The Mass Effect series has a ton of good ones. I also love the various NPC chatter across the Assassin's Creed games. Brotherhood had the best, IMO.
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Cheesy one liners that make games
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'I've covered wars, ya know' - Frank West from Dead Rising.
'Your right hand comes off?' - Leon from Resident Evil 4
Not a cheesy line, but a line that I really, really love:
'As you should know, there's plenty wrong with me...take my blood, for example! I wish somebody would, it's killing me!' - Joker from Arkham City.
'Your right hand comes off?' - Leon from Resident Evil 4
Not a cheesy line, but a line that I really, really love:
'As you should know, there's plenty wrong with me...take my blood, for example! I wish somebody would, it's killing me!' - Joker from Arkham City.
Mass Effect 2 while in the Afterlife VIP section I see a Turian conversing with an Asari. What does he say to her? "You've got a pretty mouth, I'll look forward to seeing you use it later." My new favourite pick-up line.
During the early part of the game when the horde of villager pull back after hearing the church bell.
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" Leon, Reisdent Evil 4
I wish! It would of made the game alot easier!
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" Leon, Reisdent Evil 4
I wish! It would of made the game alot easier!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself! - from Serious Sam
And not sure if counts or not, but "Nah!" from the end of System Shock 2. You know, at the end of a game that probably scared the shit out of you this is the only answer your silent protagonist will say to the evil AI with god complex that has been haunting you for half of the game. It's perfect, always cracks me up.
And not sure if counts or not, but "Nah!" from the end of System Shock 2. You know, at the end of a game that probably scared the shit out of you this is the only answer your silent protagonist will say to the evil AI with god complex that has been haunting you for half of the game. It's perfect, always cracks me up.
"Shepard? But you're dead!"
"I got better."
How did that not come up?
Also, pretty much anything Vincent says at the beginning of each tower in Catherine.
"Another tower? I'm going to climb the SHIT outa you!"
Although really Johnson is the king of the one liners:
"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"I got better."
How did that not come up?
Also, pretty much anything Vincent says at the beginning of each tower in Catherine.
"Another tower? I'm going to climb the SHIT outa you!"
I love John. He so very rarely speaks but when he does it's just solid gold. Considering how corny that scene could have been it worked really well and didn't undermine the relationship between the Chief and his AI. It certainly made all the pain that level gave me utterly worthwhile. This is the very reason I fear for Halo 4 now Bungie have jumped ship.Dethenger said:
Although really Johnson is the king of the one liners:
"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Go dance with the angels!" - Every Ace Combat 6 character.
"Pipes cost money. Money that can be used for drugs or shoes." - Shaundi (Saints Row 2)
And how has no one said, "SPAAAAACE!" - Portal 2
"Pipes cost money. Money that can be used for drugs or shoes." - Shaundi (Saints Row 2)
And how has no one said, "SPAAAAACE!" - Portal 2
Craig Boone the most bad ass mofo in he entire game.
"Thumbs down you SON OF A *****"
"That is what the scope is for"
"Hehe yeah the two of us, just a couple of problem solvers"
Seriously I almost came to tears when me, Boone, and EDE tore through the Legions entire camp and gave them an object lesson in butt kicking.
Many head shots were given.
Many foes were disintegrated
Many more were esploded.
AND
NOT
ONE
FUCK
WAS GIVEN.
Sorry I will stop squeeing.
"Thumbs down you SON OF A *****"
"That is what the scope is for"
"Hehe yeah the two of us, just a couple of problem solvers"
Seriously I almost came to tears when me, Boone, and EDE tore through the Legions entire camp and gave them an object lesson in butt kicking.
Many head shots were given.
Many foes were disintegrated
Many more were esploded.
AND
NOT
ONE
FUCK
WAS GIVEN.
Sorry I will stop squeeing.
Devil May Cry 2:
After the final boss fight, the main villain, realizing he's lost, Proclaims "I was going to be a king!"
Dante replies; "A king huh? Here's your crown" and shoots him in the teeth
After the final boss fight, the main villain, realizing he's lost, Proclaims "I was going to be a king!"
Dante replies; "A king huh? Here's your crown" and shoots him in the teeth
Ah, Dante in Devil May Cry 3 is just a goldmine for these.
"it's showtime. Come on!"
"This party's getting crazy. Let's rock!"
"It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do"
Jester has got a great scene there too on mission 12 with the whole innuendo bit.
"that thick shaft that causes women to shudder"
"If you don't hop down there like a bunny, he'll open the gate to hell!"
Ah, we can't forget Virgil too for some more serious lines.
"Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself!"
<3 devil may cry.
"it's showtime. Come on!"
"This party's getting crazy. Let's rock!"
"It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do"
Jester has got a great scene there too on mission 12 with the whole innuendo bit.
"that thick shaft that causes women to shudder"
"If you don't hop down there like a bunny, he'll open the gate to hell!"
Ah, we can't forget Virgil too for some more serious lines.
"Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself!"
<3 devil may cry.
