Cheating on UK tests

[Life-as-we-know-it]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

 

[Radelaide]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

You're asking people how they cheat on a test? This can't end well. Hon, you should have studied, then you wouldn't have to resort to cheating

 

[Life-as-we-know-it]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

You're asking people how they cheat on a test? This can't end well. Hon, you should have studied, then you wouldn't have to resort to cheating

Im not asking, im merely wondering what others would do.

 

[Neosage]

I don't cheat, cheating is for stupid people.

 

[vulgarshudder]

lol don't even bother...Getting disqualified is far worse than getting a sucky mark.

Besides, what is this a mock? GCSE/A-level units?
If it's GCSE just turn up and try to write your name correctly.
A-levels, well time to learn to CRAM.

 

[goodman528]

UK test? Which ones? GCSEs are so easy you really don't need to cheat. It's probably more effort to cheat in GCSEs than to spend a couple of hours the night before revising. As for A-levels, the maths and science data books are so detailed and comprehensive, the best cheat you can possibly use would be to read the data books, and understand what each of the equations mean.

as for the best cheating method I've heard of....

Buy a bottle of Coca Cola, strip off the label, write all of the correct answers on the back of the label then stick it back on. Do NOT open the bottle before you go into the exam room. Then you just drink and write...

Another thought, if you feel the need to cheat at a particular course, then you shouldn't be doing that course in the first place. Also, cheating is plain stupid in the UK, because exam grade really don't matter very much... Whereas in China it is a whole different story.

 

[Hookman]

I don't cheat, cheating is for stupid people.

Then Call me Stupid!

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

You Sir,are a genius!!!

 

[Sir Ollie]

If it's GCSE just turn up and try to write your name correctly.
A-levels, well time to learn to CRAM.

Thats what i did lol passed

why the hell would people want to cheat its bloody easy GCSE anyway

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Consider yourself reported: Encouraging or discussing illegal behaviour.

Bastard.

 

[Bagaloo]

Could you please clarify which exams you are taking?
On topic, its all easy anyway. I got through GCSE's and A levels with minimal revision (A level I took all of the essay subjects (history, economics, politics and business studies) so there wasn't too much nitty-gritty to learn).

The bottom line is, as long as you paid attention in class and did at least a little work on your own, then you shouldn't need to cheat.

Besides, if you have to cheat you don't deserve the qualification; its only fair your future employers know how much of a retard you are in advance of your employment.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Just bring up the command console.

Or you know, do the test as it is supposed to be done. By cheating on this test you are not only risking a nought and getting thrown out of whatever you do but you are also spitting in the face of people that studied except that these people don't know they are being spat on. Disgraceful really.

 

[freakyHippo]

I wouldn't worry either way, your results will be massaged to the current governments expectations of what they feel young people should be attaining. You will then get bombarded by the media telling you exams are too easy.

After that you'll enter the job market and discover that all these test which are shoved down your throat as the be all and end all are pretty useless as most employers require experiance or vocational qualifications.

My advice, just wing it, it'll come good.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I don't cheat, cheating is for stupid people.

This.

Or if I really don't know the answer I'll write "I am a fish" 400 times and keel over.

 

[pigeon_of_doom]

Buy a bottle of Coca Cola, strip off the label, write all of the correct answers on the back of the label then stick it back on.

They don't allow drinks in exams apart from water now, so that doesn't work.

I quite liked scratching notes into my english texts with a compass that only showed when held up to the light slightly. Wasn't really necessary though. Cheating rarely is tbh.

Consider yourself reported: Encouraging or discussing illegal behaviour.

Bastard.

Do you report anyone who mentions recreational drug use, piracy etc? Bit harsh resorting to name calling as well.

 

[MindBullets]

I conveniently have this squishy grey organ in my head that has the capacity to store a fairly large amount of information, which can be recalled with relative ease. Sort of like a biological hard disk. I store the stuff I need to know in there.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

I didn't cheat, I revised.

Enjoy your summary disqualification notice.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I don't cheat, cheating is for stupid people.

What he said!

 

[NeonZombie]

Just look at the person's answer sheet next to you - if you know they are smart copy...

Or revise heh i don't want to be a bad influence

 

[goodman528]

Buy a bottle of Coca Cola, strip off the label, write all of the correct answers on the back of the label then stick it back on.

They don't allow drinks in exams apart from water now, so that doesn't work.

I quite liked scratching notes into my english texts with a compass that only showed when held up to the light slightly. Wasn't really necessary though. Cheating rarely is tbh.

Cheating in UK tests is definitely not worth it. But I've heard some Chinese exam halls are now using ultra violet scanning for all equipement carried into the halls, because if everyone cheats and the exams themselves are very stupid, yet very important, then it becomes a lot more pragmatic of a problem.