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necromanzer52

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SonicWaffle said:
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Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.
Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random :p
Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.
I should really learn some card tricks...
Compulsive gambler, eh?
Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.

It's more for drinking games.
Far more healthy than gambling! :p
Exactly. Gambling has winners & losers. But in drinking games. Everyone wins!
 

Jedamethis

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Well, in my right pocket, I have 'metallic' things:
Wallet with no money in (I keep notes in a book safe I made now. Otherwise they get spent..)
Small change
Pen (You should all start carrying pens everywhere. Surprisingly useful)
Keys to two houses, neither of which are mine. (I babysit and catsit occasionally. Honest. :p)

And in my left pocket, I have electronics:
Phone (Nokia 6303 Classic. Can't be having with some fancy too-big Iphone or other touchscreen rubbish that's chock-full of unnecessary applications.)
Tiny Ipod shuffle
Headphones
 

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Boudica said:
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I love fluids--I've drunk some kinky things in my life lol.
I...genuinely do not want to know :p

Boudica said:
But men... Men make disgusting fluids >_>
Not like you've got much of a high ground on that one :p
It's called the fairer sex for a reason, pal ;P
It's because of all the crotch bleeding, right? Or is it the weird-smelling genital mucus?

Just saying, everyone's body is pretty gross sometimes regardless of gender :p
 

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necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.
Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random :p
Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.
I should really learn some card tricks...
Compulsive gambler, eh?
Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.

It's more for drinking games.
Far more healthy than gambling! :p
Exactly. Gambling has winners & losers. But in drinking games. Everyone wins!
I've never really understood drinking games, personally. There was a stand-up I saw who probably explained it best; he said he'd been in America, and people were playing beer pong and other drinking games. He said he couldn't understand the point and asked someone to explain it to him, and when the dude had finished he asked the comic if there were any English drinking games. The comic said "Yes, we call it drinking"

Kinda represents my feelings, TBH - don't piss about, just get it down your neck ;-)
 

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Errrr. Nothing at the moment. Usually keys and wallet though.
 

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Boudica said:
SonicWaffle said:
Boudica said:
SonicWaffle said:
Boudica said:
I love fluids--I've drunk some kinky things in my life lol.
I...genuinely do not want to know :p

Boudica said:
But men... Men make disgusting fluids >_>
Not like you've got much of a high ground on that one :p
It's called the fairer sex for a reason, pal ;P
It's because of all the crotch bleeding, right? Or is it the weird-smelling genital mucus?

Just saying, everyone's body is pretty gross sometimes regardless of gender :p
Weird smelling genital mucus? Whoever you dated, buy them soap and throw them in the shower!
In hindsight, soap probably wouldn't be enough for that girl. Only the purity of cleansing fire could wash away all her skankiness...

Boudica said:
Okay, okay. We're all gross.

[sup]But men are grosser.[/sup]
Nuh-uh!
 

Owlslayer

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What`s in my pockets, you ask?
Well, just a little pocket sand. You can never have too much pocket sand, eh?
But yeah, usually i use pockets to hold my wallet, cellphone, and keys. Nothing else, really.

Also, captcha says : How interesting.
I`m pretty sure that was sarcasm, and now i hate you, captcha.
 

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I might be the only guy with a shaved head who always has a comb. It's for my beard. Other than that, I have my wallet, cellphone, keys and my ipod. If I'm on my way to work, I'll also have a box-cutter.
 

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Fixing to leave for class at the moment, so I'm all prepped. Alright, time to take inventory:

1x Black wallet, carrying various IDs, a credit card, and $43 in cash.
1x Old relic of a cloth coin purse, handed down to me from my grandmother, carrying $1.12 in coinage.
1x Brony pin.
2x Keys, one house key, one '06 Mitsubishi Eclipse key, plus 1x keychain flashlight.
1x Pocket comb.
1x Verizon/LG Cosmos 2 cell phone.

Also on me:

1x Citizen Eco-drive solar-powered watch.
1x Ativa AT-30S scientific calculator.
1x Pair of shades.
 

necromanzer52

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SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.
Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random :p
Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.
I should really learn some card tricks...
Compulsive gambler, eh?
Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.

It's more for drinking games.
Far more healthy than gambling! :p
Exactly. Gambling has winners & losers. But in drinking games. Everyone wins!
I've never really understood drinking games, personally. There was a stand-up I saw who probably explained it best; he said he'd been in America, and people were playing beer pong and other drinking games. He said he couldn't understand the point and asked someone to explain it to him, and when the dude had finished he asked the comic if there were any English drinking games. The comic said "Yes, we call it drinking"

Kinda represents my feelings, TBH - don't piss about, just get it down your neck ;-)
Well it's just a bit of craic. I guess I agree with you on the more elaborate ones like beer pong, but card games are fun, drinking is fun. Why not combine the two?
 

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I'm currently wearing pocketless track/pyjama pants, but on a typical day at the office:

Wallet -> Back right pants pocket
Phone -> Inside right jacket pocket
Keys -> Right front pants pocket (or backpack)

If I'm not at work or otherwise not wearing a jacket, my phone goes in my front left pants pocket.
 

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in this very second there their they're quite empty as i'm at home

going out(side) there are keys, tissues, mobile, wallet with all the stuff that comes with it, and possibly smokes
 

Baldry

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...I'm not wearing any pants...So...nothing...BUT to make up for this I'll tell you what's in my coat, this might take awhile:
A pipe. (This is the kind I have in my coat, I have a "gandalf" one in my bag.)
Pipe tobacco.
AAA batteries.
A portable screwdriver with different heads and tweezers.
A builders mask.
Some folding binoculars
A hat.
A spyglass.
A magnifying glass.
A hip flask conveniently not in my hip.
A mirror.
Gloves that I cut the fingers off on the thumb and two following digits.
My reading glasses.
A comb.
And maybe some leaves.
 

BENZOOKA

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Nothing, but if I went out, there would be

Apartment keys, car keys and a wallet in my left pocket.
Galaxy S2 phone, a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in my right.
 

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necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
SonicWaffle said:
necromanzer52 said:
Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.
Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that random :p
Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.
I should really learn some card tricks...
Compulsive gambler, eh?
Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.

It's more for drinking games.
Far more healthy than gambling! :p
Exactly. Gambling has winners & losers. But in drinking games. Everyone wins!
I've never really understood drinking games, personally. There was a stand-up I saw who probably explained it best; he said he'd been in America, and people were playing beer pong and other drinking games. He said he couldn't understand the point and asked someone to explain it to him, and when the dude had finished he asked the comic if there were any English drinking games. The comic said "Yes, we call it drinking"

Kinda represents my feelings, TBH - don't piss about, just get it down your neck ;-)
Well it's just a bit of craic. I guess I agree with you on the more elaborate ones like beer pong, but card games are fun, drinking is fun. Why not combine the two?
Eh, possibly it's just that the people I hang out with are all alcoholics - we don't like wasting time with the game part when we could be doing the drinking part ;-)
 

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TIMESWORDSMAN said:
Antitonic said:
At the moment, naught but my FitBit. Usually, throw my phone, wallet, and keys in with that.

I'm boring.
What's a FitBit?
This [http://www.fitbit.com/au/product]. It's essentially a pedometer for achievement junkies, with a fair amount of additional metrics, like sleep and calorie tracking. I found out about it from the Rooster Teeth podcast, because Burnie has one.
 

Athol

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Pocket, Shorts, Left Front: Lint, Sand
Pocket, Shorts, Right Front: Foam Ear Plugs, Lint
Pocket, Shorts, Right Thigh: Nothing
Pocket, Shorts, Left Rear: Nothing
Pocket, Shorts, Right Rear: Nothing
Pocket, Shirt, Right Brest: Lint

Killing time before I leave for work. I don't usually keep much in the pockets of my work clothes.