Can someone recommend me a good sex sim?
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Once I was out with some friends drinking in Melbourne, with the usual freakos out and about the place, and one exceptionally loud, drunk and eccentric individual crosses by us with his friend, and says, "hey guys let me show you a trick!" He lit up a cigarette, then shows it to us (with the obligatory "ehh, ehh?"), and then just puts it out on his friends face! Most random shit I ever seen, we were in stitches while his friend flipped his bonnnet "WTF man you are always pulling that shit on me, F YOU!" It was more an awkard moment than a conversation, but still worth recalling.
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Well, my mom once asked if my stepdad had ever gotten me a prostitute. Needless to say, I was left speechless.
I consider any conversation regarding my future a horrifyingly awkward conversation. Mainly because anybody who wants to know either 1) doesn't know anything about me or 2) doesn't actually care.
Not bad, but I still think I've got ya beat with the vore thing.Macheteswordgun said:
Also, is it wierd that that wouldn't bother me?
Well thats the only thing i can put that we did that prob wouldn't get me banned but you get the drift of how that relationship if you wanna call it that was. Yeah it didn't bother me either nor the few people who heard it we just got a good chuckle out of it but its hard to explain to "normal people" i guess would be a way to put it.moretimethansense said:
Yeah I can imagine;Macheteswordgun said:
"What was that meowing sound?"
"Well I was having sex... why are you backing away?
Don't run!
I'm just trying to explain that my girlfreind meows, Put down the taser!"
a few minutes ago I was trying to explain to people why anime conventions are awesome. after my friend joined in I had to explain what yaoi is and why there is alot of it at anime conventions. then I had to explain what a furry is.
then I walked away from the conversation so I wouldn't have to explain what coporophylia is.
(i may have spelt that wrong.)
then I walked away from the conversation so I wouldn't have to explain what coporophylia is.
(i may have spelt that wrong.)
I'm the only gay person alot of my friends know, one of them once asked me if I had ever anally masturbated.
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Ah yes, I use public transport a lot. And there are drunks and insane people there to make it akward. Once a guy started yelling me for transmitting voices to his head. Actually, that might have been more scary than akward.ReservoirAngel said:
Once an old lady who was sitting next to me started asking me questions about what piece of architecture looks most like a pile of shit. And something about democracy being shit. And shit in general.
Also once a heavy-accented black man started yelling in a bus about how white people suck at running and olympics and how black people are going to take over the world.
A bus-full of Finnish people were quite pointedly ignoring him.
I think he eventually left before the driver decided to force him to leave.
I was staying in Holland with my friend [footnote]He was born in Holland but raised in England, but he moved back there a couple of years ago. You didn't need to know that, but I think it's interesting.[/footnote] and we were watching Transformers. It was his little sister (about 11 years old at the time) and her friend, and he and I who were about 13/14. It was that scene where Sam(?)'s Dad tries to talk to him about masturbation. My friend's little siter turns to us, eyes brimming with curiosity, and says to my friend the following:
"Danny? What's masturbating?"
As he stuttered his way through forming an answer, I burst out laughing and left the room with a cry of 'you're on your own, mate.'
Fun times!
"Danny? What's masturbating?"
As he stuttered his way through forming an answer, I burst out laughing and left the room with a cry of 'you're on your own, mate.'
Fun times!
So I got off the phone with my girlfriend and my mother asks me who it was. I tell her and she asks what my gf wanted...
me: she wants me to come over.
mom: are you going?
me: of course.
mom: well have fun dear. but you know not have sex, right?
me: .....
I was about twelve at the time of this conversation.
me: she wants me to come over.
mom: are you going?
me: of course.
mom: well have fun dear. but you know not have sex, right?
me: .....
I was about twelve at the time of this conversation.
This guy and his pet deformed digital dwarf have something akin to my awkward moment.Jack and Calumon said:
It was a tad disturbing also. I'm talking to a patient i'm about to perform an MRI on, he was a little claustrophobic and i had to keep talking to keep him calm. This wasn't his first MRI, he had received some serious surgery and needed frequent checks to make sure everything was healing properly. He figured out how casual i am and that i frequent the internet and was asking about hentai. I changed the subject when he brought up the existence of a dating sim between Sonic the Hedgehog and Cream.
I knew furry was a genre that frequently included futa or yaoi, but it was through him i discovered a subset called "Cubby." Between cubby and guro, i'm starting to feel insecure in just how much i support creative freedom.
I think everyone also knows that one person that just makes any conversation awkward.
Seriously, she can ask something as simple as, "How was your day?" and it gets awkward. No idea why. I think it's the glasses. They make her look like a lizard.
Seriously, she can ask something as simple as, "How was your day?" and it gets awkward. No idea why. I think it's the glasses. They make her look like a lizard.
...What's Cubby? I really don't want to Google it.DevilWolf47 said:
Calumon: Jack... put the blindfold down! :S
No Calumon, his instinct is right.Jack and Calumon said:
Cubby is what it sounds like. Furry themed pedophilia. Or at least that's the conclusion i came to. Like you said, i'm not about to look it up. I've seen too many pictures of Renamon with a cock to go back to a devout furry site.
One of my best friends husbands asked me if I was a lesbian, when I was in the same room as my (then) boyfriend and my aunt and uncle. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
The reason he asked was strange as well. He said it was because I never wear a dress or a skirt, so he assumed I was a lesbian.
The reason he asked was strange as well. He said it was because I never wear a dress or a skirt, so he assumed I was a lesbian.
When my mom found out when I was having sex:
"When did it happen?"
"Sigh...a week or two ago"
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Sigh...I'm not continuing this conversation Mom"
"I remember my first time..."
"No! Stop! I'm hanging up! NOW!"
Or when my Grandad heard my girlfriend and one of her friends was spending the night at my place:
"Hope you have enough energy cuz...well Menage a trois is pretty damn tiring"
"When did it happen?"
"Sigh...a week or two ago"
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Sigh...I'm not continuing this conversation Mom"
"I remember my first time..."
"No! Stop! I'm hanging up! NOW!"
Or when my Grandad heard my girlfriend and one of her friends was spending the night at my place:
"Hope you have enough energy cuz...well Menage a trois is pretty damn tiring"