"Can't you think on your own?!?!?!"

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orangeapples

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So I work at a fast food place called Carl's Jr. (Hardees) on a college campus. Here is an exchange I had today:

-"Hello, how can we help you today?
"Does the Ranch Bacon Cheeseburger have any meat?"
-"Yes, it has a small beef patty and bacon."
"Is there ranch dressing on the sandwich?"
-"Yes it has ranch."
"What else does it have?"
-"It has cheese."
"Oh, never mind then."
She turns around
-"Have a nice day."
and then she left.

Now, what is wrong with people? I can understand if you haven't eaten at a Carl's Jr. before and you aren't familiar with the menu. But what are you expecting when you read the words "ranch bacon cheeseburger." What could she possibly thought it was?

Now this isn't the first encounter I've had with absent minded individuals.

*someone had order a breakfast burrito*
"Can I return this?"
-"Sure, What was wrong with it?"
"It has a tortilla. I don't like tortillas."

"can I order a [burger]"
-"did you want that as a combo today?"
"no"
-"alright. Your total is..."
"Can I also get fries and a soda?"
-"Did you want me to make those a combo? If I do then it will be a dollar cheaper."
"No, no combo."
-"No problem."

-"Here is your change and I'll be right back with your drink."
person walks away
"Hey! I didn't get my drink."
-"I'm sorry about that. Let me get that for you."

"What are these hot things in my jalapeno burger?"

These are just some of the examples of things I have heard people say. I'm not sure if these people just don't know how to think or if this is just some elaborate social experiment put on by some psychology class over the past 4 years. It has to be either of those 2 or these people just know how to turn off their brains.

The Disabled Services Students know how this is supposed to work. Am I to believe that the "normal" student doesn't understand?

Are people like this more common that I think?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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It's people in fast food not wanting to read the fine print and pay attention so that when they complain later in their minds they are the smart person.
 

ArMartinez02

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O man, im thinking if I would off turned down that job at mickey d's, its this what ima be encountering when i start working? I fear for my life
*faints*
 

Necator15

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Nobody wants to think when they're eating fast food. I'm pretty sure fast food companies rely on that trait too.
 

DarkxReaper56

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You should submit these to notalwaysright.com...Its a site where people submit their stories of incredibly stupid customers.

On Topic:Yes people like this are incredibly common and they show up more often at 'generic' stores (ex Wal-mart, BK, Mickey Ds, etc). I myself have run into tons of people like this. Let's face it...humanity, overall, has never been more stupid.
 

crudus

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"Hi I would like a naked chicken Burrito"
"alright"
*grabs a bowl and makes order*
"wait, this isn't what I ordered. I ordered a burrito. Where is the tortilla?!"
"This is what you ordered. A naked burrito is just the inside of the burrito"
"Oh, I thought you put close on your burritos and you had to say you didn't want them!"
 

deadbeat503

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That's why working at fast food places is so fun. Aside from laughing at other peoples stupidity, you also get to feel better about yourself. Its a win-win!
 

rees263

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DarkxReaper56 said:
You should submit these to notalwaysright.com...Its a site where people submit their stories of incredibly stupid customers.

On Topic:Yes people like this are incredibly common and they show up more often at 'generic' stores (ex Wal-mart, BK, Mickey Ds, etc). I myself have run into tons of people like this. Let's face it...humanity, overall, has never been more stupid.
Argh totally ninja'd. I too was reminded of notalwaysright. I love and hate that site at the same time. Love the funny ones, but I want to punch the annoying ones in the face and I'm only reading about it. Seriously that site is an example of why people should have to pass a test before they can procreate.
 

orangeapples

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DarkxReaper56 said:
You should submit these to notalwaysright.com...Its a site where people submit their stories of incredibly stupid customers.

On Topic:Yes people like this are incredibly common and they show up more often at 'generic' stores (ex Wal-mart, BK, Mickey Ds, etc). I myself have run into tons of people like this. Let's face it...humanity, overall, has never been more stupid.
Oh dear God that site is awesome.

I think I know what I'm going to be reading today.

I'm gonna facebook my coworkers about this.
 

enzilewulf

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Some people are just crazy or very dim. Here is my story

Me- "Red card, You just attacked the Goalie when he was punting"
Kid- "Its called a Tackle Jack ass!"
Me- "Its Illegal to do, Simple"
Kid- "Still I didn't attack him so you gotta take it back!"
Me- "Get out of the game be for I suspend you"
Kid- "You can't suspend me!"
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2 hours later

Mom of kid- "Hey dick my son didn't do anything!!"
Me- "He slid into the goalie of the other team on purpose, That is a illegal move. He broke the kids Shin for god sakes"
Mom- "THATS NOTHING, IF ANY THING IT WAS THE KIDS FAULT FOR HAVING THE BALL"
Me- "Thats what the goalie does, after it goes out on the goal side the goalie gets to clear it from his side"
Mom- "NO IT ISN'T. I BET YOU DON"T EVEN PLAY SOCCER! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SUSPEND MY KID! I AM WRITING A COMPLAINT"
Me- "Go for it. I was just doing my job."
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Boss-"Gaus, Tell me why some one said you abused their kid?"
Me- "I didn't do anything like that. I gave him the red card because he broke another kids Shin."
Boss- "Okay, I understand, Yet the mom keeps going bad shit crazy over the phone."
me- "Just doing my job sorry"
Boss- "im moving you up a league"

So I got a raise from that XD
 

iLikeHippos

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Yeah... I was gonna recommend notalwaysright.com, but it seems I got Ninja'd. However, that's something that happens on a daily basis when peoples minds are not capable of getting a full understanding of things. So you'll have to forgive them for their low IQ.

Also, I am aware this puts me on an "Elitist" kind of seat, but I'm just saying!