Harlan Ellison story. All these health benefits are true, and if a woman subsists solely on semen, she becomes immortal. Giving rise of course, to the sperm vampires, which would then take over the world for obvious reasons (immortals who give out free blowjobs? now there's a privileged class), and keep all the men strapped down in prisons where they can be milked to death. A not insignificant percentage of the male population would be fine with this scenario, even knowing the end result. Sad thing is, they'd probably just use machines.
I don't think nawing on carpet is going help much... oh wait you mean the other way round...er...wut? 0-o
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