None of you have shit on me. Here is a true story concerning my family.
As soon as we're able to, I'm talking infancy, every one of my family members has been/will be given one spoon full of coffee. If the child like's it, he/she is a true member of the family, if not they aren't. It's only fascinating because one of my uncles did it to his kid, and his kid hated it. Found out later that his wife cheated on him and the baby wasn't his. That's a true story.
Anyways, ever since I was very young I've been drinking coffee. Hell, some of my earliest memories are of me and my mom drinking coffee before she went to work.
Sidenote: if any one here tries to mention StarBucks, I'll kill you. They don't make coffee, at all. They make caffeinated milkshakes, there is a huge difference. Real men make coffee themselves, at home ,by the fucking gallon.
/ Grunt