Change a movie.

[Sporky111]

have only paintball guns available

Twister

 

[Blind0bserver]

Switch the vehicles they use to outrun the tornadoes with golf carts.

Kingdom of Heaven

 

[The_Chief]

have it set in caveman times

grand turino

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Replace every cast member with Robin Williams.

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

 

[Blind0bserver]

Jesus is now played by Keanu Reeves.

Cube

 

[LilGherkin]

Make it a sphere.

Animal House

 

[SinfulKnight]

Twins were Identical -

Max Payne

 

[LilGherkin]

Give Mila Kunis more screen time. She is HOT!

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Sporky111]

Bring back Short Round

The Fast and the Furious

 

[P1p3s]

make it mostly about angry people, rather than speedy people

Romy & Michelles High School Reunion

 

[LilGherkin]

Girl on Girl make-out scene

The Aviator

 

[Trifer420]

make it about the sunglasses

The perfect storm.

 

[LilGherkin]

Make it kill them for it to be perfect.

Thank You For Smoking

 

[NeoAC]

Make Aaron Eckhart even more sleazier and evil, if that is at all possible.

Dogma

 

[Night_Shade_13]

Don't have Neo blinded and die and have a shit ending for his shit movie

The Matrix : Revoulutions

 

[LilGherkin]

End the series at the matrix

Catch Me If You Can

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Distribute net traps, bear traps and other devices with which to catch people through every scene.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

Take out all of the light sabers.

Pulp Fiction

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

Have Samuel L. Jackson's dialogue censored(It's funnier that way)

Son of the Mask

 

[LilGherkin]

Bring back Jim Carrey

Blades Of Glory