Cats. Are they annoying bastards or cuddley little bundles of joy.

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Valiance

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Anarchy In Detroit said:
Cats are disgusting.

1) Hair all over. Filthy and it stinks.
2) Shit in a box. Filthy and it stinks.
3) After crapping in a box they climb all over EVERYTHING you own. How bout I jump in my turds and walk across your kitchen counter?
4) Vomit hair up. Cute, cuddly, repugnant.
5) Some cats are able to get out of the house and scavenge. Gross.
6) Annoying. Whiney, disobedient, and the freakin' claws man!
7) I've never met someone who owns a cat and doesn't have a dirty house, especially if they have more than one.
8) Cats piss all over.


I'm a dog person, but I even hate most dogs. Most people can't seem to be bothered to train their pets properly and that bugs the hell out me. My dog is a saint I guess.
This, a hundred times this, all of it, vouched.

I don't care how fucking cute you are, get the fuck off my bed, I sleep in that, I'm trying to not get aids. Fucking kitten stop attacking me. I wanna pet you, come back. I'm in the middle of something, why the hell did you show up during a boss fight? Oh what the hell, litter box dust plume.
 

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Cat's are the most awesome creatures on Earth. I have 2, one who basically sleeps and cleans herself all day and has a brilliant look of superiority. The other one is actually insane, has regular mood swings between charging around randomly, sleeping, wanting to be stroked and then biting you, and rolling around on the floor.

And in response to everyone who complains about cats biting-I actively encourage my second cat to attack me. Most of the time she's too slow though, but I do have an impressive picture of my hand where the entire back of my hand is scratched and bleeding. She started kicking me with her back legs in that particular attack. When she was a kitten she also tried, successfully, to climb up my leg, which was quite cool/painful.
 

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If I were to do a list of things in my life that are most important to me, our three cats would be damn near the top. Probably top five. We've always been a cat family, but we've never had three at once. Our old grey tabby is a little grumpy but has a heart of gold, and our two young cats, one a medium-haired ginger, one a long-haired black, are absolutely adorable. The ginger, Garfield, is sociable and free spirited, the other is shy but incredibly soppy and a little silly. His name is Milo, but we sometimes call him Trotsky, not because of any affinity for socialism, more because sometimes when he comes in to have food he trots and his fur bounces. It's epic.
 

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Mine are combination of both. They do some hilariously cute stuff, but have a tendency to meep pathetically when they're bored and knock glasses of water off my windowsill and onto my head when I'm sleeping..
 

Cowabungaa

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Valiance said:
Anarchy In Detroit said:
Cats are disgusting.

1) Hair all over. Filthy and it stinks.
2) Shit in a box. Filthy and it stinks.
3) After crapping in a box they climb all over EVERYTHING you own. How bout I jump in my turds and walk across your kitchen counter?
4) Vomit hair up. Cute, cuddly, repugnant.
5) Some cats are able to get out of the house and scavenge. Gross.
6) Annoying. Whiney, disobedient, and the freakin' claws man!
7) I've never met someone who owns a cat and doesn't have a dirty house, especially if they have more than one.
8) Cats piss all over.


I'm a dog person, but I even hate most dogs. Most people can't seem to be bothered to train their pets properly and that bugs the hell out me. My dog is a saint I guess.
This, a hundred times this, all of it, vouched.

I don't care how fucking cute you are, get the fuck off my bed, I sleep in that, I'm trying to not get aids. Fucking kitten stop attacking me. I wanna pet you, come back. I'm in the middle of something, why the hell did you show up during a boss fight? Oh what the hell, litter box dust plume.
Ha! No problems with that here. Our cats don't use a litterbox, they poop and pee outside in a nicely dug hole after wich they cover it up, they never vomit up hair, they listen very well (a little whistle or finger snap and they come over) and they never whine, they just sleep and recieve regular belly rubs. For some reason they don't fancy sleeping on beds, they're usually tucked away in a little dark corner, or on a patch of dirt in the garden in the sun. They don't scavenge either, they actually catch stuff and eat it. Really handy, the only thing left of a bird after they're done with it is a couple of feathers. Saves us money on catfood. Cats are so handy, they practically take care of themselfs.
 

MelziGurl

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I've always owned awesome cats, my first use to hide under the stairs and when you reached the bottom it would wrap itself around your ankle (no claws) to scare the shit out of you, then run off.

We've always owned cats from when they were kittens and if they were treated right, then they would only ever want to snuggle with you. Except when one of them jumps on to the bed in the middle of the night to sleep with you. My partner woke up one night to claws and fur in his face after one of the kittens tried to snuggle with us in bed.
 

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Anarchy In Detroit said:
Cats are disgusting.

1) Hair all over. Filthy and it stinks.
2) Shit in a box. Filthy and it stinks.
3) After crapping in a box they climb all over EVERYTHING you own. How bout I jump in my turds and walk across your kitchen counter?
4) Vomit hair up. Cute, cuddly, repugnant.
5) Some cats are able to get out of the house and scavenge. Gross.
6) Annoying. Whiney, disobedient, and the freakin claws man!
7) I've never met someone who owns a cat and doesn't have a dirty house, especially if they have more than one.
8) Cats piss all over.


I'm a dog person, but I even hate most dogs. Most people can't seem to be bothered to train their pets properly and that bugs the hell out me. My dog is a saint I guess.
The people you know must keep their cats inside.

- Cat's don't stink usually because they clean themselves.
- If you house train them and let them outside then no box is needed so no smell.
- N/A due to my above point.
- If you brush them then they don't clean themselves as much and don't need to do it.
- Of course, all cats should be allowed out, they are predators.
- Like humans except you can ignore them.
- You haven't met me then.
- The only time that's ever happened to me is when one of them was locked in a room all night, which is the persons fault, not the cats.
 

Golden Gryphon

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My dad once told me that if I ever got a cat he would never visit me again. He also thinks that they have air brakes because when our old cats woke him up they never hit the wall after he launched them.

They smell, they puke, they kill things but I want one anyway mostly because I don't have the time or the patience to train a dog.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Depends on the cat. I don't like cats for catching mice and leaving their heads on the floor... I don't like how they shit inside as well.
 

Ushario

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My cat is awesome, he's small, but he makes up for it with craftiness.
He loooves cuddles when I'm going to bed and snoozing on my lap when I'm playing games.
Sometimes after patting him for a bit, when he is purring, he starts to bite a bit. Not hard or anything but its just weird and anoying.

Occasionally we grab him when he's being a shit and tie a sock around him. Serves him right!
 

Warwolt

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ITT people who have no idea how to raise cats or haven't met anyone who can actually raise cats. Its not that hard, really.
 

Bagaloo

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Cuddly little bundles of joy.
Anyone who says differently needs to be purged for their heresy.
 

MalevolentJim

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I used to hate the bastards.
Until i saw THIS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IytNBm8WA1c&feature=fvst


Now i want one,just because they are a thousand times funnier than dogs.