Chronicles of Roissha *Closed* Chapter Two: Into the Depths of Madness

[Dragon_of_red]

@BigZ: We could just spread the Artifactor into further specialisations. I dont really see how just moving some of them into the warrior will change much...

 

[The Hairminator]

I see that the Hairminator has not yet been accepted

May be because I haven't yet gotten around to writing up my equipment and weapons, since I'm feeling a bit under the weather...

 

[The Zango]

@Dragon: Thats what I meant, like widening his skills so that it is more of an all-round class instead of just support.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

@BigZ: Goooood. It doesnt really seem like the biggest support class anyway. I mean guns and swords that explode on hit, or paralyse on hit, isn't really a support character.

@Hair: Nawwww

 

[Anah'ya]

I see that the Hairminator has not yet been accepted

May be because I haven't yet gotten around to writing up my equipment and weapons, since I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

*offers cup of coffee*

Come on, good Sir, there is fun to be had!

 

[The Hairminator]

I see that the Hairminator has not yet been accepted

May be because I haven't yet gotten around to writing up my equipment and weapons, since I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

*offers cup of coffee*

Come on, good Sir, there is fun to be had!

Yeah, well, right now I don't think I could write at all. My brain is full of fuck. Then Darth Caeulum just waltzes in and drops an Epic Sheet. How do you think that makes me feel?

Coffee is a good idea however.

 

[Issurru]

Back By Popular Demand (until he passes out from being tired anyways) Issurru! *hurray* *huzzah!* OT @bigz225: Not sure how soon Dom would really be able to reply, he's gotta work in half an hour

 

[Darth Caelum]

I see that the Hairminator has not yet been accepted

May be because I haven't yet gotten around to writing up my equipment and weapons, since I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

*offers cup of coffee*

Come on, good Sir, there is fun to be had!

Yeah, well, right now I don't think I could write at all. My brain is full of fuck. Then Darth Caelum just waltzes in and drops an Epic Sheet. How do you think that makes me feel?

Coffee is a good idea however.

Shitty My good Friend. Absolutely Shitty. *Sips Coffee*
Still, good luck with your sheet.

 

[crewman_number_6]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

 

[Darth Caelum]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

Yours is a necessary sacrifice. You will forever carry the burden of being the guy who keeps gettin hit while the other feminine pricks hide in the darkness to try to stab someone's backs with their stabitty stab weapons. You will be covered by the Artillery AKA, The Artificers who will continuously argue about who's gun is biggest in an attempt to overcompensate for something.

You Will be My Space Marine. You shall have no Fear.

[sub]Yeah, I wrote that on a whim. So Sue me.[/sub]

 

[crewman_number_6]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

Yours is a necessary sacrifice. You will forever carry the burden of being the guy who keeps gettin hit while the other feminine pricks hide in the darkness to try to stab someone's backs with their stabitty stab weapons. You will be covered by the Artillery AKA, The Artificers who will continuously argue about who's gun is biggest in an attempt to overcompensate for something.

You Will be My Space Marine. You shall have no Fear.

[sub]Yeah, I wrote that on a whim. So Sue me.[/sub]

I will be the Darth Caelum's fury, they shall fall against me and into the flames of the his rage.

I will stand resolute against his enemies, if I die I will die a hero's death, but it is not I who sill die it will be the enemy! We will defeat the enemy and overwelm him.

I am Darth Cealum's sword, I am a SPACE MARINE!!!!!

 

[The Zango]

Wow this thread seems to be getting a little homo-erotic lol Just joking. What DC says, if we have only one tank, then you can really create some havoc with all the backup you'll get!

 

[Darth Caelum]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

Yours is a necessary sacrifice. You will forever carry the burden of being the guy who keeps gettin hit while the other feminine pricks hide in the darkness to try to stab someone's backs with their stabitty stab weapons. You will be covered by the Artillery AKA, The Artificers who will continuously argue about who's gun is biggest in an attempt to overcompensate for something.

You Will be My Space Marine. You shall have no Fear.

[sub]Yeah, I wrote that on a whim. So Sue me.[/sub]

I will be the Darth Caelum's fury, they shall fall against me and into the flames of the his rage.

I will stand resolute against his enemies, if I die I will die a hero's death, but it is not I who sill die it will be the enemy! We will defeat the enemy and overwelm him.

I am Darth Cealum's sword, I am a SPACE MARINE!!!!!

Now, GO FORTH! Spread My Will across the Stars. Hunt down those who threaten the existence of everything we stand for! Mankind! Our Divine Right over the Universe! Nacho Cheese! The Foul Xenos seek to take it from us. The Heretics believe in the Power of Twilight Movies! The Mutant believe only in their own gain.

You will be the First among Many! A true Legion of Fighting Warriors, unsurpassed by ANYTHING that had come before, and anything that will come HENCE. Your Task is to set yourselves upon the Xenos, The Mutant, The HERETIC. You will go into their homes, You Will Cleanse them in Fire, and the Entire Universe will know that WE. THE IMPERIUM OF ANONYMOUS. Will Spread our Dominion of lolcats and Crude Humor Across the Stars.

Now GO! Begin with the Pretenders in Facebook. Farming their little Virtual Farms. Teach them the TRUE meaning of Humanity. In my Name.

 

[crewman_number_6]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

Yours is a necessary sacrifice. You will forever carry the burden of being the guy who keeps gettin hit while the other feminine pricks hide in the darkness to try to stab someone's backs with their stabitty stab weapons. You will be covered by the Artillery AKA, The Artificers who will continuously argue about who's gun is biggest in an attempt to overcompensate for something.

You Will be My Space Marine. You shall have no Fear.

[sub]Yeah, I wrote that on a whim. So Sue me.[/sub]

I will be the Darth Caelum's fury, they shall fall against me and into the flames of the his rage.

I will stand resolute against his enemies, if I die I will die a hero's death, but it is not I who sill die it will be the enemy! We will defeat the enemy and overwelm him.

I am Darth Cealum's sword, I am a SPACE MARINE!!!!!

Now, GO FORTH! Spread My Will across the Stars. Hunt down those who threaten the existence of everything we stand for! Mankind! Our Divine Right over the Universe! Nacho Cheese! The Foul Xenos seek to take it from us. The Heretics believe in the Power of Twilight Movies! The Mutant believe only in their own gain.

You will be the First among Many! A true Legion of Fighting Warriors, unsurpassed by ANYTHING that had come before, and anything that will come HENCE. Your Task is to set yourselves upon the Xenos, The Mutant, The HERETIC. You will go into their homes, You Will Cleanse them in Fire, and the Entire Universe will know that WE. THE IMPERIUM OF ANONYMOUS. Will Spread our Dominion of lolcats and Crude Humor Across the Stars.

Now GO! Begin with the Pretenders in Facebook. Farming their little Virtual Farms. Teach them the TRUE meaning of Humanity. In my Name.

I will go forth and smite they foes oh anointed caelum, We shall defeat our enemies with multiple, simultanious defensive deep strikes, They shall fall against us for we fight for Mankind, Darth Caelum. Darth Caelum protects, we shall light the way with bodies of heretics and suffer them not to live.

Spoiler: OCC

the funny thing about this is, I'm assembling a Hive Tyrant from 40k right now

 

[crewman_number_6]

So I'm going to be the only tank, correct. Well then, it looks my attempt to make a ridiculous charecter actually produced something neccasary.

Yours is a necessary sacrifice. You will forever carry the burden of being the guy who keeps gettin hit while the other feminine pricks hide in the darkness to try to stab someone's backs with their stabitty stab weapons. You will be covered by the Artillery AKA, The Artificers who will continuously argue about who's gun is biggest in an attempt to overcompensate for something.

You Will be My Space Marine. You shall have no Fear.

[sub]Yeah, I wrote that on a whim. So Sue me.[/sub]

hooray, someone who knows 40k's, my long search is over, I will pay the chapter its due

 

[Mcupobob]

I shall heal the sick and the wounded, I will try and keep my commrades from injury and death. AS a follower of the holy light this is my duty!

(totally not bumb)

 

[Darth Caelum]

I shall heal the sick and the wounded, I will try and keep my commrades from injury and death. AS a follower of the holy light this is my duty!

(totally not bumb)

Indeed. Yours will be a thankless task. For once you have successfully stopped the bleeding of your comrades, stuffed their intestines back, and sew their arms back. They will jump from their beds and return 10 minutes later with the same wound they received in the first place.

But you must be patient. The Future of Humanity relies upon your ability to heal the Testosterone Filled Idiots, and to Insure Said Idiots keep fighting. We have Pro Wrestling for the Latter, and thus you make up the Former. Now Go. Heal the Wounded. Comfort the Dying. Burn the Heretic and download as much Slaneeshi Porn to keep you entertained in between battles as much as possible.

My Will Be Done.

 

[Issurru]

While the other Artificers are yelling about whose rifle's are bigger I shall ride atop Sir Fitzgerald the Suitably Amazing's broad shoulders raining death upon our enemies, PURGE THE XENOS! FOR THE CHAPTER!

 

[Dommius]

Wow, since I left Darth Caelum became the god emperor. Nicely done Caelum, moving up in the world it seems.

 

[crewman_number_6]

I will protect the artifiacers of mankind. I shall be the chest high wall, of the EMPRAH. though I will be wounded many times, I shall bear the loads of battle, and bring death to the EMPRAH's enemies.