characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Mr. Valentine]

Sephiroth.

He has SUCH an ego. Pfft, drama queen.....

and the bastard would steal your black marbles, claiming that they will bring about the end of the world

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

O_O its a guy? well i guess that means im bisexual now.....damnit

 

[squid5580]

The Overlord. Damn minions would be all over the place. And I don't think they are housebroken.

 

[Zombie Izzard]

Pyramid Head. I'd be afraid to go to sleep.

Sleep? I'd be afraid to be awake!

When I signed up for a quiet dorm I didn't know it was part of Silent Hill! Wait...did I just uncover the plot for the next sequel? <v<

Yeah I think I would just spend most of my time at other peoples places. I'd also be afraid of bugging him about rent. I can image it would go something like this.

Me: So about rent?
Him: *rapes me with his giant sword*
Me: *crying in cornor*

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I think Overlord Zenon would be pretty terrible, provided it isn't sealed. Sealed Zenon would still be pretty bad.

Zenon'd be all like: "I am being of solitude."
Then I'd be all like OHSHI-

 

[BoxCutter]

Kratos, whenever he wanted something your life would be in danger.

 

[thebestaround21]

I would say someone depressing or brooding like Sephiroth or maybe and unshuttupablle charcter like Sierra Petrovita from fallout 3 or Moira Brown

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

In an effort to be different, Seymour from FFX. Seriously he would attempt to use you for his twisted love of death, then steal your girlfriend, only to force you to watch him marry her while at gunpoint, then have you thrown in an underwater channel to fight a giant dead worm thing. And if you survive all that, he'll morph into some strange metal thing and keep chasing you around no matter how often you kill him.

Did I mention the "I want to save the world by killing it" deal?

 

[darthal]

Kane, you wake up one morning with a tiberium mutation and the scrin coming a knocking, or maybe isaac i can imagine that
ME: what the hell man I AM NOT A NECROMORPH, please stop trying to shoot my limbs off, it' a hallucination
ISAAC: ...
Me: Ahh! my arm
or actually, since there's some cthulu games, and the original alone in the darks were based on it, i'd have to say cthulu
ME: AHH! your shoggoth is eating my arm
CTHULU: blargy blargy blargy blarb
ME: ahh your eating away at my precious sanity points.... Gibber
finally any human from warhammer or 40k would be bad, but i think i could live with a dark elf, i mean aside from the whip fetish and the soul sucking and several other things that may cause discomfort i see no downside

 

[Sewblon]

Walter Sullivan, he would lock me in my room, kill all my friends then shoot me. Guybrush Threepwood would probably be a bad roommate to, he would borrow all of my stuff and never give any of it back.

 

[Dr Mango]

The Overlord, he'd take over, probably steal your woman, have his minions ransack your house and make you worship him.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Lt. Foster, from Mech Assault 2. He might not possess any annoying physical traits, but I think the words "Attempts to be Witty" explain it all.

 

[kiltmanfortywo]

Tomba. I would never be able to eat bacon in peace


Cookie for the reference.

Good. God. You sir have referenced the greatest game ever! What ever happened to it anyway?

 

[kandza]

A minion from Overlord. He'd pee all over the place.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Aerith. She'd die 4 months into the year then haunt your ass for the rest of it.

 

[Wadders]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

 

[ScarlettRage]

I'm surprised that no one said Navi yet. I would hate even being near that.

i agree
Navi: HEY LISTIN!! HEY LISTIN!!
me:SONOVABITCH DIE!!!
(then the flyswatter would come out)
SMUSH!!!


my ears are free!!!

Mario... He'd always be trying to flush himself down the toilet...

that would be funny to watch acually

 

[Aerodynamic]

Im not sure if this has been said but Qubert(i think that was his name)
He would keep running up the electrical bills

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Dr. Steinman springs to mind.

I'm just too damn symmetrical.

Creepy to the max...

I think I'd just move out before he started to try and "modify" me...

Knowing my luck he'd take my legs first.