characters that would make terrible roommates.

[CaptainCalvin]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

 

[wannawanna23]

Unicron.

Beat that.

Wow you pulled that reffrence.... lol i love it i watched that movie only a few nights ago greatest ever never forget your childhood

Yeah imagine trying to lecture your roomie about not doing the dishes while he EATS THE ENTIRE PLANET.

LOLOLOLOLOL Does Unicron ever take a Sh**?

Man I bet he leaves some big motherfuckin floaters.

Imagine trying to flush Moonbase One down your toilet after him.

I bet he's one of those people who throw the x box controller when hes mad??

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Unicron.

Beat that.

Wow you pulled that reffrence.... lol i love it i watched that movie only a few nights ago greatest ever never forget your childhood

Yeah imagine trying to lecture your roomie about not doing the dishes while he EATS THE ENTIRE PLANET.

LOLOLOLOLOL Does Unicron ever take a Sh**?

Man I bet he leaves some big motherfuckin floaters.

Imagine trying to flush Moonbase One down your toilet after him.

I bet he's one of those people who throw the x box controller when hes mad??

This just in: Xbox Controller found orbiting Jupiter

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I would get robbed so bad by any RPG protagonist.

*guy walks up to dresser, FOUND Shirt*

*walks over to the desk, FOUND Nintendo DS*

*I walk in* THEIF!

*battle music, RPG guy swings sword at me, dead*

That would not be fun.

Especially a super powered character from Oblivion, because I would essentially have to yell about mudcrabs and then get raped by a sword.

 

[sgtshock]

Garret from Thief. Everytime you left or turned the lights off you'll probably find that you've misplaced some of your more valuble possesions.

Heavy Weapons Guy. I shouldn't need to explain why a 300 pound, emotionally unstable hairless Russian bear with a knack for gigantic guns would make a lousy roommate.

 

[ActualOvaltine]

Worst character? Captain Price from the Call of Duty games. His mustache would be too awesome to comprehend and whenever he died, he would come back through unknown means..

 

[Left4Meds]

Headie The Headcrab, like a dog that constantly humps visitors legs.
Only it's their face.
And it's an alien.
That eats melons.

 

[Rawker]

Reznov from cod WaW.
Reznov: We are out of toilet paper!! the filthy toilet facists have depleted our rations!
Me: get some outta the dam cabinet! im trying to get some freaking sleep here!

 

[BloodyOne]

Garret from Thief. Everytime you left or turned the lights off you'll probably find that you've misplaced some of your more valuble possesions.

Heavy Weapons Guy. I shouldn't need to explain why a 300 pound, emotionally unstable hairless Russian bear with a knack for gigantic guns would make a lousy roommate.

Have you got somthing against bald people? Not everyone chooses to be bald, you know. XD

 

[sgtshock]

Garret from Thief. Everytime you left or turned the lights off you'll probably find that you've misplaced some of your more valuble possesions.

Heavy Weapons Guy. I shouldn't need to explain why a 300 pound, emotionally unstable hairless Russian bear with a knack for gigantic guns would make a lousy roommate.

Have you got somthing against bald people? Not everyone chooses to be bald, you know. XD

When I said hairless, I wasn't referring to his baldness, I was referring to the fact that he has the build and demeanor of a Grizzly bear. Just without the fur.

Besides, it looks more shaved than bald anyway.

 

[wannawanna23]

Saren from Mass effect

Me-hey Saren
Saren-Hello there human
Me-you want anything from the refrigerator?
*turns his back and is not looking*
Saren-Can you get me a juice pack
*pulls out his gun and shoots me in the head*

He would defiantly take the juice box and then kill you lol

 

[Emperorpeng]

Sora. He's just so...happy.

Sora: "Your true power comes from your friends!"
Me: "Dieinafire."

That and inviting obnoxious disney characters over...

 

[Xanadeas]

Link or Bowser. Link because he'd go around smashin' up all my stuff and stealing all my coins or really whatever else he may find that might be useful in his fight against Ganon. Imagine him stealing a chainsaw from the garage? DX

Bowser because he's constantly abducting Peach. I don't wanna get arrested for it. Not to mention Mario would show up and fuck my shit up and then beat the crap out of Bowser. I'd probably have to sit through an assault trial as a witness or something.

 

[The Hairminator]

The DUKE!
He would just pwn everything and not leave anything for me

 

[SoranMBane]

My character from Saint's Row 2. He's cool and all with the liberty spikes and the skirts and everything; I just don't feel like getting put into a headlock and thrown into a dumpster any time soon(He has a habit of doing that to random people) D: (Edit: I guess the upside would be that people probably wouldn't think we're together. He has the voice of an angry Latino girl, and, like I said, wears skirts)

Also, Gordon Freeman. He'd track toxic waste, headcrab blood, and barnacle puke all over the carpets. That stuff does NOT come out, you know.

 

[A random person]

Probably any really violent character. They're badass, sure, but they'd make the room a mess.
Also any silent characters. Link, Gordon Freeman, and Crono are awesome, but they'd be boring. Then again, with their obedience on carrying out quests, they'd be good for doing chores.

Light is a pretty cool guy, but I'd be afraid he'd kill me with his death note for being lazy.

Max (not the reaper, the one from Sam and Max) is a lovable sociopath, but he'd probably maim me several times a day. The same could be said of the other Max, however.

And for some reason I get the feeling that Chrono from Nanoha would be a bit too stiff and uptight.

 

[ajb924]

Luffy, bastard would eat all my food!