Cheating on UK tests

[JimbobDa3rd]

come to my school, though i dont cheat and dont want to (even though i have no problem with the people that do), it would be piss easy with our invidualators (moderators, looker afterers, baby sitters what ever you want to call them) i have actualy been in a higher exam when the gal sitting infront of me turned around to her freind and said at normal voice level "what does ... mean" this is with the invidulator sitting 10 feet away in a dead scilent room but because she is so deaf and always is reading you can get away with anything, another favorite is writing down all the info you need (formula, techniques, ect() on a sheet of paper put iot in your back pocket and when the invidulator isnt looking pulling it out and just copy what you need, someimtes the simplist is the best

 

[zirnitra]

find a really clever person and threaten/bribe them into swapping candidate numbers with you. the invigilators don't know you so they can't say anything sorted?

or just revise...

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I'm sorry, people like this degrade my hard work and effort, and lead to a bunch of scabby media hacks portraying people like me as indolent scavengers and parasites.

And yes, I'm aware that I don't report pirates and drug use- 1. Because pirates don't ask how to crack games and drug users don't ask where the nearest dealer is, and 2. Because said people don't hurt me. I feel they should be entitled to take drugs, and the only way software pirates hurt me is DRM, which is just a bunch of rich fuckers bitching about not being a percent richer.

So yes, he's a bastard, and if you can't see that then I am sincerely worried about you.

 

[Maze1125]

Either you DID your homework, or you DIDN'T.

That's a horribly false dichotomy.
I could have easily done 90% of my homework, and just needed that extra boost.

I don't condone cheating, but I had to point out how wrong that statement was.

 

[Auron555]

I conveniently have this squishy grey organ in my head that has the capacity to store a fairly large amount of information, which can be recalled with relative ease. Sort of like a biological hard disk. I store the stuff I need to know in there.

WANT!!!

 

[carsenere]

sorry if its abit off topic:

If your in a maths exam and don't know the answer just put violence. Afterall Chuck Norris solves problems with violence so why shouldn't you.

dont cheat just revise and do some work or you will get to laterlife and wont be able to do anything except cheat.

 

[Avida]

I dont cheat but that doesnt matter. A good one i heard was to grow your hair long and let it hang over our face, then sellotape answers to the otherside, get in, head down, write away.

On second thought, its completely stupid but i like it XD

 

[jebussaves88]

I don't cheat, cheating is for stupid people.

This.

Or if I really don't know the answer I'll write "I am a fish" 400 times and keel over.

Someones watched Red Dwarf

 

[Trivun]

You cheat, you get caught. You get caught, you get expelled and disqualified from the exams. That happens and your life is fucked up (actually, in the UK you're probably better off what with our shitty government...). Basically this won't end well. I'm at university now and wouldn't dare cheat, although some guy's phone went off in an A-Level exam last year. He forgot to switch it off when he put it in the box at the start, so it wasn't on him for him to turn off. True story .

 

[Erana]

I really hate it when people do something bad, then refuse to accept the consequences of doing so...
If I don't do my work, I suffer. End of story.

 

[Trivun]

I really hate it when people do something bad, then refuse to accept the consequences of doing so...
If I don't do my work, I suffer. End of story.

Exactly. I didn't revise for a Spanish exam a few years ago, ended up[ with the worst grade I've ever got (about 30% on the exam). That said, I sucked at Spanish anyway.

 

[wordsmith]

Buy a bottle of Coca Cola, strip off the label, write all of the correct answers on the back of the label then stick it back on.

Open bottle, drink coke, fill with water. Easy

 

[Nimbus]

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What if the exam centre is VAC enabled?

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I FROM THE MIGHTY THRONE LOOK DOWN ON YOUR CHEATING WAYS... yeah, like the others.

I don't cheat, never have. GCSE you just get through with whatever mark, as long as you listen half the tim in class and do homework you should be fine. A levels... I'm currently doing them and am feeling the pressure, but cheating is not the way out. You'll probably need the knowledge later on so I'd suggest getting a good revision guide and working for a couple of hours the night before if all else fails.

Edit: Also to the other people replying, go easy. I wouldn't bring up your holy pokers for any old thing, people don't always know what to do and get lost sometimes you can't forevermore condemn them for thinking something.

 

[Quick Ben]

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What if the exam centre is VAC enabled?

Nah, they'll never get that clever...

 

[Surreysmith]

during my highers (i take it thats the exams your on about) i wrote a ton of stuff up my arms. It took me so long to do and i was so worried about getting caught that everything i had wrote just stuck in my head, so I wasn't really cheating at all. Just tricking my brain.

 

[pigeon_of_doom]

Open bottle, drink coke, fill with water. Easy

Then anyone can see the writing through the water (and it might show through the label) especially any invigilators walking past. Don't know why I'm putting thought into this.

 

[Liverandbacon]

Well, my sneaky method of increasing my grades has always been paying attention to classes, doing my work, and studying. You'll be amazed how effective this method is, and teachers are actually happy when you do it!

 

[beddo]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

Loser