characters that would make terrible roommates.

[SsilverR]

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

i'm bi .. so i'd definitely hit that XD

but as for worst room mates .... i'll have to say Law from tekken ... i can imagine "WATAAAA!!s between snores XD

 

[SsilverR]

It's been said, but for different reasons.

DMC's Dante, for sure.

I mean, how many places has he trashed? Does he ever even leave his OWN shop without kicking the door off its hinges?

I'd come home and find the apartment door laying in the hallway, only to hear him call out from his room "Hey man, could you give me a hand? Someone stabbed me with my own sword again."

Dammit Dante! AGAIN?!

NO WAY WOULD THAT GET BORING!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Marcus Fenix, or Dom. One has no emotions, the other is constantly sobbing about something. The new Prince of Persia would drive me insane too. As for Gordon Freeman, i have no problem.

 

[Cody211282]

Commander Shepard from Mass Effect, no matter how you play the game the guy still manages to have everyone hate him at some point, and just hope he doesn't have a bad dream about you.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

Hahahahah. Yeah i know what you mean. It'd be cool for awhile because based on game play he'd do anything you asked without questions. You'd never get broken into cause apparently Issac never sleeps either.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Ivy from Soul Calibur would make my list. I would have to explain to my mother and girlfriend that we're just friends, and if it gets deeper, she'll use the whip/sword. OUCH!

Any sims would make a terrible roomate. They'd starve when I'm not there. They'd urinate all over the floors. They'd take an hour, if I need them to leave. Try to tickle me at inappropriate times, stand and point if there is a fire and I just don't understand them.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Tomba. I would never be able to eat bacon in peace


Cookie for the reference.

I. Loved. That. Game.
Also, walking around in hot pants with no bloody shirt on would kinda strike people the wrong way.
Also the pink hair.

Friend: "Who's that guy in your apartment?"
Me: "Oh, he's just my roommate, y'know, needed a hand with the rent..."
Friend: "He's wearing short shorts, and he's got no top on."
Me: "Yeah, he's like that."
Friend: "Are you gay? I don't care if you are, but, don't leave people to speculate here."
Me: "I wouldn't plan on turning around with that fleshy neck all exposed and in the open if I was you, just a suggestion."

 

[quack35]

Garrus would ***** about his job at C-Sec all day. That would get annoying.

 

[blaze96]

GlaDOS. No explanation needed.

Hey don't give her control of the poison gas system of your room and she would become the funniest roommate that ever existed, and the fact that she could use that robotic arm to get you stuff.

For worst roommate I would probably say, The Overlord because Evil Presence will take my soul away if he doesn't kill me. That and the fact that the minions would be a million times worse than any other creature.

As for best, Kane (Peace Through Power!), Altair, or Shepard and his crew.

 

[Darkrain11]

Not my favorite but Kirby would eat a metric ton a food a day and ruin you financially that way.
But yeah, Alex Mercer would not be fun, ya coud'nt keep any secrets from him.
Me:Whats up Alex!
Alex: where are the chips?
Me: I hid them because you ate the last bag without giving me any so I'm not gonna tell you where this bag is so ha!
Alex:"stares menacingly and swirls some bio-mass around his arms"
Me:... there under my bed
Alex: good boy

 

[RoninSkye]

Worst roommate ever...would be Don Corneo from FFVII, he'd be hitting on every girl you brought home and even guys if they dressed up like a woman. Which could lead to some hilarious practical jokes on the upside.

A random encounter might sound like this
Me and random female walk inside
Don: Hey there beautiful, lose the chump and get with the champ
Her: ...
Me : Back off, or I'll cut them...
Don: Shit...

 

[Blow_Pop]

Pyramid Head....all the rape.....might as well just bend over and take it.....*sigh*

 

[Smurfy 0151]

Hell, I'd say 'just say no if you don't want to Take out the trash/wash the dishes/ etc...

 

[Bernzz]

Marcus Fenix...
Me: Marcus, have you got your rent ready to pay?
Marcus: Eat shit and die!
Me: ...or not. Once again, I pay the entire thing.

EDIT: As somebody else said, Kane would be an awesome roommate. That is, if he was friendly. Then again, he could tell you how he friggin' resurrects himself every damn time. And he'd have bodyguards. Effectively making GDI powerless against your resurrection.

You'd still lose your house to Ion Cannons a lot though...

 

[Mr. Valentine]

Dante from Devil May Cry. I'm scared that while we're having a pizza party we'll get attacked by deamons of some sort.

thats more likely than you think...i mean ive never been in dantes house before, shit

 

[Woem]

The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment. I'm pretty sure he's one of the most lousy roommates to have. He'd be always traveling, dying, ending up in the strangest (and smelliest) of places, and when he does get home in the middle of the night he'd be bothering you with boggling questions like "What can change the nature of a man". I just want to get back to sleep man!

 

[GrimRox]

Probably Roman Bellic from GTA4. He would keep pestering you to take him places, even when you're out.

Or any DOA girls, they would be easy on the eye but would kick your ass at the drop of a hat.

Conker the squirrel would make a pretty cool room mate. Dude knows how to party.

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

Ryu would annoying to have, he'd be constantly training, thinking he's average but he's levelled half the apartment and killed a couple of your friends for 'pratice.'

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

Roman Bellic from GTA IV (who I loathe):

Roman: Come on, I will make a man of you by the time you are done at this college!
Me: You misogynist cur, you're worse than that Duke Nukem fellow who moved out last week.
Roman: What? Don't they have big American titties down under?
Me: This is Australia. Sydney.
Roman: So that's why the internet is capped from all the porn I downloaded...
Me: Get out. That bandwidth was supposed to last a month.
Roman: *shrugs* How was I supposed to know?

More tolerable would be Chun-Li because she's a bit cheerful despite what's happened to her over the years, and is unlikely to beat up a SNAG like myself if I don't make sexist comments about her alleged "drumsticks".

But really bad? You do NOT want Boy from Noby Noby Boy as a room mate. No dorm's food supply would be safe.