I thought of this the other day and found it funny, so ima POSTIN IT!
Anyways my choice would be Zangief from street fighter (huge russian wrestler). He's been my favourite character since I first started playing, but he walks around in his underwear all the time! I mean do you know how embarrasing that would be if I had company over! And he excercises compulsively, I'm gettin' sore just thinking about it, and he'd smell bad and get sweat on the furniture...eww.
Also, Nightmare from Soul Calibur, he controls great for me, and his win quotes of unleashing Anguish onto others make me laugh, but he looks like a guy who'd smell bad, doesn't he? and he's probably disorganized, and he's very rude. I have no idea how Astaroth and Tira worked for him, he must've been a terrible boss! Forgetting birthdays, devouring souls, etc.
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Kratos would also be a terrible room mate, he'd be having sex all the time, and frankly he woud clean up afterwords. He'd make ME do all the housework, or kill me, whatever works, and he'd constantly be destroying furniture.
Oh and the dude from 300 (forget his name) would be a bad roomy. It would be like
"Did you get the Dove shampoo I wanted?"
"hmm? oh, yeah, I put it in the bathroom"
*15 seconds later*
THIS...IS....HEAD & SHOULDERS!!
*Kicks me into the toilet*
Snake:
And the award for most likely to accidentally sneak up on you jacking off goes too...Not to mention his annoying smoking habit, and all the cardboard boxes he'd inevitably leave all over the floor,, and I couldn't bring to a party, the moment he walks through the door an exclamation mark will appear above everyone's head, and the music will screech.
Link: First off, he'd be scheming to murder Ganon all the time, he cant talk, he'd probably bring that annoying "Hey! Look! Listen!" guy with him. (unless we get that CD-i link)
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
and I think this would happen a lot;
"Link, have you seen my lotion anywhere?"
"HYUK, HAK TEEYAH! uhg..uhg...HAW TUK HAIK, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
*BAW BAW BAW BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!*
"Hey, Hey, Liste- OMFG YOU WERE PLEASURING YOURSELF!!"
Bomberman: Okay, this ones pretty self-explanitory.
Sonic the Hedgdehog: First off, he'd bring all his friends with him, which him a bad roommate right off the bad. All day he'd be stealing wedding rings, and all night he and his friends would be having constant orgies. I'd be trying to get to bed and all I'd hear is;
"uh, uh, uh, uh, COME ON, STEP IT UP! Uh, uh, uh, YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
The protaganist from those "Platinum" games, he'd be leavin' all the damn lights on 'n' smellin like teddy bears.
Anyways my choice would be Zangief from street fighter (huge russian wrestler). He's been my favourite character since I first started playing, but he walks around in his underwear all the time! I mean do you know how embarrasing that would be if I had company over! And he excercises compulsively, I'm gettin' sore just thinking about it, and he'd smell bad and get sweat on the furniture...eww.
Also, Nightmare from Soul Calibur, he controls great for me, and his win quotes of unleashing Anguish onto others make me laugh, but he looks like a guy who'd smell bad, doesn't he? and he's probably disorganized, and he's very rude. I have no idea how Astaroth and Tira worked for him, he must've been a terrible boss! Forgetting birthdays, devouring souls, etc.
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After initial post:
Kratos would also be a terrible room mate, he'd be having sex all the time, and frankly he woud clean up afterwords. He'd make ME do all the housework, or kill me, whatever works, and he'd constantly be destroying furniture.
Oh and the dude from 300 (forget his name) would be a bad roomy. It would be like
"Did you get the Dove shampoo I wanted?"
"hmm? oh, yeah, I put it in the bathroom"
*15 seconds later*
THIS...IS....HEAD & SHOULDERS!!
*Kicks me into the toilet*
Snake:
And the award for most likely to accidentally sneak up on you jacking off goes too...Not to mention his annoying smoking habit, and all the cardboard boxes he'd inevitably leave all over the floor,, and I couldn't bring to a party, the moment he walks through the door an exclamation mark will appear above everyone's head, and the music will screech.
Link: First off, he'd be scheming to murder Ganon all the time, he cant talk, he'd probably bring that annoying "Hey! Look! Listen!" guy with him. (unless we get that CD-i link)
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
and I think this would happen a lot;
"Link, have you seen my lotion anywhere?"
"HYUK, HAK TEEYAH! uhg..uhg...HAW TUK HAIK, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
*BAW BAW BAW BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!*
"Hey, Hey, Liste- OMFG YOU WERE PLEASURING YOURSELF!!"
Bomberman: Okay, this ones pretty self-explanitory.
Sonic the Hedgdehog: First off, he'd bring all his friends with him, which him a bad roommate right off the bad. All day he'd be stealing wedding rings, and all night he and his friends would be having constant orgies. I'd be trying to get to bed and all I'd hear is;
"uh, uh, uh, uh, COME ON, STEP IT UP! Uh, uh, uh, YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
The protaganist from those "Platinum" games, he'd be leavin' all the damn lights on 'n' smellin like teddy bears.
