Can someone recommend me a good sex sim?

[SIXVI06-M]

I was neither the recipient or participant in this... but I sure as hell was there so watch it unfold:

Working in retail - selling more fashionable end clothing; just me and the supervisor in the shop at the time, and a um... a couple walks in, and well - my supervisor kind of just blurts out: "Oh, so nice you take your mother out with you!".

The 'mother' was incensed - that was actually the dude's GIRLFRIEND, to which she proceeded to call my supervisor a *****. There was a lot of apologies being lathered back, they were... nice enough to keep browsing... or possibly just trying to make my supervisor as uncomfortable as possible by sticking around.

But I had to agree - maybe that woman ought to take a little more pride in her appearance when going out with her boyfriend or such (come on, show you're still trying for the dude at least - he'd do the same if it was a good relationship). Unless she's ill or something, then- well... genuine apologies to her. I mean, even the guy looked a bit detached - she really did look like someone's older relative.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I knew furry was a genre that frequently included futa or yaoi, but it was through him i discovered a subset called "Cubby." Between cubby and guro, i'm starting to feel insecure in just how much i support creative freedom.

...What's Cubby? I really don't want to Google it.

Calumon: Jack... put the blindfold down! :S

No Calumon, his instinct is right.

Cubby is what it sounds like. Furry themed pedophilia. Or at least that's the conclusion i came to. Like you said, i'm not about to look it up. I've seen too many pictures of Renamon with a cock to go back to a devout furry site.

o_0

*Hurls

WHAT IS WRONG WITH JAPAN!?!

 

[DevilWolf47]

I knew furry was a genre that frequently included futa or yaoi, but it was through him i discovered a subset called "Cubby." Between cubby and guro, i'm starting to feel insecure in just how much i support creative freedom.

...What's Cubby? I really don't want to Google it.

Calumon: Jack... put the blindfold down! :S

No Calumon, his instinct is right.

Cubby is what it sounds like. Furry themed pedophilia. Or at least that's the conclusion i came to. Like you said, i'm not about to look it up. I've seen too many pictures of Renamon with a cock to go back to a devout furry site.

o_0

*Hurls

WHAT IS WRONG WITH JAPAN!?!

Who said this was Japan? The dick Renamon? Canadian artist. I didn't check out the cubby game, but i know the person who told me about it doesn't speak any foreign language fluently, so it is at least patched in English if not in English by default. In fact aside from Digimon and Pokemon introducing fodder, i don't often see furries made by Japanese artists.

 

[Dieter Meyer]

Me and my friends have pretty much broken down the barriers of awkwardness, now I can almost talk to anyone about anything without it getting awkward!

My slogan is "It is now awkward unless you think it is".

aka, dont think "Urgh, well this is a slightly awkward conversation".

 

[Deskimus Prime]

...seriously? No one is gonna actually answer the topic question? You can't just throw out a question like that and not expect, uh...some people...to be interested...

Probably have to be talking with a friend at a party and rule 34 came up. We were well into a discussion of Magic School Bus rule 34 (I was wondering if the bus was in any way involved, he was concerned with Liz's gender...), and he's "that guy", the loud opinionated one whose voice carries for miles around, and I've got a pretty deep voice which also carries pretty far. Needless to say, everyone in a 20-foot radius was either laughing or some ungodly combination of sickened, horrified, and this fun kind of apprehensive-confused, where you have no idea what's going on but you know it is very important that you not find out...

 

[Drejer43]

well, there was the time my ex-brother told me he was a transexual and is now my sister... looking back i can't believe how well i took it... or am still taking it for that matter, i was totally cool about it and now casually refer to her as my sister

YAY FOR 21ST CENTURY OPEN-MINDEDNESS!!!!!!

Must... resist... Ackbar joke...

 

[Ariyura]

When I first moved to Vermont many years ago. My dad said."Isn't that where civil unions take place? You're not gay are you hun?" Then he held up two chicken thighs and squished them together going, "men have these and they don't go together! Be careful in Vermont!"

 

[ohellynot]

Him: Is it wrong to fancy a 10 year old?
Me:Yes
We were about 16 at the time but that's still just a no situation.

 

[GotMalkAvian]

"What's a blow job?"

Asked my sophomore year of high school by my ultra-innocent crush at the time. Myself and my friend tried awkwardly to explain in a series of nervous noises and gestures until she just kind of gave up trying to understand.

 

[Garrsus]

I was talking to a friend at work, and for some reason something he said brought the question about having sex with your own clone and whether or not it was incest or masturbation to mind. So I began the sentence with "Speaking of incest..." just as another co-worker was walking by... I laughed all day at the look she gave us.

who was it who originally said that because im sure i have heard it before on something like mock the week.

 

[Ickorus]

I think the most awkward conversations I have is when my Dad tries to talk to me about how I use my computer too much which always leads to sex talk and him telling me some story from his sex life when he was my age and how I should be out having sex with everything I see because im 'a handsome kid'.

Maybe im wierd but whilst im not asexual it just doesn't appeal to me as a thing to do with someone I don't have some kind of deep relationship with. It's just so messy and you're awkward with that person afterwards because of what you shared, I also have some pretty nasty trust issues so i'd have to trust the person too.

I was talking to a friend at work, and for some reason something he said brought the question about having sex with your own clone and whether or not it was incest or masturbation to mind. So I began the sentence with "Speaking of incest..." just as another co-worker was walking by... I laughed all day at the look she gave us.

I ask that question of a lot of people, it's so good when you ask a group because they end up discussing it and sometimes even arguing.

 

[lostzombies.com]

My best friend (a girl, I'm a guy for context) asked me if I was a boob, ass or legs kind of guy. That's not the awkward part though, I just said I'm a "everything what a woman has" kind of guy. The awkward part was when we (she mainly lol) discussed about how men's genitalia is ugly compared to women's... I just said "can't argue with that" lol. This was all at work on the busiest day of the week.

Let's be fair though, while the man's may be ugly, there is a reason for women's have the nickname 'weeping axe wound'.

neither body parts are going to win awards, its like two people arguing over which stinks the worst, horse shit or cow shit.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Let's be fair though, while the man's may be ugly, there is a reason for women's have the nickname 'weeping axe wound'.

neither body parts are going to win awards, its like two people arguing over which stinks the worst, horse shit or cow shit.

Yeah, let's face it, the ragged flaps of skin that constitute some womens labia make the scrotum look almost pleasant.

 

[Chefodeath]

Teacher: You'll have a long row to hoe

Me: I've Rode a ho!

...

Shit, that came out a lot more subtle in my head...

 

[Magicman10893]

There was the time in Highschool health class where I had to explain to the girls how their own sexual reproductive system worked. Then there was the time that I was eating diner with my dad and grandfather for his birthday and the discussion turned to each other's health and about how my grandfather had to give himself an enema and explain, in detail, the exact process that he has to undertake to give himself an enema since he lives alone.

 

[Ricky 49]

Biology class

student whilst reading a text aloud to the class misreads organism and says orgasm

everyone laughs

Teacher: oh don't worry about it, i do it all the time

...silence...

 

[Ladette]

All the time, usually I just roll with it and try to make everyone else uncomfortable.

My Mom: Have you ever found either of your brothers hot?
Me: No, I just watch them mastrubate because it's educational.


Oldest Brother: What do you think of my fiancee?
Me: I want tie her up pour candle wax on her breasts.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I've never had an awkward conversation like this with my parents, oddly enough. My Das asked me if I could use a condom when I was 17, so I told him it's just a matter of entering the 9-digit code on the pack on the Durex website and the having sex.

My friend's mother, on the other hand.. She has run the gamut of awkwardness, but the worst incident involved her advocacy of something called 'pinching' that prevented guys from ejaculating haphazardly. Needless to say, neither me nor my friend could walk normally for some hours afterwards, because the thoughtof manually obstructing certain channels down there made you draw your legs together reflexively.