Collaboration: The Gods and their Angels (Closed. We've Begun.)

[Fury Is Me.]

"You're an old, skanky goat, with breath like a moat. Forgive me for being a gloat, but at least my champs a winner, not a bloat. Now if I may quote, your letter, your note, "Consequences will never be the same", you mutated zygote. Your little champ will get smote, it's no lie, he's a little shote. If this were a dictionary, he;d be a footnote. Now leave me alone, you crazy old coyote."

 

[Red Magic]

In large red letters 'CRITICAL HIT' appeared above her head, but she simply grinned, turned her hat backwards and donned overly large, ironic sunglasses."You must be huffing glue to believe that you could ever leave me askew. Why so blue ************, have you learned that I'm the Guru? The baleen in your mouth smells like a zoo, it could really use some shampoo! My champs a shrew and I really can't help but boo, but it's me, ************ that you'll have to subdue! My rhymes bust your brain, almost like a taboo, if you even have one, your head looks like a canoe! So as I tie my shoe, I'll just let you stew in your melancholic hue, so just sit back Sue, I'll show you a real fucking witch's brew."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus clapped two hands together and lifted her head up, twisting it back upside down until it resembled a normal human head again, slamming the palms into the floor.

"Silly girl, your rhymes only make me want to hurl. Witches brew? Ha, your magic nothing but a mindless twirl. My robot and I's plan is about to unfurl, so if you don't wanna get burned, i stay out of the upwhirl, showgirl. My plan is like a pearl, and we're about to rock the world.

 

[Red Magic]

[color=sky blue]"Your pathetic rhymes simply fill me with glee! Your goals are all locked and only I hold the key! I'm amazed you think you and your silly robot can even keep up with me! Your voice sounds like a shrieking banshee, and you must be blind to not see that I'm the real Emcee! So long as I follow this dream the only thing I can guarantee is that my plans will come to fruition with a Grand Jubilee! I'll be on a domain killing spree! Gee, at least we can agree that this place could use some potpourri." [/color]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

[b][color=scarlet]You're a peculiar little blight, alright, I'll give you a fight. If it's rhymes that you want, I'm not short in insight. Your silly little game will go out like a light once crushed beneath the foot of my awesome might. to me, you're all bark and no bite. Little Iris, just stop while you've still got the right. Just the sight of you fills me with spite. Soon you'll be trapped in the imperishable night. In this game of chess, I'm like the white knight, you're just a sprite. What i'm about to do to you is gonna give you stage fright. Back down, pull out, just begin your flight. I'm quite done with your miserable plight."[/color][/b]

 

[Red Magic]

[color=sky blue]"My name is Iris ************ look at me! I'll infect every detail of your plan like a virus! Looking at you now you resemble Miley Cyrus! I'll crash every last star on your chest, even Polaris! I'll use me Ten desires to set so many fires! Your toybox is gonna be filled with rocks! Once I can assemble my crew this puny castle will be a drive-thru! It would simply be for the best if you just withdrew." [/color]

 

[TheDoctor455]

Raziel folded his arms and watched the wisp carefully as he began to speak.

"I gravely wounded my foe," Raziel answered, "he started bleeding smoke, then he stole back the staff and tome, and ran for it. I chased after him... but, he summoned a portal I could not pass through. He ran away."

Probably best to leave out the part where the Reaver passed right through my foe for now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"You say you'll raze me castle, but you'll never even get to turn the tide. Just to get through the whole thing, you'll need a tour guide. I'm just taking a bide, while my robot gets a ride. Once she gets back, we'll stomp your ass until you go cockeyed. What's that? You say I'll get shanghaied? Well step back, and see, that I'm burning your backside. Your stupid fairy luck is about to come topside."

 

[Zirat]

"Hang on, our futures are murky at best. I don't think letting you right in there to my creator who's been attacked three times today so far is that smart an idea. So, you're looking for a way to this 'mad god'? I can tell you that right here" she said, kicking the centipede with a mangled leg until it stopped.
"Asmodeus made a reference to a whole lot of ungodly honking and explosions in the north west, near the now defunct land of the Poison God" she said, struggling a bit to sit up and using her only intact arm to point in the direction she was talking of.

"Just keep walking that way, you'll reach him soon enough. I'd give you some more accurate directions but right now, in case you couldn't tell, I'm not exactly in the best state of functioning" she had another weak laugh, but thankfully this time it didn't produce any more of the silver liquid.
"Now, if you don't mind I'm just going to get me and my prize into safety. I'd suggest you do to. See ya around, kid" she said dismissively, slumping back into the perch she made for herself on the centipede and allowing it to continue into the town.

Alright, time to go see what the boss is up to she thought grimly. Hopefully they'll be able to do something with this haul.

 

[Red Magic]

[color=sky blue]"You keep walking right into this trap! I travel in gaps ************ so shut your yap! I'm not usually this forceful you big sap, normally I can be a rather dapper chap. When this is all said and done I'll be the one to make them all clap! If you aren't careful then I'll have to give you a zap! To discover my hidden agendas you'd need the world's best map! You have a dead God, but you seem to forget that I can make entire domains strain and snap! I wish you'd kindly shut your flap and stop trying to sell me this crap! You're so shortsighted I should give you a dunce cap!"[/color] And so she did, right on the upturned face, it was a rather nice dunce cap too, very good and even font.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus flipped her head back up and devoured the dunce cap, then flipped her head back down and pounded her palms into the ground once more.

"You call yourself a magus, but you're just an almighty nut. You're just a slut, a mutt, and a great, big glut. Ha, if the universe let you keep anything, it was your butt and your gut. You're jokes are so stale, you're stuck in a rut. You think you're original, but you're just a recut. What?"

 

[Red Magic]

[color=sky blue]"You're still a sissy, a ninny and an all around Mary! By the end of the day it is you I will bury! You're just jealous of my body because your teeth are so hairy! You sound a little mad, tell me friend are you getting weary? I for one don't find you all that scary, you don't dissuade me, just make me more merry! With teeth like that you could use more dairy! You're just mad and sad and generally unglad that I have my beauty, and one hell of a booty! You're probably just mad that no one will ever get to pop this cherry. You insults are droll and they don't seem to vary! When I bust you dead, I'll personally chaperone that ferry!"[/color]

 

[Zirat]

The centipede was very slowly making it's way into the castle proper at this point. Into the very familiar mindfuck that was Castle Osmo.
"Grr... come on you stupid thing, speed up! Don't you have overdrive or something?" She asked, and as if in response suddenly the thing sped up... to slightly above walking speed. ... I knew she should have sprung for turbo she thought with a groan as she started to get into vaguely familiar territory. Coming before the massive door all of a sudden Priscilla sensed a deep disturbance.

"Wait... what's wrong here? Is that... music?" She asked herself in bewilderment as she head a heavy rhythmic beat and two voices... rapping? Having the centipede kick through the door, Priscilla saw it. The two creators going at it in what they must consider one of the epic rap battles of history. Priscilla just saw her boss and an uncomfortably familiar face wrapping up a lyrical rebuttal. Sensing a lull in the combat she took this point to speak up.

"Well, it's good to know what you do when I'm out, Asmodeus. I hope I'm not interrupting something too important, am I?" she asked, hiding her amusement deeply beneath a steady, stern voice.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus turned her head to Priscilla, not embarassed or upset at all, but she sounded as though she just made an accomplishment. "Ah. Priscilla, you're back. Yes, our frequent intruder began to insult me through rhymes, so i made an attempt to best her at her own game. It was growing boring anyway. Now we just need to remove our pest problem."

 

[Red Magic]

Azura was swinging from the noose quite fast while still singing. "Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my poker face..." she said with a grin as she adjusted from a slutty looking 26 year old back to her sixteen year old form before gapping back onto her staff which also changed back, without moving from the spot where it had been floating. "I'm so phresh you can suck my nuts."

 

[SamuelT]

"Well," The Mordred said as his talking buddy disappeared in the streaks of town around them "fuckin'...see ya, I guess." He turned and ran with long strides into the direction pointed to him as the land began to dry and crack around him again. Before long he found himself in the barren inbetween of lands.

"looks like a fecking twelve year old.....'m older than her by millenia"

Reaching the staff, to check if it was still safely secured, he missed the familiar feeling of the fabric wraps around the hilt of his zweihander.

By the time he had traversed the inbetween, giving the miasmic pit of the Poison God a wide berth, he was once again panting. As he climbed the tower of the Mad God, he barged through the door he presumed was his creators at a time most convenient for the narrative to fit him in.

 

[Zirat]

"Yeah... well I got something you can suck right here" she muttered, reaching back for one of the bombs, but found that the repository that held that was currently missing. As well as a good portion of her lower-body platform. That's... unfortunate
Shrugging off the inconvenience Priscilla just shook her head. "On second thought, you aren't worth much. Asmodeus, not wanting to put upon you, but would it be problematic if I requested you to extradite the skank?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"It's not as easy as it look, I'm afraid, Priscilla... With the metal man, we could grab and catch him. Iris has manipulative control of distances, space, reality, boundaires, form- You get the idea. And getting her to leave is a hassle." Asmodeus sighed. "She used to bully me before the fall, and that fact hasn't seemed to change after..."

 

[Red Magic]

Azura began to play patty-cake with a perfect copy of herself that she called from the air while they both looked over and spoke in unison. "It wasn't that bad you know! If we hadn't done it then some large butch lesbo, or perhaps some mongoloid of a lad would have done much worse! We mean really, what's the worst we've ever done to you~?" There was then a third copy skipping rope sideways above Asmodeus using the noose like a jump-rope.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Asmodeus' doll body was being jerked around and Asmodeus wanted to pull herself off the noose, but decided that now was not the time. "First of all, you instigated a few others to antagonize me as well, some of them matching your description, except the butch lesbo... and second of all, stop swinging the rope that is currently affixed to my neck before i strangle you, and i don't even need to explain to you why I CAN strangle you..."