Check your pockets

[Starik20X6]

so is noone going to comment on the fact that weird OP has a condom in his pocket for some reason? ...

How is that weird? You never know when you'll need one.

Well for one it's a bad idea to keep it on your body, punctures and heat and all...
Second the chances of getting some while being in your house on the internet is kinda low, might aswell not have it in your pocket then? I doubt you run around the house with condoms in your pocket

captcha: silence is golden

Well, I keep them in my wallet, but still.

Who said OP wasn't out and about? Checking the Escapist on a tablet or their phone? While on the train or bus? Or using a café's Wi-Fi?

 

[SonicWaffle]

What are in your pockets? I've got keys, a cellphone and a condom in case something comes up.

Your turn.

Keys, gum, phone, headphones, wallet, and a debit card receipts for two pints at a nearby pub that I don't remember buying. Hmmm...

 

[Don't taze me bro]

8gig usb flash drive, wallet, Sharpie (permanent texta), red felt tip pen, work keys, house/car keys, sports whistle.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Spoiler: Original Post

Inventory
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Droid X

Switchblade Comb

Smith & Wesson Ear Plugs

Elite Beat Agents

Metroid Prime Hunters

Thirty-Six Dollars and Fifty-Five Cents

A Reusable Toothpick

A Pocket Screwdriver

A 1/4 Inch Scale Model of a Volkswagen Beatle

Bag of Dental Rubber Bands

Two Marbles

Folding Scissors

A Blank Translucent Die

A Regular Die

Watch Chain

Squashed Penny

Rubber Band

Pocket Knife

Fair Coin

Ice Cream Receipt

Red Lint
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Good god, man! You planning on killing someone?

Not Presently, but with this ensemble I'm prepared for many things.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I also have a disc of copper that was squished and imprinted with a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs are cool.

If it's American, it's only 2.5% copper.

 

[Kragg]

I used to carry around the first ever condom wrapper I had. But then it went through the machine ;-;

90% of all the stuff i carry around gets washed, nice to have fluffy white stuff in the laundry when i was yet another tissue sigh

Well, I keep them in my wallet, but still.

Who said OP wasn't out and about? Checking the Escapist on a tablet or their phone? While on the train or bus? Or using a café's Wi-Fi?

he might be having sex right now! good on you OP! *cheer*

 

[SonicWaffle]

I used to carry around the first ever condom wrapper I had. But then it went through the machine ;-;

...as in, the empty wrapper? Why?

 

[MammothBlade]

Just the usual. Some black keys, a huge blade, and a .357 revolver.

 

[necromanzer52]

Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.

 

[Starik20X6]

I used to carry around the first ever condom wrapper I had. But then it went through the machine ;-;

The first condom wrapper I had ended up in the bin... along with the other 2 I used that day. HEEEYOO!

 

[MammothBlade]

Just the usual. Some black keys, a huge blade, and a .357 revolver.

If you kill someone and go to gaol, can I have your stuff?Be careful!

As a successful serial killer, I haven't been caught yet. But sure, if you can track me down and arrest me.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Currently, my keys. Nothing more. Usually, my cell phone as well.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Just the usual. Some black keys, a huge blade, and a .357 revolver.

Damn, you got magic pockets? So jelly.
My dev went with realistic pockets. It's lame.

 

[Sir Pootis]

I have $2.05. I'm so rich.

 

[bobmus]

Well, my pockets are given the task of holding my phone and iPod, and my bag holds the rest.
My bag currently contains:

1x set of keys (with Bottle Opener keyring)
1x pack of chewing gum (half empty)
1x wallet (cards only)
1x crisp packet (empty)
1x packet of tissues
1x Vicks Stick
5x assorted receipts
1x Cineworld Voucher Card (Loose, mostly used)
1x card (Mother's Birthday)
1x present (ditto)
1x biro (Black)

 

[SonicWaffle]

This thread has revealed that there's quite a few users who use this site while naked >.>

I'm more surprised by how many users feel the need to carry condoms with them. Call yourselves geeks? For shame. You're ruining a perfectly good stereotype here!

 

[Laurents van Cauwenberghe]

cellphone , condom , wallet and 6 cents