Clearing up misconceptions about your country!

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mhitman

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Canada
- we are not afraid of the dark (I have no idea why this is one, but that what they said on HOw I met your mother and I was all like "wtf?") a huge portion of our country is in constant night for half the year and in the winter it goes pitch dark at 5 or 6
 

Sallix

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England:
-Our teeth are fine
-We are not all posh (although when i go to America i put on my posh brittish accent) - some of us are far from it
-Some Englishmen (and ALOT of southern Irishman) don't like being called brittish
-Towards Americans: the NHS is BRILLIANT and free healthcare is great. i've been hospitalised for many reasons and have never contracted any type of viruses.
-English food is great delicious.
 

Joens

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Gimmi. A. Burger said:
Denmark
Theres no legal drinking age.
I think the legal age for drinking is 15, but it's not like anyone ever thinks of that. :D?
 

Cherry Cola

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Meanmoose said:
HUBILUB said:
Cid SilverWing said:
Norway doesn't

1. Have polar bears in the streets.
2. Have shitloads of medieval things everywhere.
Well are you stupid? I mean, that's all the information Sweden has on you. That you are stupid.
nah we are not stupid... just filthy rich!!! ^^ we just have a bigger economy than you even though your twice as many. Hooray. Also we have stupid jokes about you.
But you have higher taxes than us :eek:
 

UltraParanoia

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Qwerty0 said:
Also, for all non-Americans: the "the south should have won the Civil War" viewpoint is by FAR a minority here. And UltraParanoia, you're probably right that the south had the right to a popular revolution. But really. Would you have liked it to go that way? The CSA could merrily go on to the same fate as South Africa, and meanwhile the divided country remains a backwater and never comes to world prominence.
Oh, I'm aware, I just get annoyed by the people who say the south had no right to secede, or that it was all about slaves, cause it wasn't.

I don't think the CSA would have ended up like south africa, mostly cause there was no un to fuck stuff up at the time. The south would have needed a few years to get it's manufacturing together, but other than that it would have been alright.
 

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samaritan.squirrel said:
Hungary- Er..Actually, anything negative you hear about that place is probably true. Some nice architecture and Bela Lugosi are pretty much the only redeeming features. Maybe the 1956 Revolution.
All I ever hear is that your language is made up! No, I kid...but it's not based on other European languages, like anything Slavic considering Slavic countries surround you. So be confident that no one understands you.
 

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Scotland:
1. We dont wear kilts
2. We dont ALL eat haggis (i myself hate it)
3. We arnt ALWAYS drunk (note "Always")
4. We dont all live in a shack on the side of a hill (i do... which is why my internet sucks -.-)
5. We do have quiete amusing accents so i have heard
6. We dont run around yelling "FOR FREEDOM!"
7. We dont all know Mel Gibson (connected to 6)
8. We do hate the English (most of us)
9. We dont have ginger hair (we make fun off gingers... tee hee)
10. If you go to glasgow... you DO have a 90% chance to get stabbed
 

Aardvark Soup

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In the Netherlands, we don't all smoke weed, nobody here has ever worn wooden shoes for about 300 years and there has never been a boy who prevented a flood by sticking his finger in a hole in a dike (besides the fact that this won't actually work, the story actually comes from an American children's book). We do however put mayonaise on our fries, which the rest of the world apperantly sees as weird.
 

Captain Blackout

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molester jester said:
Captain Blackout said:
molester jester said:
Well you see there are actually no misconceptions about us scottish, We all really run around the hills wearing kilts, drunk eating haggis and swearing in weird ways while being ginger
Is it also true about the sheep?
Oh yes
Good to know. Now I can make a fortune marketing velcro gloves.
 

Kushin

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British

Crumpets - Nice but not essential
Tea - Drunk A LOT, but not in bone china, normally a mug.
Beefeaters - are ridiculed by us as much as everyone else.
Chavs - Avoid them, everything about them is true.
Lynx - Not Axe, both are dangerous, Lynx's are alive. Thus cooler
Accent - We mock your impression of a british accent as much you mock our american one.
Queen - She's powerless now, otherwise our politicians would have been hung a long time ago
TV - Personal choice, it's not bad but I dont watch it much.
Schools - Not too bad, just dont go to a London Comprehensive. Think Harlem with less guns.
Swearing - Yes, we do sound funny when swearing. But if we're swearing at you, if you laugh then theres not much doubt you'll get knocked out
Porn - It is NOT high-class, not matter how much Family Guy lies to you.
History - Fucking brutal and very colourful, History is a LOT harder with around 1000~ years to cover.

Anything else I missed? I'll be more than glad to clear any other up.
 

Maluku

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Skeleon said:
Maybe it's because of all the jokes we crack about Dutch people and their mobile homes... ^^°
We would let up if they would get off our roads. Slowing down a german in his car will make him approve of the death sentence without the need for a judge or jury.
iamthehorde said:
germany is not bavaria.
So true, that's just the south of germany. Most people here can't even understand them. But we do however all love our beer.
iamthehorde said:
germans are also not all blonde with blue eyes.
Well I am.
iamthehorde said:
germans are not strict, they are quite liberal. most germans even tend to ignore minor laws as long as no one is really hurt.
That is because the laws here can fill a library and nobody understands them. Ever tried filling out a tax-return?
iamthehorde said:
germans are not unfriendly. it´s just uncommon here to act like you know each other for over a decade when you just met five minutes ago.
Well that is true until you get to the road. I have seen Jermemy Clarkson walk over a 4 lane intersection without traffic lights in America without any horns sounding. In germany you will be killed or cause a minor crash and a lot of yelling.

We do love our cars way too much. I have never even seen something like a junker driving around here.

iamthehorde said:
most german accents in american movies are horribly inaccurate. it does often sound stupid but it doesn´t sound like that at all. in the end, english is something like the bastard daughter of saxon german, frisic/dutch, some scandinavian and a few french terms(trust me on that, i studied that shit) so please be kind to your language parents.
I can't understand most of it. Die Hard however had it right. Watch "Die Hard" if you want to know what german sounds like. But there aren't any german terrorist movements here as far as I know.

iamthehorde said:
however, i still think it sucks here for entirely other reasons. sorry, germany, it´s nothing personal.
Doesn't every german think that way. We really can't be proud to be german, unlike every other country. Thanks to our history. Our pride is pretty much broken.

Sonicron said:
Oh, and about the army bit, that's actually funny: When I was with the Bundeswehr, due to some weird planning errors after a field exercise our unit took up residence in an American military base for two days. The G.I.s were really friendly, but for some reason almost all of them wanted to trade weapons with us; upon inquiry why they wanted our guns, the frank reply was, "Man, don't you know that compared to your G36 our guns are absolute crap...?" After that they also tried to swap uniforms with us. :p
We do love our engeneering here that is true. I can't walk by a tool-sale without buying anything. I think I have about 100 screwdrivers now, all of which I don't really need.

Yes the "Autobahn" is really unlimited and if anyone wants to change it they would have a revolution on their hands. One third however is limited by signs mostly to 120 km/h (75mph)
 

MrTub

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Superhyperactiveman said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
HUBILUB said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
Sweden: We're not all blonde and blue eyed and eat meatballs all the time. And we don't have those ugly accents or bad speaking you hear on TV. Most of us are good at English, and we don't have that exaggerated accent.
uuuh... Most people in Sweden speaking English have horrible accents. I can pick out a Swedish guy talking English easy. Mostly it's the former generation that speaks bad, but it's still a big demographic. Americans and other just can't mimic our accents.
Yeah, but have you ever seen how Americans make fun of our accents? It's quite annoying. They make it sound like we're suffering from a stroke.
But your real accent isn't nearly as funny as our take on it. And as an American, I demand entertainment constantly!!!

Um, we're not all fat... only 1/3 of us. That's still too much, but technically still in the minority (Woo!)

We're not ALL idiots, just those of us who visit other countries... and apparantly those of us who vote... which is a digg at all politicians and elections, not just Obama and his election.

and that's all I can think of.
sorry m8 its 2/3 of american and half of them are dangerous fat
 

Acromatopsy

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Oh, I want to quote so many of the posts here. I'll do my best to restrain myself.

nikki191 said:
ReincarnatedFTP said:
What's the with Swedish/Norwegian thing? Is that like the Canada/America riffing? Because I have a couple of relatives that live in Oslo, and they constantly refer to Swedes as "those crazy Swedes".
same with the finns/swedes.. the finns i know say the same sort of thing, except much more vocally and not as polite
You're right. We are completely obsessed of beating the Swedes in everything but we do that. And we are not even remotely polite when it comes to this rivalry. In our jokes the Swedish people are a self-evident laughing stock and are almost always described as simple minded underdogs of the story. The biggest grudge we hold is for them wiping the floor with us in ice hockey every single goddamn time. I'm not a big fan of hockey myself but for some Finns losing to Swedes in it seems to be a national disgrace.
Anyway, we don't really hate them, it just looks like we do. :D Sweden and Finland share a sort of a brotherly bond - with Finland being the stubborn, competitive little brother.

However we don't have any squabble with Danes or Norwegians. We consider both as sort of pleasant and altogether fine neighbours who we've known forever but never quite gotten familiar with.

Aardvark Soup said:
We do however put mayonaise on our fries, which the rest of the world apperantly sees as weird.
Finally! Someone (or apparently a whole nation of people) who share my odd culinary preferences! I hate ketchup, but mayonaise is great with fries. Hamburger dressing goes well with them too.

To the original question:
I don't exactly know what misconceptions there are about Finns, but by all means confront me if there are some! I'll list some which I think are quite popular abroad.

I guess one is that we drink a lot.
It's not a misconception. We come up with so many excuses for getting drunk it's downright depressing. And by drunk I don't mean giggly inebriation, I mean hammered oneself under the table - can't even get into a bar - crawling on all fours - passing out halfway puking kinda drunk. Somehow we have taken drinking to a level where we are sort of morosely proud of it. We even have a more or less popular saying: You don't need to have fun without drinking, you need to drink without having fun.

We don't have polar bears any more than Norway has and neither do we have penquins. The latter one being a slight surprise when asked about the first time. At summer it's mainly warm sometimes even pretty hot and at winter it tends to get pretty fuck-ass cold. Not as freezing as I remember from my childhood, but still quite cold.

We also don't have igloos. Each winter a huge snowcastle is built in Kemi as a tourist attraction though. I recall it even serves as a hotel and other stuff like that.

Finnish people are often thought to be somewhat shy and reserved.
Also true - in a way. Generally we warm up slow but when you get to know us we can be pretty fiery. We can't argue though. We have an extensive culture of moping, sulking and looking sinister and utterly vexed, but we have little knowledge of actually solving the problems. Except perhaps by swinging our fists.

And then there's the legend that we greatly enjoy the habit of locking up naked in a scorching hot room and spanking each other with small branches of birch.
It is quite liberating actually. It has a deep cleansing feel to it. You should try some time.
 

carpathic

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Canada:

We are a lot more like americans than we like to admit
We do not live in igloos
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police only ever wear red at dress events
We have one of the highest %population living in urban areas in the world

We do have a lot of trees
 

MrTub

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Ishnuvalok said:
We are not sexually loose and don't have huge orgy's. We just don't care about another person's sexuality.
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Well...... thats not really true.. I've been invited to so called fuck partys quite often.. but I haven't got any interest in nailing fjortisar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjortisar)