If you have ever played the punnisher game on PS2 and Xbox (360?) their are some golden ones in there
"after chopping off someones face with a grindstone": he was a good worker, allways kept his nose to the grind stone
"after lifting someone up into a ceiling fan": Yet another ceiling fan tradgedy
our alternitivley Rorshachac from Watchmen
"after slaming somones head into a toilet causing water to hit a cable and fry the guy"
hmm using a toilet to despose of sewage...obvious really
"after chopping off someones face with a grindstone": he was a good worker, allways kept his nose to the grind stone
"after lifting someone up into a ceiling fan": Yet another ceiling fan tradgedy
our alternitivley Rorshachac from Watchmen
"after slaming somones head into a toilet causing water to hit a cable and fry the guy"
hmm using a toilet to despose of sewage...obvious really