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dalek sec said:
I leap to the roof of the next small building, hopefully I can find someplace to hide and get some distance between me and the corpse lady.
With little effort you fire your grapple at the nearest small building then leap from your rooftop towards it. You slam into the wall a little ungracefully, but thankfully unharmed, and begin your climb up the building. On your trek upwards, you passed several people cowering in the building, as well as several undead. Neither pays you much attention as you climb up the building. Occasionally you see a fellow human being ripped apart by the undead in front of you, and you are unable to help through the glass pane. These sights rip at your sanity. You are thoroughly tired and haunted by the time you reach the top of the building.
On this building there are no undead. There is however a bleeding man, laying on his back, staring at the sky. A pool of blood is forming around him. He looks to be no older than twenty. In his hands, he clutches a black mirror.

You are getting tired and hungry.

Health: 6/10
Sanity: 7/10
Inventory: Flashlight (Full Battery), Tree Branch, Plasma Rifle, Pistol, Tuna Loaf, Grappling Hook, Wallet, Green Potion
 

Auron225

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Take the black mirror, but don't look into it. Take a moment to eat the tuna loaf, and leave the tree branch - it's too cumbersome considering the superior weapons we have stocked.
 

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Auron225 said:
Take the black mirror, but don't look into it. Take a moment to eat the tuna loaf, and leave the tree branch - it's too cumbersome considering the superior weapons we have stocked.
You leave the branch on the rooftop and sit down, eating the tuna. You feel a great deal better after you finish it, but you're still tired. Without the branch you also feel like you can move a little more freely.
You take the mirror from the man, making sure not to look into it. "Faces," wheezes the man, "so many faces..."


Health: 7/10
Sanity: 7/10
Inventory: Flashlight (Full Battery), Tree Branch, Plasma Rifle, Pistol, Grappling Hook, Wallet, Green Potion, Black Mirror
 

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Remember to buy a V8 when you get the change because that shit's tasty as fuck!

But first, take the Green Potion and add a few drops of it onto the front of the Black Mirror without looking directly into the Black Mirror itself...
 

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Have a vietnam flashback to the last time you drank a green potion, and have the horrid realization of "What have I done...!"
 

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FPLOON said:
Remember to buy a V8 when you get the change because that shit's tasty as fuck!

But first, take the Green Potion and add a few drops of it onto the front of the Black Mirror without looking directly into the Black Mirror itself...
Actually, with Donald's wallet in your pocket, you have more than enough money to buy one of those tasty-as-fuck V8s. Unfortunately, due to the black rain of the apocalypse and all, it doesn't look like any stores would be willing to do business with you.

You take the Green Potion and pour a couple of drops on the mirror. Leaves grow across the face of the mirror. For a moment, that's all that seems to happen. From your peripheral however, you see that inside the mirror appears an exact replica of the leaves, except that they are fetid and dead.

"Break the mirror," says the man, "and the reflection will become reality."
Auron225 said:
Have a vietnam flashback to the last time you drank a green potion, and have the horrid realization of "What have I done...!"
You remember that the last time you drank a green potion an entire tree burst from your mouth, broke your jaw, and left you in a position where you had to get bailed out by Donald. You don't look forward to doing that again, especially since Donald is now super dead and you'll never see him again. Luckily it doesn't seem like any trees are going to be bursting out of your mouth, just corpse-reflections inside the mirror.
 

dalek sec

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Time to explore a few rooms, flashlight powered up and your pistol in your other hand.
 

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Fire lasers at the black rain... Add in some "pew pew" noises from your mouth for added/"dramatic" effect...
 

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FPLOON said:
Fire lasers at the black rain... Add in some "pew pew" noises from your mouth for added/"dramatic" effect...
You take aim at the sky at and fire a few shots from your plasma rifle at the black rain. The blasts pierce the heavens with a satisfying "bzzzw" sound, but you decide to add to that sound and add "pew pew" for good measure. You see that the plasma rifle is low on battery, probably partially due to the fourth tentacle disrupting technology.
dalek sec said:
Time to explore a few rooms, flashlight powered up and your pistol in your other hand.
You leave the man behind and descend a ladder, prepared to explore the building you're on top of. You find yourself in a very dark library. Sounds of groaning are all around you but you can't see anything. On the ground, there is a coffin that looks like it is not of this world. Your flashlight on, you can see certain parts of the library, but nothing seems immediately out of the ordinary. Your pistol is in your other hand. You are balanced on a ladder near the roof of the building.
Barbas said:
Ask yourself what Leslie Nielsen would do.
You prepare to ask yourself that question when--
Auron225 said:
Barbas said:
Ask yourself what Leslie Nielsen would do.
Surely you can't be serious?
No, that's ridiculous. You can't possibly be serious.
Barbas said:
Auron225 said:
Barbas said:
Ask yourself what Leslie Nielsen would do.
Surely you can't be serious?
Remind Auron that I am serious and not to call me Shirley.
Schizophrenically you remind this "Auron" not to call you Shirley. You shake your head and think Leslie Neilson would probably focus on trying to stop the tentacles before they destroyed the world because time is kind of ticking down before the fifth and sixth tentacles rupture.
 

dalek sec

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Start looking around said library for an occult section, that might have something to help end that nonsense in a hurry.
 

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dalek sec said:
Start looking around said library for an occult section, that might have something to help end that nonsense in a hurry.
Failing that, get in range of the fourth tentacle and use what remaining plasma rifle power you have left to vaporize that sucker into next week.
 

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dalek sec said:
Start looking around said library for an occult section, that might have something to help end that nonsense in a hurry.
You head to the occult section of the library and look around for any books that might help you figure out what's going on. You remember that Marie was talking about something related to ancient history before she was devoured, but that doesn't help much. You go through book after book of useless information before--

You hear a horrifying sound rip through the air. A black wind rushes past the window, beating heavily against it. You hear the snapping of wood, the breaking of bricks. The foundation of the building bends and then glass and wood and books are everywhere and you are knocked off your feet as the entire building rips apart before you.

You are laying on your back, staring at a black sky. No longer is there rain coming from the heavens. Instead something far more haunting surrounds you.

The buildings are gone, ripped to shreds by the black wind that passed by. All around you, stretching out for miles, is a scene of absolute devastation. Far above you in the sky, there is what looks to be a whirlpool among the black clouds. In this whirlpool you see the souls of the dead, wailing all the while, get sucked into it. Far off in the distance, there are five enormous black tentacles flailing in the distance. Out from where the five tentacles are flailing, pig flesh crawls along the ground, slowly consuming all it touches.

The world around you is altered, as if part of a new dimension has devoured a portion of yours. The books you were just holding that were once completely normal are now etched with symbols of insanity. Each one is capable of giving you profound powers, you can tell at a glance, because they are the same as the one you read before that gave you life power. But at what cost to your sanity? There are ten books in front of you, each painted a grim shade of one of the following colors: Green, Orange, Gray, Crimson, White, Yellow, Purple, Brown, Pink and Black.

Auron225 said:
dalek sec said:
Start looking around said library for an occult section, that might have something to help end that nonsense in a hurry.
Failing that, get in range of the fourth tentacle and use what remaining plasma rifle power you have left to vaporize that sucker into next week.
You pull out your plasma rifle and zap towards one of the tentacles. The blast travels towards it, but you're too far away and are temporarily too weak to move into range. After a short rest you should be up for it, though.
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Throw the book at it!
You take a Pink book and throw it towards the tentacle. It gets about four feet before falling into the pig flesh, which quickly consumes the book. As soon as it does, an enormous swathe of the pig flesh that consumed the book becomes an intense shade of pink. The pig flesh rushes towards you and wraps around your leg, but it does so... lovingly. Instead of consuming you, it rubs gently along your leg, and then keeps spreading out behind you, devouring buildings in its wake. Oooookay.

You decide to make yourself a Tl;Dr to figure out how to organize yourself: 1) The fifth tentacle's ruptured and is rekking everything 2) There's a whirlpool of souls above you 3) There's ten nine books of Insanity Magic in front of you 4) Pig flesh is coming from the tentacles, eating everything but you 5) The game state you're in looks pretty boned. Ah geeze.

Health
: 5/10
Sanity: 7/10
Inventory: Flashlight (Full Battery), Tree Branch, Plasma Rifle, Pistol, Grappling Hook, Wallet, Green Potion, Black Mirror (which is an excellent television series, though the first episode is not really at the same caliber as the rest of the series)
 

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FPLOON said:
At 4:20, blaze it... ;)
Unfortunately you have no pot. Or any flames with which to "blaze it." However, you can wait until 4:20 if you wish, which at this rate would likely result in the world ending.
 

Auron225

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Look at the Crimson and Black books - feels like they'd be powerful ones, and we need us some power right about now.
 

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Open the Blue book to a random page and read it's inscriptions aloud...