Change one thing about a sport to make it absurdly dangerous.

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Izanagi009_v1legacy

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Spartan448 said:
Griffball.

It's a sport where you murder people with swords and hammers and score by planting a bomb at the other team's goal. How do you make that more dangerous?

*Tank cannon heard in background*

You give the spectators tanks.
or just make everyone insane former supersoilders with the ability to warp physics itself, AND give everyone tanks, miniguns, and insane AIs, AND have the covenant fire planetary bombardment shots once in a while

yeah, If anyone survives to score a point, you win
 

BNguyen

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shot put or hammer throw - add someone to catch the balls
or apply the principles of knife throwing in the circus with javelin

I saw this in a magazine - downhill skiing with bears at each of the posts, roller derby on top of that building in Dubai, and volleyball with barbed wire
 

DanDeFool

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All these suggestions about exploding equipment and balls made of sharp things are fine and dandy, but I think it's more interesting to try to come up with a more subtle change that VASTLY increases the danger of a sport.

Take football (soccer), for example. When a member of a team gets a foul, the opposing team gets a penalty kick. No, I don't mean they get a free shot at the goal. I mean one of the players on the opposing team gets to kick the offending player as hard as they can. Seeing how strong some of the players are, with a little bit of training, it wouldn't be hard to injure a player badly enough that they could be out for a season, or even their entire career. I imagine fatalities would also be fairly common.

What I think this thread illustrates, more than how badly our parents failed to raise us into decent human beings, is that having reasonable safeguards against bodily injury in sports is important because it makes people actually want to play sports. I don't know about you, but I'm not too keen on playing a sport where the ball is filled with nitroglycerin and will blow me up if I don't catch it like a lobbed egg. Or where a really fit guy in cleats kicks me in the nuts so hard that one of them shoots up into my torso and punctures my lung.
 

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VonKlaw said:
Tennis:
The ball is now a live grenade/mine that explodes on a faulty serve.etc. The grenade can also explode at random timed intervals.
Ah, you took mine.
What else do I have?
...
Horse racing: The horse is a tiger.
Bowling: The gutter feeds the ball into a track that launches the ball right back at your face.
 

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Once edited a basketball game to show what it would be like if the ball was a can of WD-40. The slam dunk was..explosive

Other things I can think about would be changing snoooker/pool by having a mystery ball on the table. When this ball gets touched by the white ball, it explodes. inb4 BlastBilliards.
 

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If I may count Olympic events, the hammer throw: Everyone not currently making their throw picks an interval of the field to stand in. Bonus points if your hammer hits someone.
 

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Queen Michael said:
I choose American football. Velociraptors on the field.
I also would like to change American Football, but I would just remove the high amount of padding they wear. Will make the game more entertaining.
 

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Leemaster777 said:
Fishing. Uh... THIS:


Cheating on my part, perhaps. Those guys have found all sorts of ways to make normal sports absurdly dangerous.
I take your Jackass fishing, and I raise you... RPG fishing!


(Sorry if this vid has ridiculous music [http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-comic-let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor.png] or whatever over it, there are a few versions on youtube and I haven't got audio atm)
 

Hawk of Battle

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Any sport; Give the competitors katanas.

There are very few sports that could not be improved with the introduction of bladed weapons.
 

The_Darkness

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All sports: It is now raining lava. Yes, even if your sport somehow takes place in space. If you're swimming underwater and think you might be safe from the lava-rain - well, you're going to have to come up for air at some point, aren't you? And in the meantime, that water is beginning to boil...

Honestly, I think the only sport safe from lava-rain would be chess. Because the greatest chessmasters in the world would be so focused on the game that they wouldn't even notice - and we all know that if you don't notice something, you can't be affected by it...
 

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Headsprouter said:
Boxing, but with spiked knuckles instead of gloves!

EDIT: Actually, let's have the boxers wear sandals, and the floor is a bed of nails.

Thanks for reminding me of


I thought I had just got it out of my skull
 

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OT:
What about we play hockey?
Except the sticks are bladed too.
And the puck is a bomb that can only be disarmed temporarily by scoring a goal.
Also players get to wear spiked knuckles and shoulder pads.
Also, polar bears are present on the ice maybe?
Maybe we should just have bears against humans.
 

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CriticalMiss said:
Handegg:

Take off the body armour and play for more than 10 seconds at a time. Working title 'rugby'.
You beautiful person... thank you! :D

OT: Highjump... but replace the bar with a lightsaber!

Or The crystal maze/Fort Boyard... but if you don't get out in time you ARE trapped forever!