characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Allstar309]

Mario, clearly! All up on mushrooms, constantly swiping money wherever he finds it, bitching about how his damn woman is always in another castle...

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A SIMS character.

Me: Hey, I am going to the shop you want anything?
SIM: Heble glabdy glee.
Me: Erm, what?
SIM: Rolle, Heble glabdy glee!
Me: Oh... okay.
*months later*
SIM: Fluppey.
Me: Yeah, I did some research... thats not even a real language!
SIM: Cably shooo.
Me: Get out.

Actually, changed my mind, you're so right. A sim would be the WORST. They'd only have to stand around watching the toilet flood or the kitchen burn two or three times before it'd wear thin.

Also they'll randomly turn and shout at the roof and wave their arms around screaming 'ala banda' when their being ignored

 

[IamQ]

Ivy from Soul Calibur would make my list. I would have to explain to my mother and girlfriend that we're just friends, and if it gets deeper, she'll use the whip/sword. OUCH!

Any sims would make a terrible roomate. They'd starve when I'm not there. They'd urinate all over the floors. They'd take an hour, if I need them to leave. Try to tickle me at inappropriate times, stand and point if there is a fire and I just don't understand them.

Heh, yeah it would be hard to explain to others, your relationship with Ivy. I mean she has barely any clothing, breasts bigger than her head, and a whip.

I wonder what her friends are like...

 

[DiamondJim]

Niko Bellic would be a pretty piss poor roomie. Between his cousin calling every 3 seconds for a trip to go bowling, the coked up hookers passed out on the floor who may or may not be dead, and the mob chasing after him and incidentally burning down your apartment (not going to please the landlord), your life would suck. Though it would make for some interesting trips to the grocery store.

 

[Wadders]

The Prince from Prince of Persia would be annoying as hell.

All that wall running and acrobatics would be cool at first, but I can see that shit getting old really quickly, especially if he was knocking crap over all the time...

His insufferable arrogance and luck with the ladies would be so frustrating, and his time bending powers would be so annoying, he'd probably use them instead of rewind on the DVD player or something...

 

[StormShaun]

Fallout 3 character annyone....like you would ask him to get my bobblehead he would get pissed off and get out a super sledge and use vats......oh shi....(boom and head goes flying)also the enclave......uh

Alex Mason:
Me: Alex when I get up tommorow I do not wanna see a wall in my wall
Alex: Freedom.....
Me: Ok.....
(next morning)
Me: Morning Alex....crap!
(House is smashed...nothing left)

Daxter would be awsome...Jak I would worry about...you know the light and dark eco.....but cool cars....

My oblivion char: He's like a friken god........well he is a mortel one....but you would only get to see him until the new ES comes out......gay

Your guy from Two worlds you know his acting and grapic would suck then when he pissed he would do the crappy fighting and telport you to two worlds.....that would suck.....thats why oblivion char is better...(its such a crap game)

 

[Sharpeye42]

anyone from Mortal Kombat

 

[Drakulla]

The Master Chief would make a terrible roommate. Every time he comes home, he accidentally breaks every thing he touches or bumps into. He's always wearing his Spartan armor. When he takes it off, he's extremely pale and his armor smells.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I'm surprised that no one said Navi yet. I would hate even being near that.

LOL. Hey!! Listen!! Hey!!

Yeah I'd have to kill her.

My choice would be The Ghost Pirate Lechuck. He'd most likely murder me and then force me to work on his ship as one of his many minions of the undead.

-Jon
Creator of Apocalypse Lane

 

[Thiefree]

The Prince from Prince of Persia would be annoying as hell.

All that wall running and acrobatics would be cool at first, but I can see that shit getting old really quickly, especially if he was knocking crap over all the time...

His insufferable arrogance and luck with the ladies would be so frustrating, and his time bending powers would be so annoying, he'd probably use them instead of rewind on the DVD player or something...

I hafta be honest, I think he'd make a pretty awesome roommate, but only because I hope he could teach me a few tricks. I've never had as much fun moving in a game as I did in PoP. I can see your point about the arrogance though, several times I just wanted to whack him in the face.

 

[Remleiz]

Unicron.

Beat that.

how would he even fit in your flat? you'd need one the size of the solar system.


*

Well, he could mass shift. Remember how Megatron could change from the size of a building into a little pistol that fit into the hands of a human?

true, but what if he had a reverse mass shift in his sleep or somthing? the planet you'd be on would be crushed and a'splode

 

[Wadders]

The Prince from Prince of Persia would be annoying as hell.

All that wall running and acrobatics would be cool at first, but I can see that shit getting old really quickly, especially if he was knocking crap over all the time...

His insufferable arrogance and luck with the ladies would be so frustrating, and his time bending powers would be so annoying, he'd probably use them instead of rewind on the DVD player or something...

I hafta be honest, I think he'd make a pretty awesome roommate, but only because I hope he could teach me a few tricks. I've never had as much fun moving in a game as I did in PoP. I can see your point about the arrogance though, several times I just wanted to whack him in the face.

Yeah, thats a good point, I wouldn't mind it so much if he trained me up to do all the crazy stuff he does Somehow though I can't see him wanting to do that, he seems a bit too selfish (in the first game at least) to want to let someone else be as awesomely acrobatic as him

So I guess the older prince would make a much better flatmate, he'd be much more settled

 

[ActionDan]

Hm. I'd have to say a Heavy from TF2.
*brushes past Sasha (his minigun's name) to get to the remote*
Heavy:"Who touched Sasha!? It was you!"
Me: "No no I was just getting the remote!"
Heavy: "Whats that sandvich? Kill him? Good idea!"

 

[historybuff]

Hojo from FF7. You'd wake up and find him trying to rip your limbs off and attach spider claws or something. And he'd always smell like a laboratory.

And it would suck to be with almost any lead from a military game. Because one day of their obnoxious arrogance and I'd want to poison them.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Doa beach volleyball team. Oh wait.. worst roommates...ummm...i don't know..lost my train of thought.

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

Octacon would be annoying
Octacon: "Snake... Snake... SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Me: "Shut the hell up its three in the morning!

 

[BloodyOne]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

I feel as if I should know this one. But I don't.

The ammo boxes.

 

[firedfns13]

Most of the wingmen from Ace Combat games. They're annoying and unable to do anything for themselves.

 

[VincentX3]

Pyramid Head....all the rape.....might as well just bend over and take it.....*sigh*

This.....

You'll get used to it.....I think.....

 

[Simriel]

Sovereign from Mass Effect.