characters that would make terrible roommates.

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KaiRai

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The guards from Metal Gear Solid

*ding dong*
"Huh? what was that noise?"
*ding dong*
"Hmm?"

...This would last a while

Or Snake

"Hey Snake, pizza's here!"
"That'll be 10- rrrrrrrrrrrrr"- *CRACK*

EDIT: The fury!!!

"The electric bill is here"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"
"Wow, that's pretty high...we should turn the lights off more"
 
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Donkey Kong
I'm fairly sure he'd poo and throw it everywhere
or Bowser
I'm sure that whatever he is, it doesn't smell good
and he'd set stuff on fire whenever he sneezed
and Toad would get annoying really fast
but he'd double as a table
so it'd be cool
 

PartyMonkey

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shadowgaunt" post="9.123716.2526062 said:
Any one from TF2

Spy: He would either backstab you, or sap the toaster.
Engineer: The sentries would shoot your friends and family.

Both of them are a good thing
1. the toaster is evil
2. my friends and family would never come round any more and annoy me about getting a job and cleaning
 

son_of_khorne

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Skarin from viking battle for asgard. He would kick the door down when he leaves the room, he would kill any one with facial disfigurements and if you have a budgie or something he would rip the cage apart and give it a little axe to fight hel. Although if you were arrested he would rip the prison to crap to free everyone.
 

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Cait Saith. I'd blow my brains out. All the air humping and megaphone yelling and dice everywhere **shudders** That and the fact he'd be spying on me, recording my every move and transmitting it to all my enemies. And would just be an eyesore really..take up all the room on the couch. I'd need an EPIC cat litter tray. Oh the humanity.
 

Ravenseeker

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Big Daddy from Bioshock, just a bit creepy and likes to many little girls
Alma from F.E.A.R. need i say more?
Wario, no comment
 

Da_Schwartz

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Ravenseeker said:
Big Daddy from Bioshock, just a bit creepy and likes to many little girls
hahaha.
Me: So BG how was work today?
BD: Grooooooaaaannnn
ME: Please tell her to stay out of my central air vents..
BD: Grraoooooaaaaaa BANG BANG BANG.
ME: /facepalm.
 

PartyMonkey

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gotta be my character from fallout 3...Mainly because all I do is kill, sleep, kill again, Get all jetted up, Wipe out all towns in a matter of 10 mins...Ah good times.
But I would constantly be pick pocketed for caps constantly and I would have no canned goods left in my cupboard.
 

barryween

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I wonder if someone has said this but "Pyramid Head"

me: hey, Pyramid Head, you take out the garbage?
him:.... *scary noises*
me:... Wha- what are you doing?
him: *RAPERAPERAPERAPE*
me:OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST RAPE M-
him:*cuts of my head*
 

Angus565

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The Combine guy from HL2 that tell's you to pick up the can.

Me: I'm going out.

Combine: You knocked it over now pick it up.

Me: Get out of the way! It's your can!

Combine:*Tazers me*

Me: OW YOU *****!

that would suck.
 

The Splage

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Krauser on RE4. You'de be in the top bunk, he'd be below. If he had a bad dream, clawarm would come strrraaaaiiiight up through the matress, the sheet, you, the duvet, the ceiling and possibly some unfortunate soul on the bog.
 

ninja steve

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Mischiviktus said:
Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.


Another way to explain it.
after a night of drinking wake up next to her/him/it hey lets go for round ... OMG