Cancer is cured....now what?

[brunothepig]

Oh thank god. For a second I thought someone had found some incredibly stupid article.
OT: I just cured cancer, isn't that enough? Let someone else get the next one, I'm gonna get back to Binding Of Isaac or something.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I'd start whittling down the population by perfecting a zombie virus (while developing a cure simultaniously), unleash it in some foreign country, make it look like an outbreak from some underground laboratory then hand out a cure to make me even more famous!

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Terra-form the moon to grow crops on it! World hunger will be solved as well. It's genius.

 

[Wushu Panda]

suppose you found a cure for cancer, not just one type but all types of cancer, the cure could be anything i.e. having to eat 7 lbs. of string cheese and 3 cups of salsa while having to watch the extended cut of return of the king (ya the 5 hour version or however long it is) but the point is, you cured it. Now what? what would happen in the aftermath of everything celebrating that cancer is cured?

I cant focus on answering your main question. All this talk of string cheese and salsa and watch LotR has made me hungry for mozzarella cheese nachos with salsa and movie time. please be more careful in the future with enticement of deliciousness.

 

[Duffeknol]

Listen up AIDS... you're next you shifty prick.

This was my answer!
Fine ill change it: HERPIES HERE I COME!

Why would you ever want to cure her pies?

 

[Something Amyss]

suppose you found a cure for cancer, not just one type but all types of cancer, the cure could be anything i.e. having to eat 7 lbs. of string cheese and 3 cups of salsa while having to watch the extended cut of return of the king (ya the 5 hour version or however long it is) but the point is, you cured it. Now what? what would happen in the aftermath of everything celebrating that cancer is cured?

Well, I'm gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

....Is it weird that as saw this thread, I was watching a Youtube video for a song off an album called "No Cure For Cancer?"

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Well that'd be one less problem in a looooong list, so on to the next one then.

 

[Ickorus]

I'd cure death and only distribute it to close friends and family, not because I hate everyone but because i'td lead to insane overpopulation otherwise, though I suppose if death just didn't happen anymore colonising other planets would be pretty easy.

 

[hashtag]

Go on genocidal spree. Cause, after curing cancer, I'd have to have alot of good Karma built up. This way 'd just make myself neutral again. Plus, I would have made it less easy to die, therefore making overpopulation worse, as far as I see it, I'm helping.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Alzheimer's if I want to get rid of something that troubles me. What's more horrible than forgetting everything that defined you as a person or every memories that you cherished in your life?

 

[Sassafrass]

Probably work on a good Arthritis cure.
And whatever other ailments are mentioned above too.

Oh, and beat the living shit out of people who think a cure for cancer would make over-population a problem.

 

[RanD00M]

Well since I don't have to do anything ever again and will be remembered forever, nothing. I will cure nothing more because I have no reason to since I do whatever I want with the infinite money that I will have.
I might pick up carpentry or something and work as that, but my doctoring days would be over.

 

[cthulhuspawn82]

I would get the cure memorized so that I could completely destroy any physical evidence of it, assuring nobody else could get a hold of it. Then I would cure rich people for loads of money.

Also, make a dummy cure that actually gives people super cancer. So if the government tries to seize my work and use it, they'll get whats coming to them.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I was going to say sit back and watch overpopulation get worse.

then there'd be a population crisis, in which too much of the populace is too old, thus not productive. i believe australia and japan are having this problem at the moment.

Plus, I would have made it less easy to die, therefore making overpopulation worse, as far as I see it, I'm helping.

The more things change, the more birth rates stay the same. /superserial

OT: Now, the world.

 

[Westaway]

Nothing. There are too many humans on this planet. Cancer is helping get rid of the virus that is us.

 

[asinann]

I'm an American, I wouldn't cure cancer. I would find a way to make sure you could live with it forever as long as you take this little pill I invented 6 times a day and charge you $140 a pill.

 

[Rensenhito]

Cure diabetes, then eat ALL THE FREAKING SNICKERDOODLES EVERYWHERE.

 

[BNguyen]

Religion, STD's, AIDS,...stupidity.

yeah, religion isn't a problem, mankind is, find the cure for that

 

[RatRace123]

I'd plan a massive "Yay for me I just cured cancer that officially makes me better than you I probably will have gotten an award that says just that at this point but if not then I'm surely expecting one" party.

I'd probably get a banner that says that too. Then after that maybe I'd work on curing something else.
Ooh allergies, I'd tackle those, particularly the ones I have. Allergies suck.