Can Oral Sex Cure Morning Sickness?
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Yes, yes it absolutely can and does. Not every semen, however. Luckily for you all, I hereby humblyy suggest my services. No need to thank me, I'm nice like that.
--Bloodstain, professional nutritionist
Isn't it just great how anyone can claim to be a nutritionist because it's not an official academic title?RustlessPotato said:I think we should try this and experiment further on this excessively. For Science !!!!!
Seriously though, this is just ridiculous. Publishing Pseudo-Science should be illegal: like that nutritionist that claimed you should eat a lot of spinache, because it has a lot of Chlorophyl, which makes oxigen for the plants; her words, not mine. I mean, yeah Chlorophyl is used in the photosynthesis process, but you still need the Goddamn Sun ! There's no sun in your body. Not only that, but cellular processes usually work best in cels, and not when they are broken apart and absorbed by the body. Not only that, even IF photosynthesis could occur in your body, it means it would make oxygen, which would change the pH Levels in your body and that's not that healthy....
--Bloodstain, professional nutritionist
Only every other blowjob? Pfft. Man up, princess.DirtyJunkieScum said:
Regarding the cum-as-a-moisturiser thing, I remember seeing a website a year or so back. A woman actually tried it as an experiment (with the help of her boyfriend, obviously); every morning she'd use semen on half of her face and ordinary beauty creams on the other. After a month or so, the spermy half was so dry the skin was flaking off. Pretty unpleasant looking.
I would find a link to cite this, but I'm at work right now, and there's no way I'm searching for "girl who rubbed cum into her face" or anything along those lines
What, lol. If bodies rejected the babys growing inside them they would destroy it ... not make you feel sick. (this sounds like Daily Mail science to me)
Morning sickness is caused by various thing assosiated with pregnancy such as estrogen levels, low blood sugar and a bunch of other stuff.
People if we let cowboy science like this on the internet people will believe it ... in this case it causes no harm (i'm not sure that throwing up on someones cock is really going to be a bonding experience) but if we let it continue we may end up with another MMR conspiracy.
Morning sickness is caused by various thing assosiated with pregnancy such as estrogen levels, low blood sugar and a bunch of other stuff.
People if we let cowboy science like this on the internet people will believe it ... in this case it causes no harm (i'm not sure that throwing up on someones cock is really going to be a bonding experience) but if we let it continue we may end up with another MMR conspiracy.
I haven't read the article so I can't judge it's merits. But it has been suggested that oral sex (and sexual cohabition in general) can reduce a woman's risk of pre-eclampsia (high blood pressure from pregnancy) due to HLA antigens involved.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945
So if they're linking morning sickness to an auto-immune response to foreign antibodies, it's not too far of a stretch.
Edit: Read the article, it quotes the study I mentioned. Honestly it's a pretty well written article with good references. Just because it seems ridiculous isn't a reason to discount it. Pencillin came from moldy bread.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Induction_of_paternal_tolerance
Even in rhesus disease (the +/- in blood groups) the majority of babies survive albeit with some illness.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945
So if they're linking morning sickness to an auto-immune response to foreign antibodies, it's not too far of a stretch.
Edit: Read the article, it quotes the study I mentioned. Honestly it's a pretty well written article with good references. Just because it seems ridiculous isn't a reason to discount it. Pencillin came from moldy bread.
There's an entire field of thought on paternal genes causing of pre-eclampsia (high blood pressure during pregnancy).gunny1993 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Induction_of_paternal_tolerance
Even in rhesus disease (the +/- in blood groups) the majority of babies survive albeit with some illness.
Honestly I can't say I thought it through that much. My initial post was meant to show that I had an initial "ew" reaction. I never claimed the reaction was particularly rational or factually correct, but that was the reaction I had for that.shinsei-J said:
I'm pretty sure that in actual fact by the time any of it got to the child through the oral thing it would have been sufficiently broken down that its not actually sperm anymore, and even then does it really matter?
It's not like this situation is going to apply to me anytime soon anyways as I have no intentions of fathering any children in the immediate future. And if it did, I wouldn't just say "no sex of any kind until babby is formed!" I would do some research on the matter before jumping back into bed (or wherever) though.
I think I speak for the majority of the male population when I say: Shut up you fool!SonicWaffle said:
Hey, not my fault if you can't find a girl kinky or drunk enough to go along with it willingly ;-)DirtyJunkieScum said:
Depends how far along she was, I wouldn't want to be down there when her water broke...Lilani said:
I don't think anyone has ever found a girl who likes having her skin flaking off, no matter how drunk or kinky. To be fair I've never actually asked but I'll take it as pretty much a given.SonicWaffle said: