characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Panzer_God]

How on earth is this thread still alive. On topic- The norse dude in Mercs 2

 

[VincentX3]

I'm going to say Nemesis from the RE series. because he would keep crashing through walls at all hours of the morning yelling about "STARS!" and firing rockets everywhere. plus that bastard was accident prone, always getting blown up, electrocuted, or falling from high areas. You'd never get your deposit back.

And this....
But he'd make a good alarm clock though

- 8am comes -
-BAAM! *wallbreaks*
- STARS! (translated: time to wake up)
*blasts the bed with random rockets and throws you on the floor*
- STAARS! (translated: breakfast is on the table)

 

[Virus49]

Moya from inFAMOUS. Government this and world doom that and only I can save the world/city etc.

 

[Red Pawn]

Kirby. Wait- no; he's adorable. OH: Roman from GTA IV. Hate that guy.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Unicron.

Beat that.

how would he even fit in your flat? you'd need one the size of the solar system.


*

Well, he could mass shift. Remember how Megatron could change from the size of a building into a little pistol that fit into the hands of a human?

true, but what if he had a reverse mass shift in his sleep or somthing? the planet you'd be on would be crushed and a'splode

Exactly, hence he would be a truly terrible roommate.

 

[CaptainCalvin]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

I feel as if I should know this one. But I don't.

In dead space there were boxes that had glowing lights on them. You'd break them open for items by stomping on them.

 

[Joshimodo]

Cole McGrath because he'd screw up all the electrical devices.

Not to mention he'd stink, since he can't wash.


Moira Brown would be my worst.


If she even speaks about the "cute little mole ratties" or "hot little potatoes", I'd have to kill her.

 

[RazielDethAngel]

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

Damn...first time I was ever ninja'd

 

[PoweD]

all the cast from team fortress 2,and im wearing a blue shirt

 

[Parallel Streaks]

You know who would be terrible as a room-mate? Alex Mercer. He would just angst around grumbling and having violent mood swings, using his powers to open beer-cans irresponsibly, and I'd have to leave the room when eh sneezed to prevent being Infected by the Blacklight virus.

On the upside, he's SUPPOSED to be really smart, so I could get him to do my coursework in Chemistry.

 

[Manji187]

Kratos

 

[hermes]

The Prince from the new Prince of Persia,cause his small talk and comments make me want to jump and die (which i cant do in the damn game cause the girl always saves me...the *****)

I agree with you... that boy was annoying.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

Pyramid Head. I'd be afraid to go to sleep.

Sleep? I'd be afraid to be awake!

When I signed up for a quiet dorm I didn't know it was part of Silent Hill! Wait...did I just uncover the plot for the next sequel? <v<

 

[mrhockey220]

Francis from L4D becuase of his negative attitude of "I hate..." and he would reek of zombies. How am I supposed to explain that to my girlfriend?

While were on the subject of left 4 dead.
The Boomer would be awful,
Me: Have you had a good day?
Boomer: Blaaaaargh
Me:.....

Lol never crossed my mind about having an infected as a roomate. That would be interesting especially if u had the hunter. Everyday after u come home from work he pouncecs u!

 

[kiltmanfortywo]

A big daddy would be the worst roommate:

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Me:Hey, I see that Sarah called, did she leave a message?
BD:BRRRRAMMUUUUUUUU!!!
me: sorry?
BD: *eyes go red, sprints across the room and impales the message paper* BRRRAAAAMMUUUUUUU!!!
ME:*having dove out of the way into the fridge* Oh, thanks. I have call my brother later, so if you could keep it down, that would be fantastic. He has some questions about disciplining his kid.
BD:*goes berserk a crashes out of the house and runs down the street* BRRRAAAAAMUUUUU!!
*I get a call from my parents saying my brother has been beaten to death by a giant drill*
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[Hamster at Dawn]

Marcus Fenix.
"Hey, what's up Marcus?"
"Grr... Goddamn locusts... it never ends"
"What are the locusts doing now?"
"They were trying to get in through the windows... grrr"
"Is that why the windows are broken?"
"Yeah, I broke them so that the locusts couldn't get in"
"ooook... what's with dog?"
"You want some?"
"No, I'm good thanks"
"Grrrrrr..."

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Big Daddy from Bioshock would be a pain in the ass of a roommate I reckon. He'd be far too big for doors, his clothes would probably stink and people would wonder why a man who I'm living with would be walking about with a little girl all the down.

 

[hagaya]

Probably Solid Snake. I would hate to live with a guy that walks around in color-changing skintight bodysuits all the time and makes a living off of sneaking around and aging really fast. He'd also steal all of my goddamn cheez-its.

 

[tucanjamal]

Depending on the room size cloud because hes got that fairly large sowrd on his back.