Cheesy one liners that make games

[Terminate421]

"Stick around, I'm full of bad ideas"

That and "Fuck you, and fuck your Marker!!" are the two quotes that define how truly awesome Isaac Clarke is.

That line is much less cheesy, it seriously is what most people would have said, making it much more badass.

 

[MrBaguette]

Poker night at the inventory! BEST PLACES FOR QUOTES!

Heavy: You want hot spy?
Strong Bad: YEAH get me on the two way man!!
Heavy: I could get you in with a man who could give you a hot spy, his name is pyro
Tycho: what the heavy is implying is that the spy will be on fire

 

[Sexy Devil]

Whoa, a lot of Mass Effect quotes yet the reporter ones haven't come up?

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations." *punch*
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." *punch*

 

[esperandote]

In my restless dreams, I see that town...

 

[keltaklo]

snip

Ah, well I was only a young thing when I played Duke Nukem 3d and had never heard of that movie, let alone seen it.

 

[loc978]

Sorry my bad, it's a hard days work exterminating grammar nazi's

This might help. [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe]

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck," and then he (quite literally) makes good on the threat.
-Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[jakelly14]

A random NPC in halo 3

"tank beats ghost, tanks beats wraith, TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!"

 

[Wintermoot]

anything duke Nukem says.

 

[Paularius]

Remember to aim down the sight!

 

[Generalissimo]

"........." -gordan freeman

 

[Random Fella]

Well war, war never changes
That line at the end of Fallout 3, it gave me freakin' chills!

I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them right now

 

[tantalus_blank]

"Time to split!" - Cortez from Timesplitters FP

 

[mikey7339]

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Ah, well I was only a young thing when I played Duke Nukem 3d and had never heard of that movie, let alone seen it.

Watch it when you have a chance. It is one of those old B movies that is so bad it is funny.

 

[C F]

"Assassino!"
-Many targets throughout 'Screed 2 and Brotherhood.