characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Gaderael]

Not a favorite, but Boogerman from A Pick and Flick Adventure.

Also Gordon Freeman as a roommate would have one major upside:

*Me and Gordon lazy on the couch watching hockey*
Me: Gordon, we need more beer.
Gordon: *uses physics gun to get beer from fridge*
Me: Sweet.

The protagonist from Portal would work as well. Especially when you just don't want to get up to use the bathroom

dats funneh, ur funneh!

I try

Darth Vader. Man, you'd have to put up with listening to his breathing apparatus all day. Then you'd have to put up with him screaming in the middle of the night about Padme. You'd have to put up with punk kids constantly trying to shoot lasers through your air vents trying to blow up your apartment. You wouldn't even be able to confront him if he finished off the last of the milk and put it back in the fridge, 'cause he'd just lay the Force Choke on you.

 

[dudeman0001]

Ivy from Soul Calibur would make my list. I would have to explain to my mother and girlfriend that we're just friends, and if it gets deeper, she'll use the whip/sword. OUCH!

Any sims would make a terrible roomate. They'd starve when I'm not there. They'd urinate all over the floors. They'd take an hour, if I need them to leave. Try to tickle me at inappropriate times, stand and point if there is a fire and I just don't understand them.

Ivy, eh? I think Tira would make a much worse roommate, fist off she'd NEVER clean up and probably leave her...umm... lady things all over the floor. Or worse, just not use those at all, and you remember that she's skitzefrenic, right?

Me: Tira, you forgot to flush!
Tira: *Completely goes ballistic, and destroys everything in sight*
Tira: Oh, i'm sorry I didn't mean to do that. *kills me and steals my soul*

 

[chaosfenrir]

My oblivion chac

He was dressed up as the grim reaper and he was psychotic...killed entire towns

Also, he had godly items and spells of doom

If the police come and he takes them out with a spell, i'm doomed, his spells take out everything in a 50m radius

Also Alex Mercer, he wouldnt hesitate to eat me

 

[Soxafloppin]

any of the collosus, they would take up to much room, and any character that doesnt speak.

 

[Dunn159]

Francis from L4D becuase of his negative attitude of "I hate..." and he would reek of zombies. How am I supposed to explain that to my girlfriend?

While were on the subject of left 4 dead.
The Boomer would be awful,
Me: Have you had a good day?
Boomer: Blaaaaargh
Me:.....

 

[Squidwogdog]

the worst i can think of is ashley from RE4 because i noticed it looks like they stuffed a wig on a 13 y/o boy and i cant have someone who looks like a transsexual around the house , think of my image

 

[tehbeard]

Snake from MGS. Having him keep bloody going on about metal gear this and metal gear that.

Or any of the gamer characters (Players 1-4) from ctrl+alt+del.

 

[Yooz]

Scout from TF2. He'd be all up in yo face about anything you do.

 

[Twilightruler]

Louis from Left 4 Dead. God forbid you should have a headache because there would never be any asprin due to his need for PEELZ. Everytime you try and change the tv channel he would stand right in front of it and block the signal. If you poked your finger with a pin he would strap you down to a table and try to stick bandadges all over you. He could never use the stove due to him being afraid of anything that makes fire...Smoker would be a terrible roomate too lol

Me: Zzzzz
*COUGH* *COUGH* *HACK* *WHEEZE*
Me: *awake* Son of a....
*tounge sound* *yanks off bed*

You would be jamming a molotov down his throat so fast lol

 

[Daedalus1942]

Peej from Beyond good and evil.

 

[VincentX3]

"Did you get the Dove shampoo I wanted?"
"hmm? oh, yeah, I put it in the bathroom"
*15 seconds later*
THIS...IS....HEAD & SHOULDERS!!
*Kicks me into the toilet*

Lessoned learned mate....lesson learned...



As for me, no idea...yet...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Unicron.

Beat that.

how would he even fit in your flat? you'd need one the size of the solar system.


*

Well, he could mass shift. Remember how Megatron could change from the size of a building into a little pistol that fit into the hands of a human?

 

[Broady Brio]

Dante from Devil May Cry. I'm scared that while we're having a pizza party we'll get attacked by deamons of some sort.

How about a younger Dante? Just watch the intro to the 1st level of DMC 3 and pretend it's my house, while I'm away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGv5w3kCVHc

 

[IamQ]

Haggard from Bad Company.

"You see that house?" *Boom!* "Now ya don't"

 

[VincentX3]

GOT ONE!

LINK! From Legend of Zelda

He'd probably piss the neighboors, drink all the milk, eat the fairys and I'll probably wont be able to tell who's who because he'll probably be a kid during the day and a man (or werewolf?) by night.

Me: Yo Link, want something to drink?
Link: HIAAA!
Me: ...what?
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah!
ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahh WHAT?!
Link: uggghmp....*beeping noise\ 1 heart left*
Me: Oh **** you already


Or something like in this video would happen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elLuTGg3Yw&feature=channel_page <----- MUST WATCH

 

[Whiskyjakk]

Bomberman - It would be a lucky day if you got home and your house WASN'T a smoking hole in the ground.

Duvall from Haze - He'd be too high to ever pay the rent, always stoned and probably keeps 'Purple Haze' by Jimmy Hendrix on repeat playing constantly. Then there's the whole murdering psycho thing.

 

[Cheesebob]

Harman Smith.

On the upside you could get 7 times the rent due to each persona not knowing that they are the same person.

On the downside, all that firepower in one person (and the fact that Harman would bring his horrible 'maid') would balance it out

 

[Julianking93]

My character from Saint's Row. I would be in jail for 2nd degree murder in less than 2 seconds after he moved in.