Cheesy one liners that make games

[Chairman Miaow]

"SPEHESS MAHREENS!" Oh how we love you Soulstorm.

MeTAhl BAWKsES!!! That is all.

 

[repeating integers]

Grunts from Halo 3 after there hit with a sticky grenade
"not again !!"

how did it happen before ?

VERY BAD THING

Ah, Grunts. So much humour.

 

[Henriot]

Myron, from Fallout 2-
"I feel like I've passed an arbitrary experience point limit and gained more power..."

And the Commander from the first Dawn of War game-
"Walk softly... and carry a very big gun."

 

[psychopez]

Two, one each from new characters in Mass Effect 3.

"They used to eat flies"

"That was a joke" -- the look on Shepard's face, priceless...

 

[EHKOS]

'I've covered wars, ya know' - Frank West from Dead Rising.
'Your right hand comes off?' - Leon from Resident Evil 4

Not a cheesy line, but a line that I really, really love:

'As you should know, there's plenty wrong with me...take my blood, for example! I wish somebody would, it's killing me!' - Joker from Arkham City.

"He's not feeling himself...well he was earlier."

 

[Orks da best]

Jedi Knight: You will drop your weapons and surrender to me
Bounty Hunter: You will realize what a complete idiot you are.

Also, on Ilum, I got my sentinel to say this:

Sentinel: Any idea what the temperature is outside? I've got frostbite on my... someplace you don't want to get frostbite.

The Old Republic rules all!

yea bounty hunters have the best one liners.

"Easy jobs bore me."
"Compared to my other jobs this will be easy."
"Save your breath, your dead."
And many many others.

 

[Abedeus]

My name is Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite place on the Citadel.

 

[mikey7339]

Grunts from Halo 3 after there hit with a sticky grenade
"not again !!"

how did it happen before ?

VERY BAD THING

Ah, Grunts. So much humour.

First time I played Halo I stuck one of the grunts, he runs back to where 3 more grunts and an elite are taking cover, screaming "GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF!!!". Elite screams NOOOOO!!! right before the grunt explodes and sends the elite flying, screaming and flailing right over my head. Fucking, best, thing, ever.

EDIT: Picked the wrong person to quote...

 

[Daygall65]

What is wrong with you people? 3 Pages and STILL NOTHING ABOUT FRANCIS... im shocked
Here I come to save the day!!

Francis: I hate elevators.
Francis: I hate helicopters.
Francis: I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops...
Bill: Francis is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

 

[Dr Jones]

As the Duke is king of the one-liners, I believe this thread has already met its match.

On the other hand, we also have Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead games, and the Duke borrows from him anyway.

So, it comes down to a very simple question... Who outdoes the other?

Nearly none of Duke's quotes are his own!

 

[K84]

"you shitpiles give chase, i will kill your dicks"

Gloriously spun out of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFiSdsW9lfA

Jennifer Hale is full of win.

 

[redisforever]

"Will you please stop making me feel old?"
"Got bad news for you, Sam. You are old."
-Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."
-Serious Sam, after killing a Gnaar. Google it.

Hell, most of Serious Sam, in general.

"The game is over, Mister Bond."
"I think it's just begun."
-From Russia With Love, intro cutscene

" "
-Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2: Episode 1
^Best one ever

 

[redisforever]

Not sure how this thread has gotten to a third page without any HK-47 references

"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

"Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!"

"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent."

"Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?"

To add to this:

 

[projectX42]

"your mummy never loved you and she dresses you funny" - on of the ODST squad-mates in halo ODST (mickey i think)

my personal favorite
"Drivin a tank on a golf course. Screw jumpin out of planes, if the Army shows people drivin tanks on a golf course, the recruitment rate will skyrocket!!"- Haggard battlefield bad company

 

[akfg666]

"I'm commander Shepard and THIS is my favourite store on the Citadel" (Heard from every store on the Citadel)

 

[Fujimora_Pantsu]

In Arkham City:
Two-Face - Objection!
*Gunshot*
Two-Face - Overruled...

 

[klipton]

It´s not easy being green.
Warcraft III has a lot of funny one-liners if you click too much a unit.