Cheesy one liners that make games

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Can't this thread wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

RAWKEET LAWCHAIR, HAYVEE MASHEEN GUN
And other metal slug favourites

 

[ssgt splatter]

"...If you pursue, I will kill your dicks!"
"What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick?! Well, I'm gonna kill your dick!!!"

Trishka and Greyson Hunt from Bulletstorm...oh and pretty much anything General Serrono said.

Oh, that just reminded me, "...Enter the following code, 'U R A D U M B T I T.'" Serrono telling Grey how to 'disarm' the bomb.

 

[TheDharmaFox]

STOP! Don't open that door!
You were almost a Jill Sandwich
It's blood, I just hope it isn't Chris' blood

Basically EVERY SINGLE LINE in the very first Resident Evil

 

[Svana]

My name is Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite place on the Citadel.

Hearing "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" in every single store.
Kinda funny.

 

[Abedeus]

My name is Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite place on the Citadel.

Hearing "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" in every single store.
Kinda funny.

My quote was from ME3.

Won't say when or in what place he says that, to avoid ruining probably one of my top5 scenes in ME3.