Classy weapons

[MattRooney06]

the makrov only holds five rounds too

 

[randompasserby]

make them dinner spike the wine and pay for the funeral

 

[randompasserby]

or use logic to convince them to eat a cotten candy made of fiber-glass

 

[elricik]

A Katana, every combat moment in Kill Bill was like an elegant dance, except some people couldn't dance anymore because they got their legs chopped off.

 

[randompasserby]

Piano wire

 

[Internet Kraken]

A nice gold, sharp and firm Rapist..... Whoops Rapier, Rapier.

You meant rapist or you would of backspaced. Anyway, a katana or sniper rifle.

It was a joke. A really obvious joke.

Yet it still went over your head.

I was joking. I knew it was a joke when he/she didn't backspaced. Congratulations to those who missed that. You fail.

How is that a joke? You're just stating what the poster did.

I was explaining the joke. The joke was him saying rapist instead of rapier. I add sarcastically that he really me rapist or he would of backspaced it.
Then fail-tards (retards that fail) completely missed my add on and though I was serious. Then when I tried to explain, another fail-tard though my explanation was a joke.
Stop quoting this, the joke was killed and I'm getting annoyed.

Sorry I thought jokes needed humor.

 

[new_age_reject]

Sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads!

 

[randompasserby]

well my good sir you thought wrong....

 

[randompasserby]

talking them into killing themselves

 

[Simriel]

This. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/2527094586_ae4dbe82b1.jpg?v=0]
Or if it has to be a melee weapon. [http://www.mason-mason.net/air/Midnight1.jpg]

What is that pistol?!?!?!

 

[randompasserby]

a cane with a retractable blade or something along those lines

 

[Inverse Skies]

Yes, that is what I was thinking. That is one of my favorite movies, so naturally it is the first one I thought of.

I haven't seen it for a few years now, but I believe you could also dismantle it making it into inconspicuous parts like a pen and lighter. That is yet another aspect to its coolness.

 

[Spirultima]

A nice smooth, black, silenced Sniper Rifle with a 2-15x scope.

Backed up by a sleek, silver, 45. cal Revolver, if your feeling sheer awesome, have two of them Revolvers

 

[paladinkratos]

a hidden blade malfunction

 

[US Crash Fire]

id say the rapier, saber, or maybe katana. As far as firearms go nothing is more velvety smooth than the Bond gun itself. walther PPK.

 

[Internet Kraken]

This. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/2527094586_ae4dbe82b1.jpg?v=0]
Or if it has to be a melee weapon. [http://www.mason-mason.net/air/Midnight1.jpg]

What is that pistol?!?!?!

A badass pistol.

My question is if it's just for decoration or if it actually functions.

 

[Simriel]

This. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/2527094586_ae4dbe82b1.jpg?v=0]
Or if it has to be a melee weapon. [http://www.mason-mason.net/air/Midnight1.jpg]

What is that pistol?!?!?!

A badass pistol.

My question is if it's just for decoration or if it actually functions.

I don't care. I want it! This is my second favourite pistol evar!

 

[Internet Kraken]

This. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/2527094586_ae4dbe82b1.jpg?v=0]
Or if it has to be a melee weapon. [http://www.mason-mason.net/air/Midnight1.jpg]

What is that pistol?!?!?!

A badass pistol.

My question is if it's just for decoration or if it actually functions.

I don't care. I want it! This is my second favourite pistol evar!

What would the first be?

 

[Weaver]

"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl."

EMPIRE: TOTAL WAR
great game!

 

[paladinkratos]

the belt buckle pistol from wild wild west