Chuck Norris

[Cheesebob]

People pray to God > God prays to Chuck Norris > Chuck prays to the Emporer for he is one of the lost primarchs

 

[The_Chief]

think about this, chuck norris maybe 69, but hes still advertising boflex. hes ripped, and he is worthy of every bit of praise he gets.

 

[HollowpointHead]

Why not Jason Stathum...
just throwing a idea out there.

Also, Question... If chuck norris is considered a god... Whats Bruce lee, the man who trained him?

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

Bruce Lee is cooler. He just is.

Bruce Lee isn't dead, he became Death.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

He also killed two stones with one bird.

But that's the only advantage to him, the jokes.

 

[Fablaam]

Oh God, did I just walk into the Barrens...

 

[Sinisterair]

I used to find the Church of Chuck rather funny, but now it's starting to grate.

Yeah, I know. It's like the Pirates vs. Ninjas thing. Just let die...

...so we can find something new to worship.

True.................especialy since everyone knows pirates are way better.

dude ninjas could kick a pirates ass

 

[Iskenator67]

Chuck Norris facts are funny but all that aside. He's a decent actor and I enjoy his movies, nothing more, nothing less

 

[Falseprophet]

As a kid, I used to watch all those 80s action stars all the time: Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Seagal, Van Damme, Lundgren, et al. Of the lot, Chuck Norris was not only the worst actor in the worst-written movies--in a genre that's hardly Shakespeare--but he didn't even have a shred of personal charisma to make up for it. (Arnie couldn't act, but he sure could deliver those one-liners.) Maybe he was the best actual martial artist of the bunch, but it barely played out that way on screen.

So I never understood Chuck-worship, and I find his politics ignorant and at times despicable. So every time he opens his mouth, I go watch Bruce kick his ass [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE].

 

[Sentient Muffin]

People pray to God > God prays to Chuck Norris > Chuck prays to the Emporer for he is one of the lost primarchs

I always thought Chuck prayed to Segata Sanshiro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYsrxkJ75GY

 

[lonercs]

Chuck Norris does not need your approval.

But it's always better to be safe then round-house kicked! lol

 

[ohellynot]

They say that underneath his beard there is no chin only another fist

 

[beholdmycape]

I have no opinion about a B-movie actor i've never met who has become the subject of an internet meme run into the core of the earth.

 

[ThreeWords]

Also, did you know Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors?

Well did you know Chuck Norris does not sleep. He only waits.

Nature fact:

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gunpowder. With the gunpowder, he makes bullets and shoots cows, form which he makes new beef jerky.

Some people call this the circle of life

 

[suhlEap]

why aren't there any games that allow you to be chuck norris?

 

[Madshaw]

why aren't there any games that allow you to be chuck norris?

because it would be no fun to decide to beat a game

and then preced to thrash it so hard that the game jumps out of the drive and cries for its mommy/devs, in less time it takes to just cure all the worlds deseases then reinvent them because no-one pays enough for it

 

[chomp.]

Getting a little bored of Chuck Norris jokes, but don't tell him I said that

 

[chomp.]

Also, did you know Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors?

Well did you know Chuck Norris does not sleep. He only waits.

Nature fact:

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gunpowder. With the gunpowder, he makes bullets and shoots cows, form which he makes new beef jerky.

Some people call this the circle of life

Some people call this the circle of Chuck