I'm Chuck Norris, fear me, for I posses the power to kill you, with 1 swipe of my finger nail. Bow down before me...
Chuck Norris
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Well I bet you didn't know that Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.ChromeAlchemist said:
Or that Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
There are people who still worship Final Fantasy 7 as some sort of gift from the gods. So if that says something about the relentless stupid fan worship nerds have, then no. It will never end until the government makes stupidity illegal.tehb0ll0x said:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck=God God-Chuck=Man
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck=God God-Chuck=Man
ChromeAlchemist said:
Did you know on the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard? As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Back to the OPs original question though. Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
I dont like chuck norris i think its because an asshole i know keeps telling me these lame chuck norris jokes like "if one of chuck norris's roundhouse kicks somehow miss you, you will be killed by the breeze the roundhouse kick produces"
also by saying "i dont like chuck norris" has just made 90% of the world want my head as a trophy with the saying underneath "I KILLED THE GOD HATER"
also by saying "i dont like chuck norris" has just made 90% of the world want my head as a trophy with the saying underneath "I KILLED THE GOD HATER"
Barely know whos he is, don't understand why he's famous, apparently he has a fist beneath his beard. I do however like it when a group of weirdos goes on a rampage about his epicness on WoW's trade channel. 
ah...sweet chaos.
ah...sweet chaos.Bruce Lee was better. He fought Norris and won. I think on a minefield but I may be thinking of a different movie
I like him for the shear sake of if i ever need fresh parmesan cheese i can always grate it with his beard...
With Chuck Norris you can make jokes about god without offending the religious type people. But he is a horrible actor, I saw an episode of Walker Texas Ranger and he was rescuing Shia Labeouf and he got shot with an SMG from a helicopter and it took him 8 seconds to fall down. He just kept like, staggering around with 11 bullets in him or something. Did you ever notice how almost everytime he fights there's something to kick the bad guy off of? A pier, a bridge, a rock, anything atleast in the episodes I've seen. Oh, sorry, I got off topic.