This, a hundred times this, all of it, vouched.Anarchy In Detroit said:Cats are disgusting.
1) Hair all over. Filthy and it stinks.
2) Shit in a box. Filthy and it stinks.
3) After crapping in a box they climb all over EVERYTHING you own. How bout I jump in my turds and walk across your kitchen counter?
4) Vomit hair up. Cute, cuddly, repugnant.
5) Some cats are able to get out of the house and scavenge. Gross.
6) Annoying. Whiney, disobedient, and the freakin' claws man!
7) I've never met someone who owns a cat and doesn't have a dirty house, especially if they have more than one.
8) Cats piss all over.
I'm a dog person, but I even hate most dogs. Most people can't seem to be bothered to train their pets properly and that bugs the hell out me. My dog is a saint I guess.
I don't care how fucking cute you are, get the fuck off my bed, I sleep in that, I'm trying to not get aids. Fucking kitten stop attacking me. I wanna pet you, come back. I'm in the middle of something, why the hell did you show up during a boss fight? Oh what the hell, litter box dust plume.