England.
That part of the British Isles that was occupied by the Roman's, Saxon's, Viking's and the Norman's. Consiquently, English is quite a diverse and interesting language. We have a historic rivarly with the old celtic countries of Ireland, Wales and Scotland, we love taking the piss out of eachother. England also has a long standing rivarly with France, we must have spent a good 400 years of our history fighting them. Consiquently the English make damn good fighters, so our military history is rather glorious, being full of famous victory's like Agincourt, Waterloo and Al-Amain. This is probably why we have the world's most feared and respected special forces. During war, the English are as hard as nails. The English working class youth tend to be rather violent, and speak thickly in regional accents. Since most Enlish people consume far to much alachol this is a bad combination.England has numerous accent's- London accent's, Scouse, Manchurian, Yorkshire, West Country, Northubrian etc, we do not all sound like how Hollywood portrays us. And another thing, why do the bad guy's in American movies tend to have "British" accents??
We do not all live in quaint villages, most of us live in medium size towns or in the suburbs of cities, very few British people today are "posh", the gentleman culture here died out many decades ago. We are generally indifferent to the Queen, many of us think she's useless, roughly the same amount agree but say shes worth keeping due to the tourist trade. Princess Diana is a goddess that is worshiped by Daily Mail readers. We love the BBC, and show's like Top Gear, QI and Mock the Week, we also love I-player. We love TV in general. We also love it when our actors dominate American cinema, where not quite sure why British actors are so good. (Oh btw, the term British refairs to the English and any other UK country, however the Scot's, Welsh and N. Irish will never call themselves British). Where both proud and concerned about our NHS, as well as our education systems. Our church owned primary school's tend to produce apathetic agnostic's making, ironically, England one of the worlds most secular nations. A second by-product of English education is political correctness, and a paranoid fear of racism. This is why the English are so terrified of Nick Griffen and the BNP. We hate facism, dispite our military history. Nick Griffen to us is an English version of Adolf Hitler. Most English tend to regard WW2 as "our" war against Jerry, which is why we get so touchy about the American's claiming they won it for us, and so paranoid about the British Nazi Party. After all, we decleared the war, had a few more glorious battles, proudely stood alone and faced down the Nazi onslaught. Dad's Army pretty much exhibits the British view to WW2. Another reason why we regard WW2 as "our" war is that we fought the Germans in the last war, in doing so we gave eachother nicknames. We called the German's "Jerry" and the Germans called us "Tommy". We see the Germans as our own personal rival's, no one else should be able to defeat them except us!
Btw, It's true that our weather suck's, and consiquently every summer millions of Britons migrate to Spain for the summer months. What most people, including the English themselves tend to forget, is that we made the modern world. English is the international language of Earth, we where the first country to industrialise, our Empire shaped the world as it is today, we invented most thing's- (computor, world wide web, jet engine, steam engine, light bulb's, aircraft structure) In terms of science we are also damn good (Newton, Dawin and i think it was a Brit working with an American who discoverd DNA) Our writers are world famous (Shakespeare, Dickin's, Pratchett, Tolkein, JK Rowling) to name but a few. We also regard America as one of England's rather big, loud and obnoxious children who ran away from home. Dispite this, we tend to get on quite well with American's.
