Choose your own adventure! The escapist has taken over the world! Act 3: The contaminated zone!

[awesomeClaw]

C it is!

You get to some random apartment and start searching every room for a map. You don´t meet any freaks on the way while your looking. When you come to a room, you see a walkie talkie thats still on!
"Bzz...come in johnny...Johnny, come in...Last time Johnny, come in."
What do you do?

A:Ignore it, it´s not your problem.
B:Answer professionally.
C:Answer charmingly.
D:Answer aggresively.

 

[Robert632]

C. We might get to sex up whoever's on the other one.

 

[Crayzor]

C. Pave the way to a threesome. (Unless it's not the cool kind).

 

[Xero Scythe]

you people make me sad. Is that really all you think about?
I vote B.

 

[Robert632]

you people make me sad. Is that really all you think about?
I vote B.

At this point, we've sort of made him into a dick who also thinks with his dick(for example, we raped the girl who's with us), so if we didn't think like that, we'd be out of character.

 

[awesomeClaw]

C it is!

"Johnny is not availble at this time. How can i help you?"
"What? Who the hell are you?" says a female voice.
"I´m the tooth fairy."
"Ha ha ha, very funny. Now you want to tell me what happend to Johnny?"
"I´m afraid i don´t know. I just walked by and picked up his walkie talkie."

"Okay, dickwipe, listen up good, because i´ll only say this once. Find Johnny for me, then we can talk."
"And what makes you think i´ll give in to your unreasonable demands?"
"Because i have a map and weapons to fight the freaks. Ofcourse, you might already have that?"
You look at Lovisa.
"Fine. What does he look like?"
"About 30-35 years old. Blue sweater, brown pants. Carries a talisman around his neck. If he did leave his Walkie talkie here, he should still be in the apartment."

"Okay. But you just tell me one thing. Why do you want this guy so badly, anyway? He´s your boyfriend or somethin`?"
"Yeah...kind of..." The girl seems insecure.
"Okay, i´ll go find your little boyfriend. But after that, you and i, are gonna have a nice, little, talk."
You shut off the walkie talkie and walk up to Lovisa.


"So, are we actually gonna look for this guy?"

A:No.
B:Yeah.

 

[Robert632]

B. We might get a foursome out of this.

 

[Crayzor]

B. Provided we can arrange for him to have an 'accident' and then 'comfort' his grieving girlfriend.

 

[Protocol95]

B. Though without the sex bit everyone is suggesting.

 

[SoloStoffe]

B.

 

[Robert632]

B. Though without the sex bit everyone is suggesting.

But that would be thinking out of character. I mean, we accepted a Blow job from a 14 year-old bar-owener. Then shut down her bar as a reward.

 

[Mcupobob]

B. For sexing up reasons.

 

[RockyH]

B. For the reason stated in all the above comments.

 

[Mr Thin]

B. For the reason not stated in any of the above comments.

 

[awesomeClaw]

B it is!

"Sure, why not?"
You go around the apartment looking for the man when you hear a scream. You run to the sound and see a man being attacked by Freaks in the street below. They´re overwhelming him and if he doesn´t get help soon, they´ll kill him.

What do you do?

A:Help him.
Bon´t help him and get his talisman.

 

[SoloStoffe]

A. Then kill him after sexing up his girlfriend.

 

[Robert632]

A. there would be no sexing up if he dies.

 

[Mcupobob]

B. Then lie to the girl, saying you did all you could and in her moment of weakness. Wait for it....... Then sex her up.

 

[Crayzor]

B. Then lie to the girl, saying you did all you could and in her moment of weakness. Wait for it....... Then sex her up.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

B.

 

[Mr Thin]

A. Because it's never too late to change.