Cancer is cured....now what?

[shadowstriker86]

suppose you found a cure for cancer, not just one type but all types of cancer, the cure could be anything i.e. having to eat 7 lbs. of string cheese and 3 cups of salsa while having to watch the extended cut of return of the king (ya the 5 hour version or however long it is) but the point is, you cured it. Now what? what would happen in the aftermath of everything celebrating that cancer is cured?

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Listen up AIDS... you're next you shifty prick.

 

[krazykidd]

Listen up AIDS... you're next you shifty prick.

This was my answer!
Fine ill change it: HERPIES HERE I COME!

 

[BonsaiK]

I wouldn't do anything. Hell, I probably wouldn't even tell anyone. I'd just enjoy not having cancer.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Commit suicide by overdosing on Ecstasy washed down with a bottle of Absinthe surrounded by nine hookers. Because hey, you've just cured cancer, your achievements aren't going to get any bigger than this, so you might as well quit while you're ahead in the most extravagant way possible.

 

[XT inc]

Curing people of Religion maybe? That or the Common cold.

 

[SeeIn2D]

suppose you found a cure for cancer, not just one type but all types of cancer, the cure could be anything i.e. having to eat 7 lbs. of string cheese and 3 cups of salsa while having to watch the extended cut of return of the king (ya the 5 hour version or however long it is) but the point is, you cured it. Now what? what would happen in the aftermath of everything celebrating that cancer is cured?

Osama Bin Laden I'ma comin fo-
Oh wait, they already got him. No matter!
I'm pretty sure they haven't found a solution for world hunger! I'll go for that. Yeah. I'll invent an enlarging ray to enlarge food and give it out to people.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The STDs shall pay for ruining things! WHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Miles000]

Curing people of Religion maybe?

I was going to say sit back and watch overpopulation get worse.

But I like this idea better XD

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Publish my findings. Make the cure free. Win the Nobel Prize. Fucking coast.

 

[theheroofaction]

Hmm, well, the one possible prevention vs aging would ridiculously raise cancer chances, But hey, cancer isn't a thing anymore, so let's go for that.

 

[legion431]

Religion, STD's, AIDS,...stupidity.

 

[Timedraven 117]

Hmm nothing... I am way to lazy to do that shit, thats why i am joining the military.

 

[Bishop99999999]

At last, we can focus the entirety of our energies on making our schlongs bigger.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Listen up AIDS... you're next you shifty prick.

This was my answer!
Fine ill change it: HERPIES HERE I COME!

We can team up and take down all the STDs.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Get rid of the people that want to get rid of religion?

...

Actually... being serious, I'd probably get rid of something like dementia or Alzheimer disease. you figure these people with cancer are going ot get old, might as well let the keep their state of mind.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Focus my energies on developing interstellar travel. We'll need to be able to go to other planets in order deal with the overpopulation.

At last, we can focus the entirety of our energies on making our schlongs bigger.

Nah we've already succeeded at doing that. Just ask the Enzite guy.

 

[DAAANtheMAAAN]

I would release the cure at $100 a piece. It's cheap, much cheaper than chemotherapy, and for the average person that's just about half a week's pay, if not less.
I get ridiculously rich from the cure, and move on to invent a Herpes cure under the brand name HERP DERP, become even wealthier.

Then, I spend the rest of my days in fabulous wealth, finding cures for diseases that don't exist, like Zombification, Lycanthropy and the deadly Whooping Diarrhea.

 

[DirgeNovak]

AIDS, heart disease, asthma, diabetes, Alzheimer's... name it.