Cats. Are they annoying bastards or cuddley little bundles of joy.

[Zephirius]

I have two cats. One is old and grumpy, but does lovably snuggle up to my feet when I go to sleep.

The other is... shy. She fears me for some reason. She sleeps at my mom's feet, but avoids me like the plague, except at those uncommon times that she doesn't and walks up to me expecting to be pet. Quite schizophrenic, my cat.

 

[FalloutJack]

Cats. Are they annoying bastards or cuddley little bundles of joy?

The only proper answer to this question is YES and nothing further.

 

[ArchBlade]

A little of both for me. Two of my three cat's can be quite annoying, while the third one is usually really well behaved. They all have their cuddly sides, though, and they're all very affectionate.

Also, the youngest is remarkably the biggest of the three, and his head is disproportionately small. And we wonder why he seems so stupid for a cat.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Cats are disgusting.

1) Hair all over. Filthy and it stinks.
2) Shit in a box. Filthy and it stinks.
3) After crapping in a box they climb all over EVERYTHING you own. How bout I jump in my turds and walk across your kitchen counter?
4) Vomit hair up. Cute, cuddly, repugnant.
5) Some cats are able to get out of the house and scavenge. Gross.
6) Annoying. Whiney, disobedient, and the freakin claws man!
7) I've never met someone who owns a cat and doesn't have a dirty house, especially if they have more than one.
8) Cats piss all over.


I'm a dog person, but I even hate most dogs. Most people can't seem to be bothered to train their pets properly and that bugs the hell out me. My dog is a saint I guess.

 

[KarumaK]

My Cat is evil incarnate, no one from my family will step inside my house w/o looking for him and even then they rarely come.

With that in mind I think my cat may have been my best idea ever!

 

[IamQ]

I like cats more than dogs. A dog can be trained and then it will follow your every command even if it results running headlong into a wall. At least a cats got some personality.

 

[Bat Vader]

I like cats more than dogs. I have always had a fear of dogs and I find cats to be less mean.

 

[tenlong]

I love my cat. He is house broken about 99.9 percent of the time. you about have to sit on him before he will move. When i move him he yells. He knows not to mess with me for the most part. He can be adorable when he wants to.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I like cats. It's easier for me to see personality in them.
They generally leave you alone, and if they are anything like mine, they will come over to you if you train them right.

Also, Death loves cats.

 

[Haydyn]

I have a really nice annoying cat. He always wants in or out. He will get up and nibble his food every 2 minutes. He won't stop rubbing your leg and jumping on the couch. He scratches the door at 3 in the morning. His meow is more like an "ah-ow". It's like he always wants to be around people. Just about every other cat I know is a jerk. But man are cat claws sharp. I need one of those trimmer things to cut/trim his nails.

 

[Disaster Button]

Cats are just the best pets ever in everyway. Seriously I'm not trying to be a jerk, but saying they're the funny, fun, etc, would be pointless cos they jsut are the best at everything. (My cats have always been hilarious & smart too)

 

[manicfoot]

I love cats. One time I was having a nap and was woken up my the sound of my cat doing this really upset sounding meow. I woke up to see her sitting on my chest looking at me with concern in her eyes and gently tapping my face. She jumped out of her skin when I woke up. I think she thought I was dead cutest thing ever.

 

[Peach_hat]

They are the greatest Aussie football team evarr!!1!

 

[Cowabungaa]

I grew up with cats from birth. As a baby I was laying next to a cat, and right now we've got 2 of them. I love them more than anything else in the universe, anything. I could not live without them.

Also, Death loves cats.

Here's a cookie for the Pratchett reference:

 

[JamminOz07]

Currently my cat has decided that my hair is not clean enough, so he's giving it a good old lick!! haha, so cute. He must like the taste of my wax I think, cause he's always trying to lick it. So yeah, I'm a total cat person, this guy is my 2nd Burmese, his name is Cowboy (I didn't name him)

 

[Andalusa]

Cats are so cute.
We've always had at least one as a pet at any time.
At the moment we have four.
They're all really nice and cuddley and don't bite or scratch.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I love cats, they always have a personality. Unlike dogs who mostly seem to be brainless drooling morons.

 

[stompythebeast]

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

lol reminds me of Catch 22, one of the best damn books i ever read...oh man.
I like cats alot, also dogs. It really depends on the animal and the owner. My friends cat "Prince Henry of Dubai", is a handsome, lean and jealouse gray cat. She makes sure he eats healthy, since a prince cant be ugly and fat.(quote/unquote). When me and my friends crashed at her place the little bastard kept biting our toes, most likely kicking us out of the house.