Cheating on UK tests

[ThePlasmatizer]

Well if it's coming that implies its not here yet.

Just study as much of the course material as you can before you run out of time.

 

[RetiarySword]

One word, maybe two: Hearing-aid. Modified of course so it picks up local FM radio signals. You then have someone broadcastign information out of a text book a few doors down.

 

[wordsmith]

Open bottle, drink coke, fill with water. Easy

Then anyone can see the writing through the water (and it might show through the label) especially any invigilators walking past. Don't know why I'm putting thought into this.

You're putting the wrong sort of thought in....

You scan the original label into photoshop, change the ingredients to your cheat notes and reprint it. If you print it on photopaper or greaseproof, it looks remarkably similar

I know I'll get grief so I'll come clean. 2 years ago I was getting pretty desperate over my GCSE's so I started looking around and found this method. Tested it OUTSIDE of exams, it looks similar. When it came to the exam I didn't do it, I woke up and found I knew the stuff because of the amount of time I'd been looking at it in photoshop.

 

[Megacherv]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

I take it these are A-levels (or Scottish equivalent) from your age. All I can say is "good luck trying to get away with it". Just don't complain if you have your paper is ripped up.

Plagiarism is also technically cheating and there is 0 tolerance for that in most schools.

My friend was accused of having plagiarised on his Statistics coursework because it was apparently at A-level standard, even though it was all his. So in the UK you're breaking the law for doing the best you can.

 

[Vlane]

I never cheated on a test and I don't know why somebody should. Cheating means that you think that something else is more important than your grades which is stupid.

 

[MindBullets]

I conveniently have this squishy grey organ in my head that has the capacity to store a fairly large amount of information, which can be recalled with relative ease. Sort of like a biological hard disk. I store the stuff I need to know in there.

WANT!!!

Um. Fairly certain you have one too.

 

[The_Prophet]

Cheating is just.... wrong. I never cheat and never will. I prefer hard honest work.

 

[Auron555]

I conveniently have this squishy grey organ in my head that has the capacity to store a fairly large amount of information, which can be recalled with relative ease. Sort of like a biological hard disk. I store the stuff I need to know in there.

WANT!!!

Um. Fairly certain you have one too.

Wait, what? This are news to I.

 

[MindBullets]

WANT!!!

Um. Fairly certain you have one too.

Wait, what? This are news to I.

I was talking about the brain. I was being facetious, you see.

 

[Auron555]

WANT!!!

Um. Fairly certain you have one too.

Wait, what? This are news to I.

I was talking about the brain. I was being facetious, you see.

And I was trying (and probably failing) to wring some humor from the situation by being ignorant of the comment. I knew it was a brain, and because I made like I didn't know, it was... ahh nevermind.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I don't cheat. I got straight A/A*s with the sheer power of Chuck Norris that emenates from the shrine in my house.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

i dont cheat im asian, everyone cheats off me

 

[Life-as-we-know-it]

Ahhh a Red Dwarf fan I presume, can't wait for easter can you?

 

[ForrestDixon]

Consider yourself reported: Encouraging or discussing illegal behaviour.

Bastard.

Aw...... Come on. As bad as it seems dont, well I guess you already did. He's not saying that you need to cheat he's asking how you cheat.....if you cheat. And from the looks of it most people dont cheat.

 

[Libur]

I've been reading through some tips and tricks about cheating on GCSE's and such and so far the trick I've come across was the label on the bottle trick, however after doing my mock exams all last week i found out that no labeled water bottles are allowed to be taken into the exam hall.

I don't know if anyone else's schools this tough on them?
Good luck

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Hey fello escapists.
Thanks to gaming and it's wonderous glory, im now crapping myself over the coming prelims.
I already have an idea on what to do.
I have 6 packets of tissues with me that can fit in my pocket, before the exam I will write peices of information onto them that will help cheat on the test.

How do YOU cheat?

"I never cheated"

But if I did, I would try the "write something on my hand then look at it when teach ain't looking" thing.