Choose One Animal Species To Conquer The Earth With

[Apollo45]

The butterfly.

Nobody EVER suspects the butterfly.

Goddamnit! I was going to post this, thinking that exact same thing, and then you go and ninja me. Who ninjas someone on butterflies?

But seriously, butterflies. Because

Of course, those are mutant butterflies with blade-like wings, and even more than that they're really just hallucinations in the show, but that's beside the point.

Rabbits since I will conquer the Earth with utter cuteness to the point it will give you a heart attack from cuteness overlord!

How can you conquer the world with bunnies

How can that be threatening

He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

 

[Gormech]

Those albino centipede things that live in the caves. Just let the Earth's surface die out when the atmosphere goes and these things'll be the main predators in the subterranean environment. That or the bacteria they found in that lava.