Canadian Sex Ed Game is Weird but Informative

[Burningsok]

just reading those first few sentences made me lol XD

 

[Burningsok]

Well, if that fails, they can always go back to Mario.

That was the most epic thing in the history of mankind.

I second that, I wish I was taught sex ed by Mario when I was a child.

Puberty = 1 Up'd penis. Sure wish mine made that sound though.

... bloop bloop bloop...

Luigi's voice had me rolling.

This is pure win
and I will probably never look at Mario or even Luigi the same way again LOL

 

[BlumiereBleck]

HAHAHAHAHA! MY sides are splitting. Ohhh only in canada eh?

 

[benoitowns]

For some reason it makes me want to.....watch some South Park. NO! It has nothing to do with.......Ill just shutup.

 

[Undercover]

(Sigh.) Canadians don't end every sentence with "eh."

Unless we're spelling CANADA.

Next you'll be asking me about my igloo & the venomous "Snow Snake" of Northern Alberta...

 

[Undercover]

What the fuck am I reading?
EDIT: And where do they get license to make the claim "Most people masturbate"?

Because most people masturbate. Any other questions?

 

[sirkai007]

Makes me think of a Five Iron Frenzy song. "Let's Go To Canada"

Canadians are second to only the Japanese in the crazy stuff they come up with. See link below.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/98438-Japanese-Erotic-Game-Keeps-Self-Pleasure-Statistics

 

[GrinningManiac]

You do realise now that every time someone is discussing sex, you are now allowed to slap them and scream
[HEADING=2]THE SPERMINATOR STRIKES AGAIN![/HEADING]
before running out of the room, cackling?

Under the universal laws of For The Giggles, it's legal

 

[Valksy]

Surprised to read that the target demographic was 16-20. I would have put it more at 11-13 or so. Was fine with it until I realised that they actually expected a 20 year old to be educated rather than patronised by it.

Still, I am all for getting information out there. In this modern age I find myself increasingly pissed off by accidental pregnancies. And with holding information about health issues because of squeamishness also offends me somewhat.

That said I did get two wrong. But then I wasn't sure what a "pap test" was (we call it a smear which i guess is more eeewww) and I didn't know you had a three day window on the morning after pill but then when I have sex, we don't bother with sperm so it is a non-issue =D

 

[RootbeerJello]

Wonder Vag? I'm speechless except for this speech right here.

 

[BECarrico]

I had to get a few wrong on purpose lol. Funny stuff.

 

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[Julianking93]

Better than what I had to go through.

My sex ed consisted of some dipshit religious fuck head telling us how bad it is to have sex and how condoms will not protect you.

 

[Grigori361]

Hahha, My friend showed me this game, it's pretty hilarious.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

this is a rather interesting idea

 

[MetalMachine]

am I the only one that thought:

NEW FROM BIOWARE

 

[Eggsnham]

Oh man I suddenly feel ashamed to be Canadian.

/face-palm.
*Edit
Wait, if you choose a male main character, doesn't that mean... You know what I'm not gonna continue on that one.
*Edit.
Mods can I post a picture of the game play?
*Edit
Essentially this game is about a big macho guy ejaculating on himself, and the main character.

This is all correct and very disturbing.. I need some eyebleach.

 

[Eggsnham]

What the fuck am I reading?
EDIT: And where do they get license to make the claim "Most people masturbate"?

Because most people do masturbate. It's personal choice to give yourself an immense feeling of pleasure and euphoria, no amount of moral obligations and misinformation will stop any animal from doing so. Including humans.