Cheesy action movie one liners

[Carlston]

'I'm your worst nightmare,'

Your a clown with a erection or a wedding ring chasing me through a church?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_2CikHenA

I'm just gonna leave these here....

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppvv7KGyEVo&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Also these.

EDIT AGAIN:

Actually, this should pretty much cover everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=related

 

[Dr Snakeman]

So many people have quoted Ah-nuld and perticularly Commando, so I'm surprised not to see this one.
After unceremoniously breaking a guy's neck on an airplane and putting the body in a position of repose, Arnie tells the stewardess: "Please don't disturb my friend, here; he's dead tired."

Such a horrible pun that I laughed and groaned at the same time.

 

[Caligulove]

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes..."

or

*after throwing a pair of eyeballs*
"You told him to keep an Eye out for me.."

both from Black Dynamite

 

[JacobyPAX]

"Ice to see you," then you stab them in the eye with an icicle.

 

[Icehearted]

Literally everything in every Steven Seagal movie from the 90s.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Fiendish Doctor Wu...YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!!!

 

[cynikles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

I think that just about covers it.

 

[Tyburn Cross]

"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."

 

[Koeryn]

After shooting someone in the groin: "Don't go losin' yer head now, boy-o!"

After killing a room full of mooks: "Looks like someone's gonna need new carpet."

After splattering a fancy hotel room with Evil Hotty's guts: "See? The carpet does match the drapes!"

"That's my knife, and no. I'm not happy to see you."

I can keep going. =p

What are mooks and why would you need to kill a room full of them?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Mooks

 

[silver wolf009]

Arnald Swartzenager (spelling?)
- Stick around
Predator after pinning a man to a wall with a machete.

 

[Acton Hank]

Well, this comes to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E089FnwgUc

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

"I think you might actually be a witch."
"What, why?"
"Cuz you've put a spell on me."

God, so groan worthy. Kudos to anyone who knows the reference

 

[Valkyrie101]

Oh God, anything my Schwarzenegger xD
*Impales a guy on a steam pipe*
"Better let off some steam."
Found it!

Damn, beat me to it.

How about: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last. I lied."

 

[no oneder]

YIPPE KI YA ************!!!1!

That's one of my favorites.

 

[Koeryn]

After shooting someone in the groin: "Don't go losin' yer head now, boy-o!"

After killing a room full of mooks: "Looks like someone's gonna need new carpet."

After splattering a fancy hotel room with Evil Hotty's guts: "See? The carpet does match the drapes!"

"That's my knife, and no. I'm not happy to see you."

I can keep going. =p

Then by all means go on

Well, if you insist!

Throw a bottle of picante into someone's face: "Wanna salsa?"

Shoot the mob-boss in the face while he's eating spaghetti: "Now that was a spicy meatball, eh Tony?"

Flashkicking the Bad Guy out of a fleeing helicopter: "Your flight's been grounded, meatbag."
Alternate: "Should have worn your seatbelt!"

(That is SO what Tony Jaa should have said in the Protector...

Drown a guy in a vat of queso: "Ooh, dangerously cheesey." (HaHA! Doubled up on that one! =D)

After finding a mounted minigun complete with a full load of ammunition: "Finally! More bullets than brains!"

Booting someone in front of a train: "I thought you were supposed to take the HIGHWAY to hell..."

Boot someone into an aircraft's engine: "Woah, sucks to be you."

Trick a guy into being eaten by his monstrous creation: "I wonder if that's irony...?"

Let me know if ya want more. =p

 

[Czargent Sane]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum! and I'm all out of ass!"