Can you make Algebra awesome?

[dududf]

Yes I can.

Imagine each variable is part of a code of hot women wishing to have sex with you, and when you solve all of the variables in the world, infinite girls will ask for sexual intercourse.

Your welcome.

 

[Godavari]

2(3i-2u+4)<14u+8

Solve for i.

2(3i-2u+4)<14u+8

6i-4u+8<14u+8

6i<18u

i<3u

amirite?

Quite. And I <3 u, too.

Oh you brilliant bastard.

I must admit, that was not my idea. I got it from GraphJam.

But thank you.

 

[microwaviblerabbit]

The fact that you all are on this forum is due to algebra. You are on a public key encryption scheme developed by mathematicians. When you get emails..the same thing.

Consider this. Every time you send a single character online such as 'k', an equation is being solved. (For RSA scheme of protection, it is M^e is congruent to C (mod n) solved for C. To read that, then you do C^d congruent to R (mod n) solved for R to read your message.)

Algebra rules.

 

[rebellionkid]

How about this for awesome: There are several different types of infinity, of different sizes. And if you dont believe me I can prove it to you, in about 5 minuets using no complicated ideas or words of more the 3 syllables. Go to http://rebellionkidsblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/respost-why-i-love-maths.html if you want to see the proof, I promise you it's totally true and unbelievably amazing.

Excuse me? You have proof? That's not badass at all! You're supposed to do it like that guy who wrote "I have a truly marvellous proof for this theorem, but the margin isn't big enough to write it", driving people nuts for many years. Now THAT'S badass.

The problem with Fermat is that was a damn liar lol. He most defiantly didn't have any proof at all.

 

[USSR]

Thus women are the root of all evil.

Objection! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3432586]

Anyway, maths is awesome anyway.

*jaw drops*

..what in the lord's name was that o.o

 

[Hellsbells]

Mathemathics are undoubtedly a foundation all modern science is built upon. But unfortunately, it's also one of the more boring ones. All that equations can get kinda tedious, don't you think? My question goes thus - can you actually make it awesome/badass/what have you? Any ideas are welcome, especially outrageous and those you can apply in real life - doubly so.

Clarification/disclaimer: i'm not really into algebra because i'm more into arts and crafts and whatever.

Three math teachers at my school (all who teach alegebra in addition to other sections) are considered some of the funnest/best teachers in the entire school. So clearly they're doing something right.