Classy weapons

[sheppard419]

Nothings more satisfying/classy then sneaking up behind someone and killing them with a spork

 

[TopHatTim]

a rist spike...its attached to your wrist (obviously) and when you stretch it out in a certain way it slide from the middle of your fingers. its made of a wierd material thats undectectable by metal detectors and its sharp.
pretty stylish if your going to kill someone

 

[Steve Dark]

A Sharp Mind is the classiest and most elegant of Weapons.

 

[Pyre00]

Republicans in America used fiscal responsibility to kill minorities. See New Orleans' Ninth Ward for proof of it's effectiveness.

Is there anything you can't turn into a political issue?

PS: Garrote wire.

(...Or a flamethrower)

 

[samsprinkle]

A flintlock pistol and a rapier. not much classier than that.

 

[LilGherkin]

When I get old I want a cane with a shotgun for the shaft.

 

[MechaManiacal]

poison capsule, sneak up behind them and shove a pill in there mouth. quick, painless, and clean.

 

[J474]

poison capsule, sneak up behind them and shove a pill in there mouth. quick, painless, and clean.

Yes, because I instinctively swallow when a foreign object is forced into my mouth (epic sarcasm)
Also, a rapier is the most stylish

 

[Dogstile]

the rapier gets a +1 from me

 

[MechaManiacal]

poison capsule, sneak up behind them and shove a pill in there mouth. quick, painless, and clean.

Yes, because I instinctively swallow when a foreign object is forced into my mouth (epic sarcasm)
Also, a rapier is the most stylish

no like in the watchmen movie when the blond guy gets his assasin to attack him and slips the pill in his mouth and the guys mouth starts foaming and dies

 

[painfull2006]

Flint lock pistol is a classy weapon
Takes me back to fable 2

 

[Lusperus]

Rapiers
revolvers

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

When I get old I want a cane with a shotgun for the shaft.

I to love the Pimp Cane.

 

[lonercs]

A nice gold, sharp and firm Rapist..... Whoops Rapier, Rapier.

You meant rapist or you would of backspaced. Anyway, a katana or sniper rifle.

It was a joke. A really obvious joke.

Yet it still went over your head.

I was joking. I knew it was a joke when he/she didn't backspaced. Congratulations to those who missed that. You fail.

How is that a joke? You're just stating what the poster did.

I was explaining the joke. The joke was him saying rapist instead of rapier. I add sarcastically that he really me rapist or he would of backspaced it.
Then fail-tards (retards that fail) completely missed my add on and though I was serious. Then when I tried to explain, another fail-tard though my explanation was a joke.
Stop quoting this, the joke was killed and I'm getting annoyed.

 

[G1eet]

I pity this man...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/7/633720532364083910-overcompensating.jpg

uh that's an............anti tank rifle. Finnish too. The hell is he doing with it. Painting the forest. It's completely legal too.

After a quick jaunt to wikipedia.... wow, dead on.
Nice eye.

 

[MechaManiacal]

When you think about it any kill can be made elegant in a Tux...and maybe an accent.

 

[CIA]

I was explaining the joke. The joke was him saying rapist instead of rapier. I add sarcastically that he really me rapist or he would of backspaced it.
Then fail-tards (retards that fail) completely missed my add on and though I was serious. Then when I tried to explain, another fail-tard though my explanation was a joke.
Stop quoting this, the joke was killed and I'm getting annoyed.

To be fair to these "fail-tards" it was a pretty bad joke.

 

[randompasserby]

I have always seen the umbrella gun as a classy way to dispose of someone.

 

[bad rider]

A pencil.