Canadian, Eh?

[xxcloud417xx]

Basically post a situation and the poster below you must write the Canadian way to resolve that situation. It isn't racist since I'm canadian! I consider this an experiment to see how people view us canadians, eh.

Situation 1 :

There has been a giant explosion in downtown Toronto, killing millions. (Situations don't ALL have to be serious. You can write a funny or ridiculous one.)

 

[MistahFixIt]

Go to Tim Horton's before noon on a Monday, for the first time in 10 years. No drive-thru line ups

 

[ravensshade]

the solution is simple call the mounties

 

[PauL o_O]

Put the fire out with... SYRUP EH!

 

[ShockValue]

Give up and go back to my Igloo.

Situation: Aliens are invading.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Be polite and offer peace Eh.

Monkeys have escaped from the zoo.

 

[Aqualung]

Stick 'em in the Gay Pride Parade, eh? The one in Toronto is fun, yeh.

The stitch: beaver populations have dropped, and there is sudden flooding throughout most of Canada.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

lol been to the pride parade in Toronto... it was fun as hell I agree. lol.

Pour Maple syrup in the rivers. The viscocity will slow the flow of the rivers and the floods will cease! Eh.

Situation : Stephen Harper (The Prime Minister), has finally been exposed as a robot in disguise bent on world destruction through global warming!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Desperatley try to clone the beavers and if that dont work then wait till the water freezes and play hockey on it eh.

Massive earthquake.

Ninja'd

Offer to play hockey with the Prime minister on shallow ice.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Use your free healthcare to short-circuit his robot heart and make him wait 4 evarzzz... to get a new one.... Problem solved.

 

[KenzS]

Reset


Situation: NHL has gone on strike! again!

 

[NeoAC]

Fire Bettman and replace him with Don Cherry. He forces the players to play using the power of his amazing technicolor jackets.

An American is mocking you in his fake Canadian accent!

 

[P1p3s]

console yourself with the fact that he probably voted for Bush when it was an option, and didnt vote for Obama...wait thats an English way to deal with it...
Canadian squirts maple syrup in his face.

Problem: Celine Dion is bored of vegas & wants to come home

 

[Aqualung]

Solution: Distract her with Mike Myers!

Problem: Britain wants Canada's independance back!

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Solution:Show them the wrath of Canadian lumber! (Deeply sorry about that)

Problem: Jack Thompson decides to move to Canada to continue his war on videogames there.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Solution: Take them and buy a house in Alberta, friggen Torontonians.

Problem: Aw man, A bloody inch of snow has buried all of the Province of Ontario.

I refuse to be ninja'd because I refuse to have this thread be "Uppercancentric".

 

[Medic Heavy]

Easy...shovel it? And call a snow day on every school in ontario and force all the chirldren and teens to shovel....free labor's fun (We got that much snow like 4 times last year as well)


Problem: Tim Hortons closes down!!! (Oh no eh!)

Edit: Dam my unluckyness....

 

[Aqualung]

Solution: ..There isn't really one. :[ We need Timmy's to survive. It's our life force, our mojo.. Well.. We could always go to Coffee Time..

Problem: Japan is invading Canada! :O

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Fight them off with hockey sticks... and win.

Problem: Canada has run out of maple syrup, and no maple trees are producing.