Cats. Are they annoying bastards or cuddley little bundles of joy.

[Sir_Puffybottom]

This subject is basically to anyone who owns/knows likes or remembers awesome cat or just some stupid fat cat that was a complete ass to you. My cat muffin who died the other year was the best cat i had ever had and then got replaced by a snotty cat named bobcat and a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

 

[Calobi]

I have cats. Lovely creatures. One of them (My first cat, Sai) is in a tin can on top of the fridge. Was that too much?

...a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

You're just jealous you can't do that.

 

[aussiesniper]

Cats are pretty good. They're less demanding than the nearest copmarable alternarive (dogs) but are still fun to pet.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Kinda both really. Depends on the cat. The first pet I ever owned was a cat, a right old bastard. A friend of mine recently got a cat and she's great. In general cats give me the creeps.

 

[LilGherkin]

I love them until the claw factor comes in. Digging into my jeans and making my leg bleed is the worst way to my heart

 

[Kinguendo]

Cats are a**holes, they are selfish little pri... Okay, I am calm. Basically, they will only come to you when they want something from you... If you want to pet them or make sure they are clean then you have to chase the buggers around the house, and they can fit through gaps you cant.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Cats are a**holes, they are selfish little pri... Okay, I am calm. Basically, they will only come to you when they want something from you... If you want to pet them or make sure they are clean then you have to chase the buggers around the house, and they can fit through gaps you cant.

And thats why I believe Octopi would make better pets

 

[Xyphon]

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

 

[CAPPINJACK]

I love cats. Especially in a white wine sauce.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'm a big fan of cats. Even the annoying bastards, who I usually have luck befriending. Of course, my current cat has kind of a reputation for being a sweetheart...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Cats are great. Especially in a light wine sauce.

Is that you ALF?

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

I love cats. I happen to have 2 both of which are awesome. I always say: "If there is a god, he's a cat!"

 

[Calobi]

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

Maybe you had something down your throat and he was trying to save you?

Ah, who am I kidding? You had a catsassin.

 

[Borrowed Time]

I can't stand cats personally. I guess it's mainly because their personalities remind me too much of self-centered people. It's probably that I've just had very bad luck with cats. Oh and a cat one of my old roommates had tried to molest me when she was in heat. The cat, not the roommate.

 

[Kinguendo]

I'm a big fan of cats. Even the annoying bastards, who I usually have luck befriending. Of course, my current cat has kind of a reputation for being a sweetheart...

How does a cat get a reputation, it cant just be you who this cat is sweet on... and why did(<--) that make your cat sound like a prostitute?

 

[Kinguendo]

I have cats. Lovely creatures. One of them (My first cat, Sai) is in a tin can on top of the fridge. Was that too much?

...a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

You're just jealous you can't do that.

What is stopping him from licking his cat? (Except maybe PETA, actually I think they would be okay with it.) XD

 

[Xyphon]

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

Maybe you had something down your throat and he was trying to save you?

Ah, who am I kidding? You had a catsassin.

I can tell you one thing. He never did it again after the 10th time. I decided "Hey, you wanna stick your paw in there? I guess you don't want it. *CHOMP*".

 

[War Penguin]

I love cats. I once house sited for a neighbor and they had the nicest cat.
Unfortunately, I can't get a cat because my Dad is allergic.
And if you say "get a dog instead", I can't, because I'M allergic.