Choose One Animal Species To Conquer The Earth With

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Specimen-X

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I've thought about it, I'm going to go with...

Pigs.

Yes pigs! You'd never see it coming! Giant swine rampaging throughout the land! But even more nefarious than that...
I'd have control of all of the bacon in the world! Muahahahaha.
 

Hagi

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I'm going with Hippopotamuses. They're awesome. And hilarious. And dangerous, most deadly mammal besides boring humans.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Red pandas, because it would be the most adorable invasion ever.

More realistically, ants? They're pretty crazy in big numbers.
 

Atmos Duality

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Bunnies.
Legions of Hopping Mad bunny soldiers.

Because I'm a fan of irony.
Edit: *sigh* Ninja'd right at the top. Welp. I have no interest in this topic anymore.
 

Innegativeion

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You're all wrong.

Only correct choice;



This mutha'fucker right here. Cassowary. Descendent of the raptors. Yeah, clever girl, those ones.

These guys will gut you like a trout.

 

JayElleBee

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Joining the rattie league. They would be the most adorable murderous swarm in the world. And I wouldn't even have to shell out to the feed them. I'd just sick 'em on my enemies.
 

MiskWisk

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Komodo Dra-
Easton Dark said:
Cats aren't a species :l

Try leopard. That's a species.

Me I'd go with Komodo Dragons. I liked the new James Bond movie :l
God damn it.
Well, umm. I do not have a clue here. Erm. Oh, how about Chameleons. Yes, an army of spies trained for invisibility with poison darts attached to their tongues. IT'S PERFECT!

Failing that emu's. Why? THEY'RE ALREADY EVIL!
 

4RM3D

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Alhazred said:
A legion of giant squids; the children of dread Cthulu, multi-armed and dangerous!
Risingblade said:
Jellyfish they are immortal!
But fish are kinda limited to... water, no?

Calibanbutcher said:
And termites are terrifying. They will eat your house. And the build a new, better house.
And they shit so much methane they are one of the biggest contributors to Global Warming.
 

FirebirdXR

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Ants! I will conquer all corners globe with swarms of Bullet and Siafu ants!

I will give myself a supervillian name!
It shall be..... ANTAGONY!

Wait? Shit.... similar name's taken.
 

Calibanbutcher

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4RM3D said:
Alhazred said:
A legion of giant squids; the children of dread Cthulu, multi-armed and dangerous!
Risingblade said:
Jellyfish they are immortal!
But fish are kinda limited to... water, no?

Calibanbutcher said:
And termites are terrifying. They will eat your house. And the build a new, better house.
And they shit so much methane they are one of the biggest contributors to Global Warming.
Then I'll rule the world from the beach.
No problem...
 

Ignatz_Zwakh

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Polar Bears. Giant sword-wielding armored polar bears. Legions of polar bears marching across the Earth, raiding and pillaging in my name!

...In all the cold locales, that is.
 

NoOne852

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Velociraptors. They are animals and you didn't specify that they had to still be living! I would dominate the world in days! >:D

...ok, fine.... I choose sharks with lazers! rinos! You can keep your silly bear cavalery, Rinos will decimate everything!

EDIT:
However breeding may be an issue... Perhaps insects are the better way to go. Particularly, the Asian Giant Hornet. Just plain evil there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
 

D Moness

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Scarim Coral said:
Rabbits since I will conquer the Earth with utter cuteness to the point it will give you a heart attack from cuteness overlord!
How can you conquer the world with bunnies



How can that be threatening
 

Risingblade

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4RM3D said:
Alhazred said:
A legion of giant squids; the children of dread Cthulu, multi-armed and dangerous!
Risingblade said:
Jellyfish they are immortal!
But fish are kinda limited to... water, no?

Calibanbutcher said:
And termites are terrifying. They will eat your house. And the build a new, better house.
And they shit so much methane they are one of the biggest contributors to Global Warming.

Jellyfish are not fish! And!!!! The Majority of Earth is water! So I only have to control all the water on earth to control the majority of earth itself!!!
 

EL1TE 50LD1ER

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Crocodiles, don't know if freshwater and salt water are different species but I'm taking both anyway!
Fast, scaly, ferocious and stealthy. The puny humans wouldn't stand a chance, hordes of crocodiles taking the world from the water. You wouldn't be safe at home because they can get in through your toilet!
 

viking97

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basically any insect that can breed in high numbers is the correct answer.

Leaving aside insects?

How about . . . seagulls. We shall rule the skies.
 

Azahul

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Kangaroos. Seriously, those things have a killer kick and if you were to introduce them to a climate that wasn't 95% desert they'd breed so quickly the country would be overrun within a year. Hurray for perpetually pregnant females. Not to mention the insane energy efficiency demonstrated by a creature designed to live in the Australian outback.