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Icaruss

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The Orginal Dawn of the dead....Its just awful.The Charcters are retarded, the dialouges Painful, The acting is worse the a 6th grade play and the the effects are fething laughable.The single biggest letdown of my entire fething life. How is Romero popular?
 

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what's fething?

Movies I can't stand... hm... Anything about teen, high school drama I guess.
 

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While I wouldn't say I 'couldn't stand it', I didn't think the first Terminator was all that great. There, I said it.
 

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Its warhammer 40k for fuck...yeah i'm kinda a nerd.. i prefer it it fuck it sounds cleaner...(though i suppose i clean curse word is more of less impossible, still i likes it)
 

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FranckelSeijenmai said:
subject_87 said:
While I wouldn't say I 'couldn't stand it', I didn't think the first Terminator was all that great. There, I said it.
Its warhammer 40k for fuck...yeah i'm kinda a nerd.. i prefer it it fuck it sounds cleaner...(though i suppose i clean curse word is more of less impossible, still i likes it)
Erm, I think you quoted the wrong person...
 

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I ono... I don't think i don't have any movies I can't STAND for.


There are movies that are bad, IE transformers, Eat Pray Love (I flipped my mother off when she tried to put this on WHILE I WAS ASLEEP [i flipped her off while sleeping*] my brain asleep was smarter than her [Cause she said the movie sucked] This is a long ass parenthesis)

But nothing i won't watch.
 

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subject_87 said:
FranckelSeijenmai said:
subject_87 said:
While I wouldn't say I 'couldn't stand it', I didn't think the first Terminator was all that great. There, I said it.
Its warhammer 40k for fuck...yeah i'm kinda a nerd.. i prefer it it fuck it sounds cleaner...(though i suppose i clean curse word is more of less impossible, still i likes it)
Erm, I think you quoted the wrong person...

oh piss
 

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Dumb and Dumber. The first time I watched it my friend kept rewinding the "funny" bits, and he searches up the sound board and playing them. Repeatedly. For no friggen reason. I hate it. He can't watch a movie, he HAS to rewind anything that seems remotely funny. Therefore, can't stand it.
 

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Napoleon Fucking Dynamite. I loathe that movie with every fiber of my being. I can't even watch three minutes of that abomination without feeling the urge to smash or kill something. And I hate Airplane!, it's an idiotic collection of sight gags, horribly lame puns and insipid dialogue. In fact, the same can be said for just about all of Leslie Neilsen's movies.
 

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Breakfast Club/Pretty in Pink/etc. <-- that whole set of movies. I just don't get the charm at all.

...and anything with Charlton Heston. I don't hate the movies themselves, necessarily, but I can't stand that guy. :p
 

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twistedmic said:
Napoleon Fucking Dynamite. I loathe that movie with every fiber of my being. I can't even watch three minutes of that abomination without feeling the urge to smash or kill something. And I hate Airplane!, it's an idiotic collection of sight gags, horribly lame puns and insipid dialogue. In fact, the same can be said for just about all of Leslie Neilsen's movies.
We're considering Napoleon Dynamite a classic nowadays? Christ, pop culture's worse off than I'd thought. I suppose that's what I get for unhooking my cable and refusing to go to the movies. On the rare occasion that I do crawl out from under my rock, I am struck by a veritable tsunami of shitness.

And aside from the surely/Shirley gag, Airplane was indeed insufferable. Maybe it was edgy when it came out or something, but every joke just seemed like a paint-by-numbers gag to me. Then again, for all I know Airplane is the reason those jokes seem so standard and cliché. I'm probably just too young to suffer the nostalgia necessary to like that movie.

OT: 2001: A Space Oddyssey. Christ, that felt like the longest 7 days of my life. I was genuinely shocked to find out afterwards that I'd only been bored for a couple of hours. Sure, it was trippy and original back in its day, but I will never understand why they didn't cut out the 2/3 of the movie where absolutely nothing happens at all.
 

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Will Ferrell in general and Talladega Nights in particular. I never liked Will Ferrell. People kept telling me to give him a chance so I saw this at the theatre. Not once did the corner of my mouth so much as twitch. Fuck Will Ferrell and fuck anyone who says he's funny.

Also high school movies, at least the formulaic ones. Saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High on the insistence of a friend. Seldom has my time been so thoroughly wasted.

Edit: Didn't pay attention to the title. I guess Ferrell is out.

...Still hate him though.
 

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Johnny Impact said:
Will Ferrell in general and Talladega Nights in particular. I never liked Will Ferrell. People kept telling me to give him a chance so I saw this at the theatre. Not once did the corner of my mouth so much as twitch. Fuck Will Ferrell and fuck anyone who says he's funny.
I never knew Talladega Nights was considered a classic, or even good for that matter.
Edit: Noticed your edit, sorry.

OT: The Matrix. I honestly just cannot stand The Matrix.
 

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Red Dawn, boring as fuck, tries to be a badass action movie and serious drama, fails at being either, and Homefront (A.K.A. Red Dawn, the game) is even worse.
You clearly aren't a wolverine.

How do you keep warm?
 

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FranckelSeijenmai said:
Its warhammer 40k for fuck...yeah i'm kinda a nerd.. i prefer it it fuck it sounds cleaner...(though i suppose i clean curse word is more of less impossible, still i likes it)
No it isn't, it refers to the tree spirits of Tanith, not a sex act. Ghostmaker has Gaunt flat out say this.

Secondly, it's only really used by Tanith people (or replacements), and there aren't many left, despite appalling Mary Sue ness.